Posted by simguy on 4/15/2005

Before: "This one's for me," Jennifer demurs in prefight: pretty downward glances, dimples. "Sometimes, you just see a girl, and it gets your blood going - that's what it is with Kelly. This is really more a workout for me than a fight - just something I have to get out of my system and then move on to more important matters. But for now, it's all about Kelly's torso and the punishment I'm going to dish out. This girl's a heavy bag with legs!" Brook understandably nervous - big payday for her, intimidating opponent, but prohibitive underdog cautiously optimistic at the dais. "Jennifer's a daunting prospect for any fighter," Brook admits, "but she's only human. We watched a lot of Theron/Garner in camp and we saw what works - it's just a matter of executing. Jen can be hurt with right hands, and I've got a cannon on that side, but the challenge will be getting her to eat it consistently. I've worked tirelessly with Jeri on my jab and footwork for this fight - I honestly believe I can box Jennifer and I'm going to shock her with my class in this fight." Garner in electric blue bikini, bra strap top, slick battle braid - Kelly in hot pink push up and panties.

During R1: Garner pretty brazen - chin tucked, pawing jab, then chopping right to chest, short biting hook to rib and she's in there digging. Brook palming shoulders as she's practiced, shooting her hips back - she's looking to shove off on Jen while stepping right, creating distance. Kelly sporting a thumping jab surprises Jen - sharp bashing stick spackles upperchest, forehead, forcing Garner back outside where she's grazed by opportunistic Brook right hands. Garner aggression replaced by a confused stalking - Kelly circling right, steering her foe with stick takes the first boxing.

R2: Garner doubling up the jab, putting more snap on it - she's got Brook blinking, rearing back from it. JG in with the slanting right hand into the body, jerking the hook to lungs, working up the middle with tidy combinations as Brook gives ground. Kelly at the ropes, hands at Jen's ears, trying to control Garner's head - Jenny set strong, goes to work. Garner's brawny shoulders rotating - short, muscular ripping digs to tummy, lungs and tits - she's belting away, then resetting with a beefy left shoulder/chickenwing left elbow nudge. Kelly concentrating, grimacing - corner screaming at her to get off the ropes: easier said than done. Jenny definitely committed to punching tonight: head on Brook's chest, hands free, snap-snatching mitts off meat, bumping and mauling on the inside. Final minute - Garner with a vicious swiping hook across the liver buckles Kelly's legs - Jenny hops left, clips the left uppercut to chin and DOWN GOES BROOK! Kel rocked back against the ropes, then swooning to all fours - Jenny striding away as she looks down, satisfying her hunger for Brook's torso with a sweltering bell to bell pounding in the second.

R3: Kelly recuperating well - she runs an aggressive Garner into the jab, palms up on Jen's shoulders, thrusts hips back and scoots to the right - regaining separation as Jennifer simply wades in. Pundits and fighters in the audience leaning forward in their seats, interest piqued by Kelly's unexpectedly stern jab - she's really scolding Jennifer with it, busting Jen's brows, steering her, negotiating her. Kelly releasing the right hand - still grazing contact but zeroing in - looks like there's a lane over Garner's left shoulder as Jen stubbornly seeks access up the middle.

R4: Garner spitting her jab body and head - no contest hand speed: Garner's the quicker-mitted vixen. Brook flustered, caught extending her palms to push - she's wide open for a sneaky hook off the jab. Head swivel Brook, deep knee bend - she reels backwards into ropes, covers up earmuff only to be ROCKED upright a hard-charging left uppercut. Garner right back in snug - beating Brook's ribcage like a rug - classic rigid Jen Garner combinations as Kelly digs in sullen to soak. Jennifer busy, but so methodical, steadily pounding the waist both hands, pounding the flanks and ribs, chugging up into that mouthwatering rack. Garner's delivery very, very sharp - ripping body shots and hooks to the ear, hands brought back to her chest as Jen bobs mechanically, smudging her forehead up and down on Brook. Kelly open mouthed, breaking down - she's covering up face in gloves, suffering, unable to answer back or get her back off the ropes. Bell: Jennifer straightens, absolutely pulsing, hungrily looking over the carnage. Brook parched, throbbing, but defiant - she straightens unsteadily off the ropes, meeting Jen's hard gaze as if to say "couldn't put me down, Jen." 10-8 nonetheless, Garner - total bell to bell supremacy in the fourth.

R5: Kelly a shopworn vixen, but smart - she can't stand her ground against Garner, but she's riding the left hand around Garner's head, pulling Jen's face into the cushy confines of those massive British mounds, easing into the ropes for ref's breaks. Garner relentless - attacking up the middle, ripping shots to ribs and ears, busting to the rack with a furious, rising action from both hands in close. Good recovery round for Kelly - she's hurting, but bogging Jennifer down, preventing serious damage from occurring, getting herself together in a murky fifth.

R6: Kelly managing the pressure well - palm-and-scoot when Jen closes, pumping stick outside. Garner bobbing and weaving, but not jabbing back as much as expected - she's looking to press the pace on Kelly, not finesse her. Kelly able to drop right hands to the left side of Jen's face this round - not shattering blasts, but good solid contact, just getting range, timing down to pick Jen up on the way in.

R7: Kelly boxes Jen for back to back rounds - astonishing ringsiders who expected the fight to be over by now. Brook's jab paving the way, really lumping Jen's brows up, and the hurtling right cross is starting to stop Garner en-route, even backing her up at times. Jennifer disdainful, unhurt by any of it, but she's uncharacteristically sloppy in pursuit - not cutting off the ring, being all big-girl in there.

R8: Sheer physicality of Jen too much at times - she rushes in on Kel, gets to chest, starts working up and down with those rip-banging combinations. Brook sullen, backed to the ropes - she's either covering up sullen, or reaching to pull down on Jen's head. Ringsiders wincing at the licks Jen's getting to Kelly luscious ribcage - great spanking snatches, shaking Kelly's legs, bringing a pained grimace to quivering lips. Brook's clutching up around the head ineffective: Jen twisting to rip uppercuts, continuing to dig up chunks of Brook belly meat, bumping Brook a ruff shoulder inside. Bully's work puts a groggy frown on Kelly's face as she hangs on to the bell - legs trembling en route to her corner.

R9: Jennifer knuckles together at her chest, wading in - she's looking to use the rest of Kelly up...but Brook not cooperating. Kelly pushing strong off her back big toe, spearing stick into Jen's face and busting Garner up - Jen getting tagged, crouching, but slowing - enabling Brook to step to her right. Brook able to ring Jen up right hands over the left shoulder, cleanly tagging jaw, then jabbing her eye as Kel shuffles another step right. Garner out at the end of the punches, steadily eating, bogging down and GOING WOBBLY BUTT! Jennifer groggy, staring, trudging forward - Kelly's eyes hard with concentration, jabbing, rifling rights, stepping - SHE'S TAKING JEN APART! Garner hurt, confused - she finally stops trying to force herself on Kelly, and Brook goes over to offence. Kel stepping in, bending into crashing right hands, flattening Jen's right ear against her shoulder, sending her reeling sideways. Garner mouth open, hands outstretched as she stumbles to her right - Kelly POURING in over the left shoulder, POUNDING away righty and DROPPING GARNER AT THE ROPES! Jen hounded across the ring and drilled to her back - eyelashes fluttering, eyes half-open, legs out straight, hands quiet at her sides and it's OVER! Good Lord - KO9 in shocking fashion - KELLY BROOK!

After: Brook bursting into tears as the 10 count washes over prone Garner - it's the biggest win of Kelly's career, probably the biggest puncher's upset since Bell/Dunning I. Jennifer immediately attended to - getting penlights in her eyes, TLC from her attendants as media floods the ring. Brook's body under siege all night long, but withstanding the brutality - Garner's chin eventually giving way under the weight of Kelly's right hands - but it was Brook's 'rebuilt' left hand made it all happen. Jeri Ryan (black satin blouse, black slacks) hugging and jumping with Brook - tall, strong Samdog women stand arm in arm, staring into the HISC corner as Jennifer's brought around. Ryan grinning, coaxing, urging her stablemate, finally slapping Kelly's rump with a 'go get her' spank - Brook marches in to exact tribute!

Jeri clapping, grinning, following close behind - Kelly hugs Jen up off her stool, folds her into a greasy reverse sleeper - Jeri pumps her right fist, crowd responds as exhorted: "J-M-D! J-M-D!" Left arm snug behind Jen's damp skull, left hand gripping right bicep, right hand cupped atop Garner's scalp - good strong clamp puts a smarmy grin of satisfaction on Brook's face as she waddle-steps backwards into ropes for support. Jen's hands palm Kelly's damp hips - Garner just standing there, guzzling jug in a helpless daze.

Ryan loving it, clapping throughout, or smacking her hand against Garner's glistening bare back - total flouting of FCBA regulations concerning third-parties in the ring, the same regulations that are being enforced by security guards against a concerned Estella Warren trying to muscle her way to the apron. Camera pans to Claire Danes in the audience, speaking into her cell phone. Beside her, Eliza Dushku sits arms crossed, shaking her head with a rueful smile - both girls too small and too smart to attempt a rescue. Mish nowhere to be seen, but probably telling somebody "I'm too little" with innocent face and batting eyelashes.

Brook pulls Garner's moist face free of jug - Jen open mouthed, eyebrows arched high, eyes closed in a sort of startled, dozy stupor. Brook grinning, right arm snug around Jen's neck, just posing with Garner side to side, back to ropes. Brook and Ryan exchange pleasantries when Jeri suddenly RIPS OPEN HER BLOUSE in a shower of black buttons, revealing a heartpounding scarlet push up bra and mountainous mounds of destruction QUIVERING to join in! Kelly revels in Garner's helplessness as she neatly fits Jen's face to Jeri's jugs, slapping Jen's back when she's put away snug. Ryan wraps up and the destruction throbs on.

Ryan easing her back to ropes, black satin arms muscular about Garner's matted skull, shirt tails hanging free - Brook to the side, pointing with both hands to Ryan and nodding "She's The Woman" - it's a big ol' Samdog party. As Jen's legs start to go, Jeri pulls the glossy face - features slack with punishment - off her jugs, holding Garner round the neck in the crook of the left arm, posing, then easing Jen back into the bulging mass of Brook's heaving rack.

Back and forth, back and forth - groggy, helpless Garner just passed around and systematically used up - both Samdog beauties milking it, taking pains to pull Jen's face back juuuust at the point of final subjugation to string things out. Ryan even taking a moment at one point to bring Jen around with little cheek-slaps while riding the left arm around Garner's neck. When one is smothering, the other's hamming it up: gulping her hips at Jen's full backside or dancing a little on the spot; pawing at Garner's body, making a show of holding her in place as though escape were possible at any moment; hands-on-hips, poses of frank admiration - Brook and Ryan just stroking each other's egos at Jen's expense.

Goes on and on until finally, Kelly's breasts are allowed to finish the job - Garner pooling limp to canvas, rolling to her back with a damp KO'd pout on her lips. Ryan, Brook hanging around, looking down, toeing Jen for signs of life - looks like they're about to start practicing their cross-bodies when officials FINALLY intervene to 'save' Garner from further abuse. An absolute travesty, a new low, a black eye for boxing - Brook tainting a great win like that with smutty two-on-one theatrics.