SECOND COALITION VS THE WOLFPACK #1

Posted by Simguy on 12/15/2004, 3:31 pm.

Before: Second Crusade a more focused assault than the first—most pundits believe the Holmes beatings no longer a motivating factor at this point. “Certainly when the First Coalition went after HISC, it was in response to the treatment Kate Holmes received from Claire, Eliza and Mish,” explains one Celebrity Ring curmudgeon. “This second wave is more about avenging the disaster of the first, as well as all the old grievances these four girls have built up over the years. Somewhere beneath it all, payback for Holmes is still there, but it’s a pretty thin pretext, Britney and Dani just badly want to beat these HISC women—it couldn’t be more personal.”

Hotblooded little juggernauts can’t keep paws off each other—every interview marred by slapping, pushing or out and out brawling as tempers flare from the get-o. Mish refusing to call Dani by name referring to her instead as “Chubs”, “Tubby”, “Fats”. And so on—dismissing Fishel’s weight advantage as so much extra blubber. “Dani and I are the same size,” explains Mish, “that extra pork on her doesn’t mean anything in a fight. Honest to god, when I see that fat-girl face on her I don’t know whether to punch it or shove an apple into mouth!” Fishel spurred on by the constant audio-visual of Mish working her over earlier in the year—it’s a blot on her record that must be avenged. “She knows I’m too big and strong for her, but she lets her ego run away with her,” says Dani. “I’ve got a lot of payback saved up and I can’t WAIT to get dishing!” Dani in navy bikini with big pale blue polka dots, bandeau style top supported by bra straps, white shoes and thick socks, sporty ponytail—Mish in black/white faux tiger print bikini, twist tie top, tie side bottoms, white shoes and socks.

During R1: Dani hurtles into Mish fists, head, shoulders, elbows—whirling blender assault bowls Williams to her backside as Dani tramples fallen HISCer like the Tasmanian Devil run wild! Mish up quick, but wide-eyed, trembling with adrenaline—sheer violence of Dani’s rhino-charge a wake up call, Fishel roaring back in all grins—she bodies up hard, then braces feet wide to start a HELLISH pounding. Fishel pushing in on the elbows, opening Mish up, then slamming away—fists smashing off tummy, jugs, biceps and ribs. Mish trying to cover up, cross her arms—constantly stuffed awkwardly into the ropes and battered. Bell: Williams goggle-eyed, shivering from punishment—Dani hollering, pumping her fist and stomping around the ring to rev the crowd up to a frenzy. Hamhanded shutout, Fishel.

R2: Dani barrels into mish without regard for Williams’ punching power—Mish tackled back into the ropes and catching a beat down looks windblown, astonished. Williams alternating between crossing her arms or earmuffing up—she just doesn’t know what to d do as Fishel heaps on the hurt. Dani reaching in to push and body up at intervals, then digging in both dukes. Fishel starting to wallop and clout up around the head and shoulders as well—spreading out the beating hip to head. Second straight shutout—Dani camping out in Michelle’s trunks and giving her a breathtaking rubdown through 2.

R3: Big smile Dani—she’s fidgety on her stool, can’t wait to get back in. Williams taking on water, scowling—she’s lumping up, looking frazzled, but comes out a determined little battler this round. Fishel encountering stiff resistance midring—Mish bravely standing her ground, and slugging back—heroic pitch and catch from both ladies as crowd roars in appreciation, Fishel landing the beefier shots—body blows pound loud off Mishy waist and ribs, head shots really torquing Williams head side to side. Mish catching Dani with chopping overhand rights on the chin and slinging hooks to paunch but not moving Fishel—Mishy making a very expensive point by standing and slugging to her detriment in the third. Dani bopping back to her corner all jiggles and dancing ponytail, big smile—she’s systematically breaking Mish down through 3.

R4: Williams glaring, right hand at her temple as she stalks to her right—she’s trying to give angles, but it’s foreign to her—Fishel able to charge in and tackle smaller vixen to ropes again. Dani emerges from sweaty bundle with punches—pump-digging at gut with both arms chugging, Williams nestled in cheek to cheek, arms crossed against her gut, teeth gritted. Second minute, Mish shipping shellack gets a little separation with a left shoulder bump and hooks dani HARD to crotch! Fishel gasping, brought up short—Mish in with a firm shoulder bump and another low-blow hook to back Dani up for the first time. Right sinks in above Dani’s left hip—ANOTHER left spanks trunk. Dani sobbing, folding forward—Mishy scours that lower back with sweeping right and left clouts DROPPING DANI TO ALL FOURS! Low blows, kidney mayhem—all adds up to a heinous knockdown—Fishel struggling up on shaky legs, begs the ref to do something and ON COMES MISH! Williams wades in with a savage head-spear under the eyes, chugging gut with both dukes, rampaging up torso until she’s free-swinging head and shoulders on Dani. Fishel arms crossed, stooped forward, getting shellacked—she makes it out of the round groggy and takes a CHEAP LATE ELBOW IN THE GUT! Mish showing her flyweight roots, puts her stamp in a brutal round, sending Fishel to corner hurting.

R5: Mish taking some of the steam out of Dani last round—Fishel not charging in, looking a little shopworn—Mish helps her out with a tidy pair of cranking hooks square to trunks to open the round. Mish stepping around, right hand at her temple, getting off with hooks—she’s tattooing belly, clawing jug, jabbing then hooking the face. Fishel turning, grimacing—really pre-occupied with her lower body and it’s exposing her face to some tasty clouts. Mish occasionally moving in to palm up and walk Dani back—just a step or two now and again—smaller woman finding ways to impose herself on a foul-fatigued Fishel.

R6: Mish with that right tight to temple—machine like as she turns on cranking low blow hooks—Fishel clutching at herself, turns away and howls in protest—shaming the ref into giving her some time to recover, Williams shrugging, mugging for the cameras—questioned by the re she looks up and says “Clean body shots, ref, Chubs doesn’t believe in sit ups—you oughta take a point away from her for coming in so soft.” Action resumes—Fishel catching a second wind, starts to drive Mish back with pressure once again. Dani crossing her arms, bobbing and weaving—she’s able to block low and come out the crouch with whistling hooks—Mish falling back under heavy clout. Remainder of round fought in a little patch of canvas at the ropes—Mishy being banged to her arms and head—trying to lay in and body Dani off—Fishel just bringing the thunder to the bell.

R7: Mish open-mouthed, hollow-eyed—she’s given Dani her best, but Tank still rolling. Fishel back in with hard rights and lefts-clubbing shots bashing off shoulders, clouting the skull, ripping hard across the waist—Williams driven into the ropes and looking to clinch as Dani drives in. Mishy’s belly goes on sale as Dani starts gobbling it up both mitts—Williams groaning, reaching for a clinch around Dani’s pumping arms—Fishel cashes in with a savage left uppercut as Mish droops forward. Concussive blow sinks Mishy limp to the ropes—right uppercut smashes her head back, arms outstretched—WILLIAMS IS HELPLESS! Dani’s eyes light up as Mish reclines in stupor, head lolling, everything wide open and available and DANI POUNDS AWAY! Murderous shellacking of lefts and rights stamp Mishy’s breasts flat, swivel her head around—Williams buffeted slowly to her left under the bashing impacts and finally collapsing to a pile of steaming blonde as Fishel steps back and glares down in triumph. Savage KO7 Dani Fishel.

After: Justice at long last—Mishy Williams handed a dreadful pounding, made worse by slipshod refereeing that saw Fishel mercilessly fouled and Williams take WAY too many punches when she was past the point of defending herself. Fishel climbing ring ropes, bellowing to the crowd—crowd roaring back—everyone loves to see a savage beat down KO like this. “Why should I be sorry?” astonished Dani answers a Tractorpull question in postfight. “She knew right from the start she was in way over her head but instead of just bowing out gracefully she goes to my trunks like a little b###h, She butted me, she worked my kidneys—she did every little cheap thing she could to keep me off. So when she went out on her feet, did I let up? Hell no. She had those punches coming mister.”

Reposted by Archer 5/17/10.