SECOND COALITION VS THE WOLFPACK #2

Posted by Simguy on 12/15/2004, 3:32 pm.

Before: Eliza unbearably smug at the podium, and why not? Near totals dominance over the biggest name in boxing, a reputation as a Britney-killer—Dushku just radiates supremacy. “Britney, baby.” Eliza taints in prefight, “we have to stop meeting like this—for your sake. Look, I’m fine with the pay cheques, but I’m just thinking of you. Keep taking beatings from me and you aren’t gonna be the same girl. I’ll be honest with you—every time I break you down and use you up, I wonder, ‘Is she ruined? Is she going to start slurring her songs?’ When we started this, it was just fun for me, but now I’m starting to feel some responsibility, I mean, Lord knows your mom and your management team aren’t looking out for you by serving you up like this. Not saying I’m not going to beat you senseless, I’m just saying I’ll feel a little guilty about it. Like when you scarf too much turkey at Thanksgiving—you know? “Ooooh, I ate too much’. That’s how  I feel when I see your face every time they announce my name and raise my hand at the end.” Spears taking the pre-fight blows stoically, letting Eliza have the mic. “You’ve earned the right to talk,” Britney admits, “You’ve gotten the decisions, but you know as well as I do they didn’t come cheap. The more you talk, the more I realize how scared you are because you’re used to girls who stay down. Guess what, E? I keep coming back until I get what I want.” Spears in baby blue string bikini, Eliza in red bikini. Both turn away without touching gloves after instructions.

During R1: Spears closed stance, left at her hip, right under her chin—she shaves a dangerous lead right passed Eliza’s chin, sweeps a hook flat to Dushku’s tidy rack to open festivities. Britney nice n’ relaxed, bouncy to the left—Eliza wary of spears dangling left, showing a respectful high guard. Brit feints, stoops to sweep a shocking right to the body, tugs a left across brunette paunch, pivots lefts as Dushku’s late with a chopping counter right. E doubles up the jab to close—Britney steps out, circles—blonde showing the livelier leg early. Minute mark, B lifts the jab off her hip, waves it at Eliza’s face and turns on a BLISTERING right to the chin, wobbling Dushku’s butt. Mop up hook torques Eliza’s head and DUSHKU GOES DOWN! Thunderous blonde punching early has Dushku shaking her head—E up for a hazy 8 as ref wipes her gloves on his shirt. Spears in with no expression, waving the decoy jab, diving in and down with a slashing right to the breadbasket, sitting Dushku into ropes with a moist groan. Gorgeous come-back left uppercut thick to the tits—Spears going rack on Dushku with juicy single shot haymakers and brunette doesn’t like it. Pounding right in the belly, pounding left—Brit in there tight, twisting shoulders side to side and plugging away—she comes off pale breadbasket with a carving right uppercut, smashing Dushku’s face back and bloodying E’s nose, Dushku responding with anger, slugging off the ropes, Eliza steps into a one-two—brushing over Britney’s upperback as blonde ducks low, slides her right foot back and comes out the crouch a CRACKING short hook on the chin! DUSHKU GOES DOWN! Eliza on her back, face twisted in shock and pain and it’s OVER! Dushku trying to roll over but she’s all numb and tingly, can’t shake off the shot—KO1 in devastating fashion, Britney Spears.

After: Choosy power shots dismantle usually rock-jawed Dushku—Britney’s placement and heft exquisite in issuing a heartpounding stoppage. Spears’ well wishers flood the ring—Britney just staring coldly down at vanquished former tormentress—Eliza so helpless, shattered—it’s a difficult sight for Spears to reconcile with the tainting hater she’s used to. Crowd chanting “WALK-OF-SHAME! WALK-OF-SHAME!” Spears just turning away to join in the delirium in her corner. Afterwards she explains, “I hit her with a couple of killer body shots early which set everything up—she was half way out by the time I dropped her. I know people wanted me to get on Eliza after a KO1, but they don’t realize—there’s nothing worse I could do to her than stopping her like that. I just stripped Eliza Dushku naked in that ring—even if I’m the only one who can see her bare ass. Trust me—it’s there.”

Reposted by Archer 5/17/10.