BEFORE: Serinda antagonizing all Foxfire in weeks leading up: constant baiting of Laura; pushing incidents with Mary - even snark-offs with Sarah. At one press conference - with Foxfire lovelies all lined up on press row like planes at Pearl Harbour...Swan saunters past, casually drawing her palm slap-slap-slap-slap across startled faces en route to the podium. Winstead ejected kicking and screaming from the room by security as Serinda waves b'bye from dais. "Laura, Laura, Laura," Serinda purrs wickedly at the mic. "Always the prettiest girl in the room until I come along...then it's like you don't know what to do with yourself. But you're just a stepping stone for me: I've got a bright future against Strahovski, Lively, Cuoco, Malin Akerman and other supposedly 'hot' blondes - and it all starts with you beaten helpless. Tell that filthy pig Winstead that I had Erica Durance staggering from right hands in our sparring: Mary doesn't want any of this. IF she dyed her hair, and got heaps of plastic surgery to make her pretty, I MIGHT consider putting her down. Until then, you'll just have to do." Laura sputtering: NOBODY gets under Vandervoort's skin like slinky Serinda. "I'm SO going to beat you!" Laura manages as Swan cackles maliciously. "You...OH!" Prefight scoring: Serinda 1, Laura 0. Vandervoort in icy baby-blue bikini from Into the Blue 2 (a film Swan reportedly watches in addition to fight tape study during her camps); long, straight, soft blonde hair; white gloves. Serinda in neon yellow bikini with ring connections; black gloves; glossy black hair loose n' tangly. Swan pursing lips during stare-down, taunting and baiting: Vandervoort trembling on the spot she's so livid.

During R1: No feeling out - Laura pitchin' leather from her hips: eyes blazing, teeth bared. Serinda calmer, deadlier - she leans away on her right leg, letting Laura swing, then fitting blonde chin for palm-down hook. Vandervoort sputtering out of control, chin-checked: Serinda moves in on Laura's left flank, hooking her tits as LV's stumbling backward. Ropes - Laura hurt, face-in-gloves; Serinda wants body. Swan elbows-in, squared away, leaning slightly forward: she chops and cuffs at waist, getting in there right/left/right/left - staying compact, tipping side to side with the delivery, working under Laura's elbows. Vandervoort cramping up, stooping forward behind her mitts: Serin starts coming off the body, clipping right uppercuts, swatting Laura's ears. Terrible pasting, Serinda to Laura: midway through, it's all too much. Series of short-shrugging right uppercuts worms in between Laura's tightly grouped mitts: she wilts to hands and knees, sniveling in misery as Serinda brays: "IT'S SO EASY!" Laura up for her 8, rallying: she swaps hooks and crosses as Serinda presses - brunette punches pounding blonde back into ropes for the bell. CHEAPSHOT: Serinda smites Laura's helpless boobies as blonde's relaxing after the break. Vandervoort cringing, crossing wrists at tits as Serinda sashays away all proud of herself.

R2: Serinda walks Laura into a close-in right uppercut: Vandervoort clipped, and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Laura shabby on all fours, starting to blubber: Serinda strutting, arms out to either side, palms up, BEAMING that high-wattage smile. Laura gamely up, but fragile: she's hurting. Serinda grinning, wading in: OH she pumps a right hand to gut, bunching Laura up "UHH!" putting her butt in ropes. Serin gets cozy - right hand pushing Laura's face up; left arm snaking in under Laura's right - Swan positioning just off Laura's right hip. Plugging right hands commence - pounding in flat against Laura's golden brown tummy, wrenching gasps of shock from pretty blonde lips. Serinda gloating as she smacks rack righty - glorying in Laura's helpless sobs. Serinda pushing Laura's left side into ropes, controlling her with the left around the waist: poor Vandervoort doubled over, taking right hands on her ear, on her left eye, in her ribs/sideboob. Serinda in there strong, left hip locking Laura in place, that plundering right arm rising and falling, plowing into defenceless Laura. Ref steps in, pulls seething Serinda off: shattering TKO2 Serinda Swan.

After: Vandervoort sobbing, pleading with official to restart the fight, but it's all too late. Serinda circles in to mock Laura's distress: fresh fighting breaks out as antagonized blonde throws herself at hateful brunette. Security prevails - Serinda blowing kisses at furious Foxfire fighters and officials: it's Swan in all her glory. "I'm best," Swan pronounces. "Laura was putty in my mitts - PUTTY! I humiliated her with sheer superiority: I doubt we'll ever see her simpering face in a boxing ring again!" Laura quickly answering that, telling BLONDE! Magazine: "Serinda's got one, I've got one. I was stupid and reckless and she caught me, but that won't happen again. Serinda Swan just started something she's going to deeply, deeply regret!" In days to follow, Celebrity Beach Football game pits Serinda against Laura out on the wings as each plays WR/DB. Neither girl catches a pass against the other all game long: constant string of interference and roughing penalties eventually see both girls yanked by respective team captains.