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15 June 2011 Gauntlet 11 Jenny McCarthy vs Gena Lee Nolin

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Jenny McCarthy 09.jpgGena Lee Nolin 06.jpg

 

 

Round 11

 

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 6/15/2011, 8:44 am

 

Man In The Hat: "And McCarthy is headed this way. Pot up the ring mic!"

Jenny: "OK, Weirdo! I know you've been pulling the strings, but you just played your trump card, and J-Mac just tied this up! Who've you got left? Scherzinger? Park? Torv? Bring her on and I'll kick her a**!"

Man In The Hat: "You know me pretty well, Brit. IF, and this ain't the case, mind, but IF I were pullin' the strings here, you figure I'd have a back up plan?"

Britney: "Or three, yes."

Man In The Hat: "Well, here goes the card to Michael Buffer and..."

Buffer: "And, our final opponent of the night, representing Front Street Boxing..."


"WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, WE GOT FUN AND GAMES..."

Britney: "Oh, Mac is not happy about THIS, Wiz! Not only have you stolen HER music, but now you've stolen Gena's..."

Buffer: "She is the greatest knockout artist in the history of the FCBA..."

Britney: "Wait!"

Buffer: "The REIGNING WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOORRRLLLLLDDDDDD, BIG, BAD GENA LEE NOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLIIIINNNNNNNN!"

Britney: "Wiz, what have you DONE?"

Man In The Hat: "I've 'stolen' a lot more than a THEME song!"

Britney: "And here comes Gena and Jenny's enraged! Palicki can't BELIEVE it!"

Man In The Hat: "Believe it. Gena Lee Nolin now fights for Front Street!"

Britney: "Gena into the ring, ignoring Jenny, shadowboxing and now taking off the robe. McCarthy looking daggers at her...um...I guess...former...stablemate. And Gena still not looking at Jenny...instead looking into her corner, where she's got Jewel and Neve..."

Man In The Hat: "And there's the bell, and Mac has Gena's complete and unfreakingdivided attention right now! Nolin quickly stalking McCarthy. Firing hard jabs from long range. Using that height and reach..."

Britney: "Jenny just trying to duck and dodge for the moment, maybe thinking let's survive the first minute or so, settle things down and..."

Man In The Hat: "DOWN GOES JENNY! DOWN GOES JENNY! HUGE OVERHAND RIGHT FROM BIG GENA LEE!"

Britney: "McCarthy flat on her back here, referee picking up the count at three. Four. Five. Jenny rolling to her knees. Going to try to get up here. Eight...and she's on her feet. Referee going to give her the mandatory eight count as Nolin just bounces on her toes in a neutral corner. Referee waives her in and here comes Gena!"

Man In The Hat: "Nolin backing a woozy Jenny into the ropes with some hard left jabs, now goes to the body, slamming a right into the kidneys that hurts Mac, bangs a hook in behind the right elbow, rips a straight right that splits Jenny's guard and snaps her head back. McCarthy wobbles..."

Britney: "I'm getting worried here, Wiz. They might want to stop this. That's a much bigger woman in there with a tired, hurt J-Mac..."

Man In The Hat: "McCarthy sliding along the ropes, but Gena keeping her pinned, lathering the lats with leather, rocks Jenny to her right with a left hook to the side of the head."

Britney: "No idea what's holding Mac up here, Wiz. Hard left to the solar plexus folds her over, uppercut to the chin straightens her back up. Now Nolin's going rack here! Banging away to the jugs. Mac slapping back, punches ineffective but keeping the referee from stopping this..."

Man In The Hat: "Nolin steps back and Mac almost went down face first! Stumbles forward and Gena stacks her back against the ropes, digging to the body again, reefing in hook after hook to that midsection. Gena can end this with one big punch...Mac covering up in the ropes...bell-to-bell beatdown here for Nolin, slams a one-two into the rack...and there's the bell!"

Britney: "And Gena just turns her back and walks away from Mac to the Front Street corner! Gives the gloves to Neve and Jewel to cut them off. Doesn't even look back as McGee and Palicki help Mac back to her corner..."

Man In The Hat: "Let's go to the ring for the final decision, though there isn't any doubt about it because Gena didn't LEAVE any..."

Buffer: "Ladies and gentlemen, the final tallies, the winner, by a score of 94-92...THE GAUNTLET!"

Britney: "Can't say I'm surprised. You can't figure Mac as the favorite here against eleven fighters in one night...heck, maybe I AM surprised that she kept it this close...and look at this, as McGee and Palicki, who's about in TEARS over there, help Jenny out of the ring, here comes Front Street. Nicole, Grace, Pink, Neve, Jewel, Allison...and they've got Gena up on their shoulders carrying the newest member of the stable around the ring. Mixed cheers boos here, and Jenny turning to look back, staring death at that ring, Wiz!"

Man In The Hat: "Some folks, Brit, they just don't LEARN."

 

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