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15 June 2011 Gauntlet 4 Jenny McCarthy vs Jenny O'Dell

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Jenny McCarthy 09.jpgJennifer O'Dell 06.jpg

 

 

Round 4

 

Posted by Results By Sim/Words By Wiz on 6/15/2011, 8:25 am

 


Britney: "Draw taking place for round number four right now. Jenny off her stool and coming over this way..."

McCarthy: "I can't wait to get one of those dancing hookers of yours, Weirdo!"

Man In The Hat: "Will you look at that, Champ! Right in the middle of a fight, and she's still flirtin' with me!"

McCarthy: "I don't know how you can stand being around this creep, Brit!"

Britney: "Why don't you concentrate on the fight, Mac?"

Man In The Hat: "Did she just give you the Italian Salute, Brit? And her bein' Irish and all."

Britney: "Let's go to Michael Buffer, who has the name for round four..."

Buffer: "Ladies and gentlemen, our fourth round opponent..."

Britney: "No WAY! No WAY! That's 'Enter Sandman'..."

Buffer: "She is a multiple time FCBA Champion in two different weights. She is a charter member of the Hall of Fame and holds a 66 percent career winning percentage. She is Jennnnnnifffffeeerrrrrrr O'Deeeeeeeeelllllllllllll!"

Britney: "I can't believe this! She and J-Mac work together...they even hang together..."

Man In The Hat: "Could be Ms. O'Dell is gettin' a little tired of Mac sayin' she's the one who retired her, Brit."

Britney: "Well, Jenny's not happy about this. The expression on her face tells the story. Shaking her head at O'Dell as Jennifer gets ready. And there's the bell!"

Man In The Hat: "And McCarthy back lookin' for the hot start, pressurin' O'Dell off the bell here. Jennifer retreating in good order, looking to do some boxing here like Alba did in the last round."

Britney: "Good strategy by J-Mac to jump on these girls cold. The one advantage she has is being warmed up, and she's using it."

Man In The Hat: "About a minute in and O'Dell adjusting nicely, Brit. Boxing slick and clever. Excellent defensive stuff here Frustrating McCarthy, blocking, dodging, landing and moving."

Britney: "Mac continuing to pressure, but Jennifer's really getting the better of it now. She might be 36, but she's still slick and quick. She's still got it."

Man In The Hat: "No doubt, Brit. See how she sets everything up with that left jab, preempting Mac, getting her all out of rhythm, keeping her out of good punching angles. No surprise how clever she is in there. Jennifer's one of the smart ones. Retired on top. Not gonna tarnish the legend. Makes plenty of money announcin' and promotin' now."

Britney: "O'Dell landing a nice hook to the midsection there and then a follow up to the rack! Mac felt those. McCarthy looks to counter but O'Dell slips a hook aimed at the chin and goes back to the body. Hook to the tummy, nice jab up top, and a couple of more hooks to the chest as the bell sounds."

Man In The Hat: "McCarthy lookin' death at O'Dell, but Jennifer just raises the hands and heads back to her corner. Gonna wait for the judges to huddle, but..."

Britney: "That's O'Dell's round. Mac scored early, but Jennifer controlled the last two minutes...and there's the card, 10-9 O'Dell!"

Man In The Hat: "O'Dell wants to touch 'em up before she leaves the ring...Mac hesitates...but she touches. Aww. Ain't that sweet!"

Britney: "Not so sweet for Mac. That early lead's been cut in half. The score is now McCarthy: 38, Gauntlet-36."

Man In The Hat: "Somethin' tells me two points won't be enough."


Britney: "We'll soon find out, Wiz."

 

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