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15 March 2003 (Title) Ch Charlize Theron vs Jennifer Garner (III)

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Charlize Theron 3.jpgJennifer Garner 04.jpg

 

 

 

UNIFIED LIGHTWEIGHT TITLE  by simguy 3/15/03

 

It’s about respect for Charlize: “I realize a lot of people have gotten complacent about me in the last year,” says the champ in prefight, “and I realize I have to re-earn the awe. That’s why I’ve selected Jennifer to be my first defense. I’ve never beaten her. People think she’s the future of boxing. When I dismantle this girl, everyone’s going to realize that I’m back, and I’m badder than ever.”

 

Garner on her dominance over the blonde icon: “Physically, I’m just a superior athlete. I’m faster, believe it or not I’m stronger despite her size, and I can keep it up longer. Even if I weren’t smarter and technically a better fighter, I’d be beating this girl.”

 

Jennifer in pale blue bra style bikini, Charlize in white string bikini.

 

Round 1: Tactical first, sporadic punching in bursts from both women. Jenny on her front foot, tilting forward, snapping the jab off her hip and twisting into short, vicious right hands. Theron staying tall, weight on her back foot, also jabbing from her hip and hopping back from abrupt Garner punching. Close round – Jenny’s able to separate herself late with a few jumping-in rushes, slashing lefts and rights as Theron backpedals awkwardly, arms up to block.

 

Rounds 2-3: Charlize changes playbooks. Theron flat footed, feeling for Jenny with a long jab, then immediately clinching as Garner jumps in those slashing quick lead hooks. Charlize rough inside, tugging Jennifer off balance in a headlock, getting a forearm up against Jen’s throat to bend her over the ropes, pulling Jen’s head down for cheap uppercuts. Jenny bends low – Theron rides her forearm on her girl’s back, easing Garner to one knee with weighty pushes. Ref issuing repeated warnings to the champ – Theron willfully ignoring the advice. Charlize channeling Garner into clinches with the jab, holding and hitting, getting her body on Garner and pressing her into the ropes. Hitting on the break from Charlize? Better believe it. Back to back blonde shutouts – Garner clearly ruffled, campaigning for the ref to enforce the rules.

 

Rounds 4-5: Charlize has Jennifer taking chances - brunette trying to beat blonde to the punch, getting low on the champ, hustling to the gut with both fists, but Theron’s fighting her fight. Charlize jab disrupting Jenny on the way in - Garner rotating her shoulders and working on the inside, but she’s constantly swamped, head-locked, twisted and walked off balance. Theron riding her left arm over Jen’s shoulder, pulling the brunette into rising right hands to the body and head. Theron lacing Jen in close quarters, using that rough forearm – it’s the cheapest Charlize we’ve ever seen - and one of the most effective. Garner being pushed around, ground up in mean-spirited action along the ropes. Scattered booing from the crowd - this isn’t flowing, high tempo action - it’s sweaty stop and go; Theron deliberately bogging the fight down, making it all about size.

 

Round 6: Garner using head feints, stepping away - she has Charlize coming forward. Theron looks to throw a right hand off her jab - Garner dipping inside and NAILING the champ an intercepting right on the jaw - JG ducks down, lets Charlize’ right sail over top and THE CHAMP IS HURT! Theron’s legs unsteady - she staggers sideways to regroup and Garner tracks her down. Jenny finally able to work her combinations - slashing into Charlize’ famously sensitive breasts and bashing mouth - hooks and crosses have blonde leaning back hurt. Charlize hands up, elbows in, back to the ropes - Garner stepping with as champ wilts, snacking on the waist, bang-banging her top whenever Theron’s guard drops. Bell to bell Jennifer Garner scuffs Theron up, sends her to her corner with a bloody nose - Crowd roaring for the first time as someone finally gets shaken up in this fight.

 

Round 7: Garner the aggressor, but smart - using feints, drawing Charlize’ jab, timing it, exploiting openings. Garner stepping right around her sizzling stick, stamping in sudden right hands to the ribs or chin, over and under Theron’s extended left. Jenny working in and out, rotating counterclockwise, slowly breaking her girl down with crisp execution from the outside.

 

Round 8: Jenny jabbing to tummy, moving to her left - confidence glowing from the dimples as Garner finds her rhythm. Jenny jumping in the hook and Charlize TAGS HER THE COUNTER UPPERCUT! Theron fitting the left onto Jenny’s chin - Garner’s legs spasming as she reels out of control and THERON goes on the attack. Charlize jabbing the chest, spearing her girl ropeside then SAILING into the midsection with a swinging right – loud spanking impact draws a cry of pain from Jenny – she’s frozen gut-shot, helpless at the ropes. Charlize palming her girl back, then putting ‘em together – clipping right uppercut on the chin, walloping hook on the eye – Garner slumping to a seat in the ropes, stunned, unresponsive. Charlize brawling her way through Jenny’s flailing, outstretched arms – slinging power shots to aching ribs, clocking blows to the jaw – Garner windblown as the punishment piles up. Jenny ALL busted up as she takes and takes and takes – she’s staggering, dazed at the bell as Theron struts to her corner, hands up high. Scored 10-8 without a knockdown – Garner getting emergency work done in her corner.

 

Round 9: Theron’s kicked the quickness out of Jenny - Garner’s flat footed, eyes swelling as she turns slowly, guard low. Charlize circling now, pestering Garner the jab, flicking it to tits, in between the eyes. Garner dipping side to side and still getting hard hooks to Charlize’ ribs, but it’s one at a time now - blonde’s legs controlling the exchanges. Theron in and out behind that jab and down the stretch - she bends into a keen right hand, catching Jenny flush on the jaw as brunette pulls away too late. Jenny staggered once again, wandering hurt to the ropes - Charlize beaming as the ref pushes her back at the bell.

 

Round 10: Charlize jabbing to her girl’s chest, slicing in the right cross, hopping forward as Garner staggers straight back to the ropes. All Charlize Theron – palming up on her girl, arching her back to lick home gorgeous lanky lefts across the abs or tightly clipped right uppercuts. Garner right hand at left cheek, left across her body, bending forward, straightening listlessly, trying to roll the punishment as Theron gnaws away at whatever’s left. Big bad blonde bell to bell beat down - Charlize happy in her work, staying composed, laying it on with long-limbed strokes head and body on her foe. At the bell, Garner throbbing, hollow eyed – Charlize chests up and forces eye contact, bellowing her superiority in Garner’s woozy face. UD10 Charlize Theron.

 

Charlize finally solves the riddle of the smaller, quicker woman; wearing Jennifer down, frustrating her with smothering tactics early, then opening it up when Garner got hurt. Lots of finger pointing and shouting between corners in the aftermath – a glowing Charlize Theron shrugging it off, breezy in victory.

 

“You all know that when Cat Bell gets rough on the inside, it’s ‘savvy boxing’,” says the champ, “when I do it, it’s ‘cheating’. Look: I got big on this girl, pushed her around, roughed her up and surprise, surprise - she didn’t like it! I exposed a myth tonight – Garner’s just a blown up bantam trying to make lightweight money and it ain’t playing with me on the throne.”

 

Garner with both eyes nearly shut, badly beaten – she’s gracious enough to offer a comment, “look, she won the fight, but let’s be totally honest about this: that wasn’t a boxing match. She didn’t want to get embarrassed again so she held me, she wrestled me. My eyes aren’t swollen from punches – this is from the lacing she gave me. No excuses, but she had no intention of fighting a fair fight with me. She obviously worked on that cheap stuff in the gym, right from the beginning of camp.”

 

 

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