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Originally posted by Simguy on Saturday, 15-May-1999 10:04:01

Before: McCarthy throws a wrench into the planned superfight between Demi Moore and Jamie Luner by knocking off former pound for pound champ Moore. Luner shows uncharacteristic guts by granting McCarthy a title shot, and although early money is all on Luner, a rush of late McCarthy bids makes this almost a pick em fight night. Jenny in pink and blue floral print bikini with same print nylon shorts. Lune r in white bikini, teal wrap around skirt.

During R1: Feeling out round as Luner uses her legs, flicking back hand jabs at McCarthy. Jenny pivoting, looking to load up on right hands, Both girls look one another over and get a good idea of what they can do this evening.

R2: McCarthy adopts an almost Tyson look, mitts at her chin as she bends side to side at the waist, moving in and HAMMERING a hard right hand off Jamie’s forehead. The champ is stunned, holding McCarthy by the back of the head as Jenny churns away with both fists. Luner dances away, getting her composure back, and runs the rest of the round, conceding the points.

R3: Jenny remarkably disciplined so fart, stands and boxes with Jamie this round. Even for most of the round as the girl peck one another with exploratory jabs and tests the waters with “B” right hands. Luner takes over in the final minute, shoeshining Jenny’s breasts and head with slick combinations to take a smoke-and-mirrors round.

R4: More flat footed, stepping and punching action as the girls inching closer. Luner lands some sharp hook early, but Jenny takes over and by the final minute is muscling the champ to the ropes. A huge right uppercut fro Jenny drapes Jamie over the ropes with a stunned look on her face, and McCarthy goes to work. This is the jenny Mac fans want to see: she gets after Jamie with elbows and low blows, using her head underneath Luner’s chin to bend the redhead back, and clubbing her with haymakers to the bell. Luner complains about the fouls, and the ref wags his finger menacingly as McCarthy during the break.

R5: Luner looks tentative, defensive, as Jenny takes the fight to her. McCarthy stays at close range, hurling her punches at Jamie, Luner does a good job taking the blows on her mitts, shoulders and forearms, but she’s not doing anything in return. Jenny Mac takes another round, and appears to be outfighting the champ at this point.

R6: Luner reintroduces her legs to this fight, and things get easier as she wheels around the blonde, backhanding and swatting with the left, twirling a sort of right to the jaw as she moves, McCarthy chasing, walks into some shots this round, and can’t get off.

R7: Jenny the bully reappears, scoring with a tough one two to the groin, lifting Jamie onto her toes and taking those legs out of the round. McCarthy fights off Jamie’s chest, shoving the redhead to the corner and laying in with left and right roundhouses. Luner dips her head in behind her shoulders and slips most of the punishment, but midway through the round a winging McCarthy right hand straighten s Jamie and leaves her open to a savage burst. Luner clinching, holding behind the neck drops another round, and she is looking shopworn at the bell.

R8,9: Jamie Luner gets on her bicycle and turns this exciting fight into a track meet. Jenny can’t cut off the ring on the more mobile, taller woman, and Jamie is content to stick and move, making McCarthy miss by huge margins. Luner takes the 8^th, but is so non-combative in the 9^th that the judges rebel and give the round to McCarthy who at least looks like she’d want to fight given half a chance.

R10: Jamie Luner shows once again why she is pound for pound best celebrity in the game with a dazzling performance this round. Having run for two rounds, Jamie changes up and caches an over aggressive Jenny McCarthy plowing forward, nailing her repeatedly with bombs to the head and breasts. Jamie stays calm, crushing Jenny with something hard, then bending low, making McCarthy miss, pivoting, and hitting the blonde again from a different angle. McCarthy never stops punching, and she is  completely ineffective as Jamie works in and out, tasking her part with slicing combinations. By the final minute, Jenny Mac is wobbling, punching aimlessly, slack jaws and blurry eyed, She blunders forward and Jamie smacks her tummy with the left hook, doubles it up to Jenny’s jaw, then turns over a right hand to the chin and McCarthy goes down! Jenny senses it all slipping away, and bravely fights to her feet, but she is shot. Jamie pounces, showering her foe with short lefts and rights, and then BANGS McCarty’s head up and back with a chopping right uppercut. Jenny sprawls on the canvas once again, and she is pathetic as she uses the ropes to get to her feet. Once again, the ref lets it go, and Jamie moves in, cruelly pounding Jenny with ceremonial flurry to the breasts, before going to the belly and head with bad intentions. Jenny Mac sits on the ropes, eyes shut, taking fight ending blows to the bell, and raises her mitts drunkenly as she goes the distance. Jamie Luner wins a unanimous decision, with a dramatic 10-7 final round.

After: Luner retains her title, but Jenny gets the adulation from the crowd in this brilliant losing effort. Jenny Mac took Luner into deep water in this fight, really dominating at several points, but in the end, Jamie just had too many weapons, not the least of which was her ability to sucker Jenny into abandoning all caution at the end.

Reposted by Archer 7/16/09.