Posted by simguy on 11/15/2008

Before: Early photo shoot sets the tone - Cat in blue tank top, Nadia in red - fighters posing chest to chest. Once pics are snapped, Bjorlin shoves Cat back with both hands, bringing in officials. "Cat Bell WAS a legend," Nadia fumes in prefight. "Was. She's a has been tramp now, and I will not let this fight go more than 3 rounds. It's the Nadia Bjorlin era now boys - women like Cat Bell should know how to fade away gracefully before I slug them stupid." Bell feisty at the podium: she's never been one to be physically intimidated. "Nadia reminds me of Jenny O'Dell," Bell relates. "Cocky, explosive, a little full of herself. She's going to come at me gangbusters - like I've never seen a full-on blitz before. I'll pick it up, throw her back, and keep doing that until she breaks down. Nadia Bjorlin THINKS she's done her schooling in this game, but she's wrong. School's in session right now, and this kid is going to get the lecture of a lifetime." Bell in white FHM bikini (hulking bandeau top supported by the tiniest of straps); white gloves; shoulder length hair loose. Nadia in gold bikini; black gloves; hair in a loose tumble of tangle-curls down her back.

During R1: Nadia HURTLING at Cat - Bjorlin with gloves at lips, weaving her way in, then leaping at Bell's chin with either hand. Cat's eyes wide, taking in all data: stamping jab issued early, complimented by sidestepping footwork as Bell shows angles. Even, high-stakes stuff through 2 minutes: Cat getting clipped by sudden haymakers on occasion; Bjorlin frequently preempted by stiff jabs, short right hands as Bell picks her spots. Down the stretch, Bell shooting jabs over Nadia's right shoulder, then curling the left hand behind Nadia's head, tugging her forward. Cat spinning Bjorlin, feeding her right uppercuts while holding. Not exactly legal, but it slows Nadia up, steals the round for Bell as ref's forced to push 'em apart at the break.

R2: Similar stuff - Cat forced to execute at a very high tempo, but she's doing it - managing Nadia's blitz. Stiff, jolting jab preempting Bjorlin: Nadia struck upon her face, smote to the breasts: Cat really pushing off that back (right) big toe to spear her foe at long range. Bell's sidestepping footwork crisp, quick: she's turning Nadia, blunting the attack, making Bjorlin re-organize for fresh assaults. Bell managing beautifully till late: Bjorlin weaving in close, lands a clubbing right behind the ear, forcing Cat to tie up. Nadia wrestling her way out of the clinch, wiping a vicious left/right to Cat's ribs just beneath the breast-line: Bell's legs give a shimmy as she leans in, looking to clasp Nadia behind the head. Bjorlin rips Cat a savage left hook across the waist, then an abrupt left uppercut: CAT HITS MAT! Bell punched up out of her stance, dropped to her glutes - bell sounds to rescue frazzled Krusher veteran as Nadia snorts in derision.

R3: Same again - Nadia wide-eyed, surging forward in menacing crouches, looking to drive onto Cat's chin. Bell composed after the knockdown - still pulsing that jab, tracking Nadia on the way in, then sidestepping-left. Bjorlin making rapid passes in first minute, but slowing in the second: Bell able to land the jab, then get the right hand home, then pull Nadia behind the head with both hands, spin her 'round, push her off. Bjorlin disorganized, starting to walk in a little more upright, trying to impose will: Cat standing her ground, walking Nadia into rifling one-twos on the face, then clinching up. Halfway through, Nadia walks into a crashing right: Bjorlin's head tosses to the right, her knees buckle - she's hurt. Bell arches her back, fits the left uppercut to Nadia's midsection; twists torso-right to clout hook-to-chin; leans in close with a chopping right to jaw and NADIA GOES DOWN! Bjorlin taking punches as she's backing up - she dumps heavily to rump, her back to ropes, eyes blinking in astonishment as crowd roars to feet. Bell smoldering, batting mitts together as she looks Nadia over: Cat swaggering to neutral corner, tossing hair off her shoulders, eyes blazing with determination.

R4: Nadia pouring up the middle... right into Cat's jab and short right hands. Bell channelling Nadia's rushes - jab steering Bjorlin into blunt right hands - then Cat either sidestepping or pushing Nadia off. Bjorlin's thighs quaking - she's still hurt, a little woozy, but grimly trudging forward - gloves collected at her mouth as she dips side to side. Bell triggering that still-lethal jab - pounding it against Nadia's available face, or parting Bjorlin's heaving breasts. Cat easing to her left, turning Nadia, luring her forward: Bjorlin drowsy, wandering into harm, then unable to stand her ground as Bell leans in to push her off. Down the stretch, hammering one-two sends a shower of sweat off Nadia's tossing head: she buckles forward, crouching hurt before Cat. Bell rides left hand atop Nadia's head, holding her steady for whacking, batting right hands in above left hip. Groaning Bjorlin sinks to her left knee, face cramped in agony as Bell glares down exultant.

R5,6,7: Cat Bell goes to work: she's hurt Nadia, slowed her up - now begins the steady toil of breaking Bjorlin down, taking her apart. Bjorlin grimly forward - face busting up nicely, eyes swelling - her slow, tic-toc side to side weaving isn't fooling Cat Bell. Bell rotating slowly clockwise, stepping in the jab, pounding relentlessly at Nadia's pretty face, humbling that heaving bosom. When Nadia gets close, Cat pulls her head down to spin her, or leans into her to push her off with palms on Nadia's shoulders. Bell mixes in ripping body shots these rounds - lashing Nadia rights and lefts, then tying up for ref's breaks. Bjorlin grimacing, panting at times: she's getting off in spots, but rarely hitting Bell flush: Cat doing a nice job rolling punches, then coming back with short receipts into Nadia's breadbasket. Of note in the sixth: Cat loads up and drifts a clapping right hand to Nadia's breasts - really leaning in and splashing those tits. Bjorlin crestfallen, backing away in pain for the first time: Cat making good use of smart jug-mugging tonight. 9 long minutes for Nadia - she's all touched up and controlled as Cat paints a masterpiece through 7.

R8: Nadia's conditioning becoming a factor: she catches a second wind, starts moving her head again, pressurizing Cat up the middle. Bell unnerved - SHE'S starting to mouth breathe a little as Nadia starts pushing the pace again. Cat backing up, reaching to clasp Nadia behind the head, draw her in and spin her 'round: Bell avoiding damage early, but increasingly on the defensive. Final minute - Bjorlin able to force Bell to ropes for the first time, fight off Cat's chest. Bell grimacing - cupping Nadia behind the head, trying to tie her up: Nadia writhing, pulling Cat's wrists down and smiting her short, chopping blows to head and breasts. Bjorlin vicious to the body - swiping that rapid left/right across Cat's ribs with plenty of elbow-follow through: Bell gasping, buckling under the assault, sitting in ropes for support as she ships a beating late.

R9: Bell on the lam - boxing her heart out, spearing that jab and sidestepping left at high tempo. Bjorlin sensing her foe's weariness, pushes the pace: Nadia throwing hard head punches out of her crouches and coming forward with vigor again. Bell able to direct traffic midring, but when fight goes to ropes, Nadia's too strong. Bell desperately clinching, holding on for ref's breaks - just looking to minimize Nadia's chances as Bjorlin squirms in the grasp.

R10: Nadia's eyes blazing: she sees Cat's fatigue, the open mouth, the haggard eyes. Bell backpedaling as swinging haymakers graze her chin and mouth: Bjorlin pouring through now, no longer fazed by Cat's punishing jab. Takes her a minute, but Bjorlin finally muscles Cat to ropes - pushing in with head, shoulders and raised elbows to bump Cat into position, then ripping savagely at her in combination. Sudden, electrifying left/rights scour at Cat - raking her torso, buffeting her jugs, clouting her head. Bell growing weak - reaching to pull Nadia's head down, or embrace her about the ribs. Ref issuing breaks - Nadia impatiently pushing against his hand at her chest when he separates the fighters - then she's back on Bell, smiting. Bjorlin pinning her ears back, baring her teeth - with a minute left, her constant pressure has Cat wilting, drooping, and GOING DOWN! Bell gasping, on all fours a spent vixen - Nadia shrieking in exultation, starting into her victory trot, when BELL CLIMBS THE ROPES! Battered Cat never more heroic: she shakes off stupor, takes a reeling 8 count, digs in as Nadia STORMS the gates. OH THE HUMANITY! Bjorlin squaring away and tearing at Cat - pushing her head in between Cat's raised mitts, pulling the hands down, then clobbering away. Bjorlin ripping the left hook (body)/left uppercut (chin) combo to devastating effect - Bell cringing with the body shot, then rocking back upright into ropes from the chincheck. All Bjorlin to the bell, pouring the leather to Cat. Bell covering up earmuff, lolling forward, rolling her torso sadly as she's beaten without mercy. Cat makes it to the finish line out on her feet: comes back UD10...Cat Bell!

AFTER: Bjorlin outraged - picking fights with any number of Krusher big women milling in the ring afterward: there's no question Nadia finished the stronger woman as Bell's still woozy, rickety when her hand is raised. Nadia pushing against her handlers, shouting at Bell:; "I KICKED YOUR ASS! I KICKED YOUR ASS!" Bell shouting back "That's why I'm a legend and you're a two-bit bimbo!" and "Check the cards kid, check the cards!" "I've been beating girls like Nadia all my life," a spent Cat Bell says in postfight, once order is restored. "She's strong, violent, explosive - but you stay calm in the face of her storm and she'll blow herself out. My jab answered her speed - then I just outworked her, got in her head a little bit. I battered Nadia Bjorlin's rack tonight, and I truly believe that's a blueprint for the future: you can get to Bjorlin through her bra. I didn't work her body as much as I should have, and that almost cost me: girl was still strong late and gave me a scare. Scares don't win fights though - Nadia's going to need a hell of a lot more consistency to beat me in a boxing ring."