Posted by Simguy on Friday, 16-Jun-2000 09:45:52

Before: Milano owns the series between these two, but wither spoon in the best shape if her life, worked with Salma Hayek in getting ready for this slugfest. Little to choose between little sluggers, with Reese actually edging Milano on made-for-TV competition show, but its been a different story in the ting. Royal blue bikini with white lace design for Reese hair back, pale blue bikini for Alyssa (rent “fear” to see the suits), hard white punchers’ gloves for both.

During R1: No feeling out period as the two meet and bang center ring, both drawing back her fists and pitching into the other’s body without remorse, Milano backing the blonde up under intense give and take as both girls stray low out of the crouch, brunette butting under the eyes with her forehead as she works, midway through the round, Milano has Reese backed to the topes and pours it on, slugging between the hips, bending right to snap the left over Witherspoon’s low guard, then bending left to snap a right. Reese falters, momentarily stunned and a crashing right on her face puts her on her butt at the ropes. Milano dropping to one knee, pounds away with little right hands to the breasts as a shocked Witherspoon soaks it up numbly--ref jumps in and pandemonium reigns. Witherspoon recovering nicely, goes to Milano’s hips with swinging lefts and rights to avoid the shutout late.

R2: Witherspoon looks a little rattled and Milano walks right in, working feverishly to the tummy with both hands to back Reese to the ropes, then reaching in with the left, nestling her face in against Witherspoon’s and cudgeling right hands to the trunks, tummy an breasts. Milano in constant contact with her victim, slugging with her body on Reese, jamming her fists into belly and jaw until the ref issues the break Witherspoon not getting her butt off the ropes, hands stacked at her stomach, and she’s getting wailed as Milano loads up outside, falling inside to punch until she smothers herself. At he bell, Witherspoon’s ponytail undone, hair in her eyes, mouth breathing--she gets a dousing in her corner as her trainer goes to work.

R3:Better round for Reese as she refuses to back up, keeping the fight at center ring as the girls jump in one another with shoulders, heads and then occasional punch. Both warned for reckless punching to the thighs and bikini line, often separated and held by the upper arms as the ref gives his lecture. Witherspoon able to get off without getting smothered, lands good right hands to the chest and eye of her foe as Milano can’t get inside.

R4: Success for Witherspoon short-lived as Milano takes her heart mid ring, muscles Reese to the topes, then begins the pounding as Witherspoon seems to wilt. Reese just sitting on the middle strand, bending forward, hands low--letting Milano pulverizes her from the hips to the head. Milano coming I waves, punching until her own momentum fouls her, then the ref breaks to begin the carnage.  Late in the round, a series if clubbing rights to the crown of the head have Witherspoon wobbly, and Milano scrubbing the jugs beats the blonde open-mouthed at the bell.

R5: Reese fighting with cloudy eyes and clenched teeth, going cheek to cheek, but Milano punch for punch forces her to the ropes--cue for Witherspoon to start taking. Milano with her head on the blonde, pumping her arms and drifting Reese in between the thighs repeatedly--ref does nothing as Witherspoon is savaged. Witherspoon with a desperate late flurry fights her way off the ropes, but the constant pressure, not to mention head butts and low blows have drained her. A puffy, sore and tired-looking Witherspoon slumps in her corner during the break.

R6: Milano now in corner control, breaking her foe down in withering early exchanges, then bundling the groggy blonde to the ropes for the beat down. Alyssa really loading up on the punches now, bending right and left to crack Reese to the face, palming up the blonde’s shoulders t clout those jugs--it’s starting to look ugly. A vicious series of sweeping lefts and tights across the face leaves Witherspoon dazed and she slips to her haunches at the ropes--once again, Milano bends down and pumps meanly to the blonde’s firm breasts--Witherspoon open-mouthed and hurt soaks it up without response until the ref tackles Alyssa away. Witherspoon a mess, wet hair clumping in her face, eyes half shut, staggering--Milano fresh and eager to get back on.

R7: Witherspoon a battered wreck, fades to the ropes as Milano unleashes wild lefts and rights, then shortens up as Reese takes a seat on the ropes, Milano ruthless to the body, sinking in the hook, then doubling with the hook at the jaw, right at the mouthy as Reese’s hands drop. Witherspoon out on her feet, getting clobbering to her right along the ropes, Alyssa keeps it up, jerking her body left/right, left/right as Witherspoon teeters--finally chasing the blonde to the canvas with the nonstop barrage, face first, under the ropes, Reese out cold on her face--Milano bending down to take a tuft of hair, screaming into the blonde’s ear for her to get up, then stomping away in disgust. KO7 Alyssa Milano.

After: Witherspoon battered unrecognizable as once again Milano dominates in a laugher. Both girls equivalent in every way, but Alyssa has Reese’s number, giving the blonde perhaps the worst beating of her career in this sickening one-sided display. Sanctioned body upholds Milano’s purse in light of conduct review, but Milano unrepentant, questioning Reese’s heart and stating: “I’d have taken that trash out for free.”

Reposted by Archer 8/9/11.