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16 Apr 2005 Katherine Heigl vs Ali Landry

Page history last edited by Archer844 15 years ago

Posted by simguy on 4/16/2005

 

Before: Landry fighting maybe the toughest schedule in boxing lately, establishing herself as Welter Champ, Supreme Brunette and pound for pound entrant - doesn't get any easier as big, strong, motivated Katherine Heigl is next. "I love the fact that Ali's back on her feet," says a fresh, fit Kat Heigl in prefight. "I want to beat the best Ali Landry that's ever been. I want everything she's got, so I want her to have a lot when I come for her. I will show Ali no mercy: I know she's soaked up a TON of punishment this year and I'm betting it's starting to add up in those curvy legs of hers. Landry hates having a body on her, so that's what I'm giving her: I'm bedding down with the champ, snuggling up, getting moist on her. By the time I let her up, I'll be the new welter champion!" Landry her old pageant-haughty self, dismissing Heigl's boasts with a shrug. "After Henstridge and Carpenter, my advisors wanted me to take a cupcake, you know - maybe a blown up lightweight or something - but I pushed for Heigl. I want to break the collective spirit of the welterweight division, show that there's no hope, and battering Kathy is the best way to accomplish that. She's the toughest and curviest of the lot - punishing her will demoralize all these shopworn hags. I rule with an iron fist - you all know that. After this fight, Katherine will know it too." Ali in championship gold bikini, Heigl in beige crochet bikini.

 

During R1: As promised, Heigl lunges for Ali, bodying her to ropes, smothering and pancaking as girls wrap up high, belly to belly with each other. Tuff wedging and tucking of short punches in on ear, ribs - Landry tying up head and arm on Heigl, trying to manage her. Ref's break - girls resume midring - Landry steps left, pop-pops a scolding jab, establishes a little distance midring. Walking pace - Landry circling clockwise with left low, right at her chest - Heigl turning, moving dukes from chest to eyebrows blocking Ali's stick. Ali dictating terms with easy lateral motion, a firm, snobbish stick and smooth Zeta-Jones right hands off the shoulder that grease Heigl's chin a couple times, keeping her outside to the bell.

 

R2: Similar stuff - Heigl having moments when she can body Ali to ropes - sloppy UFC style slugging in the clinch, both women warned for throwing short elbows in there. After ref's breaks - Ali able to reset midring, work behind her jab, turn Heigl, touch her up. Ali's right hand so sneaky-smooth - she just turns on it, no warning, kissing it off Heigl's chin - blonde soaking it up without flinching, but after it lands, she's not anxious to get to Ali's chest. Mission accomplished, Landry as she takes the second fighting her fight.

 

R3: Heigl more persistent, sweatier, getting on Ali but working harder so ref isn't so quick to break. Kathy grinding her forehead into Ali's neck/cheek, pushing on Ali's biceps, then wedging in mitts on meat - Landry hard-pressed, riding an arm around Kathy's head or reaching under her arms, trying to muscle her around to reverse positions at the ropes. Heigl gnawing on her foe, rubbing her, smearing her - good thick body work being done in the paunch when Heigl frees up both mitts; strong shoulder-bumping nudging Ali off, exposing her to short inside rights, clubbing lefts. Ali exploiting the short right uppercut as Heigl leans forward - Kathy eating, but shrugging it off: she won't be backed off. Good beefy third goes Heigl's way - tempers flare as Ali barks about holding and hitting to the ref, Kathy taunting from behind the man's back at the break.

 

R4: Ali leads a sharp right hand, catching Heigl coming in - Ali eases weight to right foot as she pulls hook across Kathy's face, then surges in with another creaming cross and HEIGL'S WOBBLY BUTT! Sharp right/left/right sends blonde reeling to ropes - deep breath Landry, gloves at lips as she wades in to finish. Ali announces herself to Heigl with three thudding hooks in the waist - right hand tight to brunette cheek as Landry reefs away - Heigl's legs trembling, but she digs in, offers back: BLISTERING two way develops as crowd roars to it's feet. Ali POUNDING away with enough room to extend on shots, shearing right hands in, hooking heartless body and head. Heigl getting raked, swinging away - she's able to slug herself forward a step or two to get off the ropes. Big curvy beauties belting away like a pair of flyweights - just leaning forward with forehead, lapping and licking away rising lefts and rights underneath - fists smashing at tummies, ribs, breasts with mindless abandon. Bell: nobody's listening - ref has to rush in to separate raging battle cats. Heaving chests, glaring eyes - Heigl bouyed by the fact she took Ali's best shot thus far; Landry seething, sensing the KO but unable to procure it.

 

R5: Ali continues to work Heigl midring - jabbing at her, sliding in with short right crosses to chin, or tucking right hands flat to breadbasket, neatly sidestepping with a push behind Kathy's right elbow. Heigl stepping forward, dukes up, always looking to reach in under Ali's arms and body her to ropes. Landry complimenting the outside potshotting with good uppercuts on the inside - Kathy paying a high price tonight to get to Ali's chest. Workmanlike fifth goes to Landry - Kathy busting up from accurate face punching, corner urging her to "get muscular" in there and "put some belly on this girl."

 

R6: Heigl responds, bulling Ali to ropes, and for the first time tonight, directing the main thrust of her attack to Ali's heartpounding rack. Kathy getting to jug with tight-packing fists and forearms, snuggling in tight, smothering the receipts, making Ali feel weight at the ropes. Landry grimacing, tying up - occasionally she makes an effort to muscle Heigl's back to the ropes, but blonde too strong for the moves, wrestling her way back on top. Final minute - Landry dukes at temples, leaning forward off the strands - Heigl with her left shoulder on Landry, bumping her, setting her up for shivering left hooks in the lats, behind the elbow; moist right hands short, thumping flat on paunch. Strongest round of the fight for Heigl - she turns away at the bell sunny-smiling, leaving Ali with a cramped look of frustration through 6.

 

R7: Landry deliberately sets up on ropes and waves Heigl on in! Ali's corner screaming at her to get off the apron, but Landry disregarding, angered at Heigl's jug mugging tactics and looking to get every one of those punches back. Senseless brawl develops - Heigl storming fortress Landry at the ropes, Ali no longer looking to tie up, but keeping hands free, picking Heigl up sneaky-shrugging uppercuts, looping hooks and POUNDING Kat's rack in trade. Katherine forcing herself on Ali, stacking her into the ropes, throwing her shoulder at Ali's mouth, digging up her tummy both hands, and scrubbing jug in jerking flurries. Fight burbles along ropes as girls take turns on top, glorying in one another's sweat. Thick, spanking big-girl pace now - short, pancaking rights and lefts belting helpless jugs, then answered in kind - mouths pouting open as curvy beauties lay in for little rests on one another. Mitts digging flat and moist to paunch, smudging tummy, fists brought back with economical swipes inside, no backswing. Both girls picking each other up right uppercuts as both are leaning forward at times - just a mindless giving and taking of hurt through 7. Close, but a good round for Heigl: Ali's corner furious with her - "Box this chump, baby!"

 

R8: Ali stubborn - going to ropes Charisma Carpenter style - waving Heigl on in - Landry puts on a counter-punching clinic. Heigl lumbering forward, spending herself up in a series of head-on assaults - Landry cool in the pocket, bending side to side, rolling with shots, and answering back thick, moist blockbusters in Kathy's waist, ribs and tits. Time and again, Heigl rejected, backside wobbling as she regroups, face blank with punishment, gloves at her lips as she wades back in. Landry with supple licking action underneath, incorporating her punching with her head movement as she sways and dips side to side. Final minute, Heigl winded, looking to rest - Ali muscles her to ropes and squares away big girl, now going over to offence with gusto. Thudding supremacy announced: Landry bashing rights and lefts to waist, buckling Heigl; Ali riding her forearm atop Heigl's upperback to push her down, belting her kidneys clubbing right hands; Ali shrug-chugging to jug, shoulders rotating to sit Kat winblown in the strands, then cashing in chin as blonde stares drowsy. Heigl pounded into stupor, but too strong to go down - reeling, she picks her chin up at the bell, making defiant eye contact as Ali's chest HEAVES with exertion.

 

R9: Ali punched out - she goes to ropes and waves Heigl on in, but champ not nearly as effective this round. Katherine approaching cautiously, right at her temple, left at her chin, elbows in - she blocks Ali's pokey one-two, then hammers champ's left flank a shuddering right: Kathy's in. Heigl writhing, stacking Ali up, wearing Ali out with belly as much as slugging. Landry mouth open, looking exhausted - the constant struggle against Katherine's curvy frame clearly taking it's toll. Kathy landing thudding ones and twos to the body, laying in luxuriously afterward to smother the receipts. Ali crossing her arms, or showing earmuff, slowly soaking up a numbing beatdown to her arms, shoulders, flanks as well as tummy, jug and chin. Katherine working the plan to perfection, spreads herself like butter all over Ali this round, greasing her up proper through 9.

 

R10: Confident Heigl; weary Ali. Landry open-mouthed, lidded eyes - she covers up as Kathy approaches, just looking to ride it out. The wet insistence of Heigl's mitts on Ali's flanks: Katherine crowding in close, then slamming away big-girl to the body, getting her hips into the motion. Kathy getting low, reaching in, chesting Ali upright - constant budging and rebudging of Landry at the ropes, Heigl just managing the champion's gorgeous weight. Ali spotty in response - the odd clipping uppercut as she leans back into the ropes, the odd tempestuous shoe-shine of Heigl's offending jugs - but blonde won't be backed off. Down the stretch, Kathy rides her left across Ali's back, slumping her forward for pumping right hands - muscular, short, shrugging blows bump those jugs flat - Heigl just thrusting 'em in mindless to the bell. Kathy won't let up - ref forced to tug blonde clear of her prey as poor Ali can't disengage. Long delay, comes back 5 rounds a piece: Ali retains the welter championship!

 

After: Heigl taped hands on her face, torso shuddering as sobs take over - so close and yet so far away. Ali numb, wandering away, she's a well-worn queen when she faces the press. "I can't believe they had it even," Landry shakes her head. "I hurt her in the fourth, I damn near had her out in the 8th - she never had me in trouble, not once." Ali, Ali - what about the change in tactics half way through - you were having it comparatively easy outside, then you wallowed in the mud the rest of the way? "You know, I wanted to break her spirit," Ali explains. "I spent the first half breaking her down, outclassing her - I could have just won this fight with my jab, but I wanted to put the stamp on this girl. Look, my corner was right in what they were telling me - but they were only looking at this fight: I have a broader perspective. You get cute with Katherine, even if you win, you won't get her respect. I beat her up inside and out, I beat her at my game and I beat her at hers. That's a comprehensive victory in my books."

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