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16 August 2002 Shakira vs Lil Kim

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 6 months ago

 

 

 

 

Posted by Simguy on 8/16/2002, 6:13 am

 

Before: Tale of two sluggers,  fight a long time coming. Kim a meteoric rise, including memorable upsets over Mish Williams, a ruinous defeat at the elbow of Claire Danes, then a long, grinding slide into the trashcan. Shakira, a slower build, but more certain—game seems more consistent, heart seems more stout, now’s the right time for blonde to take this test. Pre-fight sessions volatile—Kim and her bling crew spewing epithets—Shakira actually held down in her seat by BSE officials worried some altercation might queer the deal. Kim in orange bikini, white shoes, Shakira in light blue plaid print bandeau bikini, ponytail, white shoes. Kim face on face for ring instructions, both girls trembling to get it on.

 

During R1: Punching: Shakira on Kim—all one way. Shak fearless as she wades in, left hand down to throw rights, right hand down to shove in lefts—Kim taking on the face ans stumbling in hurt from the get go. Blonde just bashing and pushing, bullying Kim pillar to post. When Kim rides an arm up top to try to wrap—Shakira goes body, lugging leather up underneath. Round ends with Shakira tieing up Kim’s right arm, putting her right shoulder into Kim’s chest to press her up against the ropes, then slamming  away righty to jugs as Kimmy bleets in pain. Kim blubbery, shaken up at the bell—Shakira hopping back to her corner, bubbling to her trainer “I made her cry!”

 

R2: Slugging, Kim landing big and loud of Shakira’s face—wobbling blonde knees—it’s ON. Both girls brazen, one hand low while the other hand rams straight at face—heads snapping back, little legs chugging forward, girls backing each other up with haphazard brawling. Midway through, Shakira beats Kim to rights on the mouth, Kim staggers forward, eats another right, eats another as Shak tightens  up, connects with forearm to jaw on follow through—Kim stumbles stunned to all fours. Kimmie up, woozy, goes right at Shak—little brawlers bang away along the ropes, Shak bacling up with rights, left hand on her thigh as she jams away. Kim bleeding from the nostrils, wobbly butt—Shakira taunting in Spanish as the ref takes a hand.

 

R3: Brawling. Same vicious, all out punching, both girls headhunting, both firing rights with the left at the thigh, then jamming in lefts—it’s murderous. Face punching is even,

Both girls getting shaken up, regrouping, hurting her foe in turn—Shak goes to the wrap

To separate herself in the final minute. Kimmie shoved up against the ropes, Shakira pressing in close, then jamming away with heartless right hands to Kim’s bulbous jugs. Kimmie mewling in pain, unable to answer back as Shakira pours it on after the bell.

 

R4: Pounding. Flat footed, drifting power punching straight from the shoulders, girls willingly taking on the face to give, knees buckling routinely but both recovering quickly. Once again all even until late—Shakira doubling up the hook to catch Kim off rhythm, shakes Li’l One up, puts her on her heels—Shakira able to hammer away with boith mitts at the bell to take it.

 

R5: Shakira stronger off her stool, launching into Kim, backing her up with those daring right hands on the face—Kim starting to wilt, banged up against the ropes. Kim boozy, tilting forward, hands at her cheeks—Shak’s straight right hand crashing up the middle, hook finding the ear, then dropping down to tuck in behind that elbow. Midway through, Shak finds the sweet spot in the ribs, slipping in the hook, stepping back happy as Kim spills to all fours, Achy 8, Kimmie diggnig in, Shak hacking away with clubbing lefts and rights, walloping brunette from one foot to the other—Kimmie dazed, hands at her lips, not answering back. Girls trade stunning right hands on the face late—Shakira staggering back, Kim dropping to her hands and knees again—Colombian wobbly, but pumped en route to her corner.

 

R6: Pace slows—Kim able to load up more, get her weight forward—one punch at a time stuff favouring rapstar as she starts to clobber home right hands to the chin. Shakira still plugging away, but not putting’em together and her hands are still down when she’s punching, allowing her to catch flush. Kim backing Shak up now, butting her under the eyes, palming her hard in the shoulders—good old fashioned projects beat down as Shak starts to push leather off her heels.

 

R7: Both girls shopworn, reckless right hands being stuffed in and SHAK GETS LIT UP! Shakira staggering away from a jamming Kim right hand on the button—Kim taking a deep breath, walking Latina down. Shakira wobbly butt, trying to regroup—both girls stand up into thudding right hands to the chest, reload, right hands to the belly, Shakira’s legs give way—Kim shoves her back. Pursuit is plodding, Kim nailing Shak clean against the ropes, Kim stepping with Shakira to corners. Kimmie starting to put the left hook on top, even when she misses the right and down the stretch, freeze-frame as Kim NAILS Colombian chin a shattering right/left! Shak out for a second, toppling into the ropes, stunned, but upright—she faces into a crashing Kim right hand, then goes limp as the rapper piles into her to body up at the bell. Shakira getting emergency treatment STAT in her corner—Kim exhausted, head back, mouth open as she gets a dousing with cold water.

 

R8: Broken beauties shamble to mid ring—Kim’s face a burnished mess, Shakira likewise battered, right hands cocked at chests, left hands low, no surprises. Girls stride in , plant, lean into crashing right hands, slap at each other with lefts, lean into more murderous rights as glancing blows bash home. Crowd roaring, dicey, high risk trade and Shak finally beats Kim clean to a right on the face. Instant wobbly butt, Kim stumbling forward, eyes vacant. Shak stacks her up with another full bodied right, steps back, walk Kim into another cudgeling drift on the mouth and KIM GOES DOWN! Li’l Kim on her hands and knees, mouthpiece tumbles to the canvas—she sways, unable to get up—KO8 Shakira!

 

After: Tears of jubilation from Shakira as she slumps into the arms of her cornermen—both girls tottering one punch away from extinction and it’s Latina the last women standing. Crazy-stupid from Shakira. Pitching and catching without any thought to defense on the next round—both girls horribly banged up in this bruiser. Kim devastated in defeat—punishing stoppage looks like the death knell for a career that burned bright while it lasted, though no word on her future plans. Shakira gambles, ins big time-she’s taken care of her back yard, time to look at moving on.

 

Reposted by Archer 9/11/09

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