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16 August 2020 Emily Ratajkowski vs Jessica Alba

Page history last edited by caspian2 3 years, 7 months ago

 

VIX: SCRAPPIN' @ THE SCHOFIELD BARRACKS PPV

 

posted by caspian2 on Aug 16, 2020 at 6:38pm

 

(Results: Lookout!, Writing/Images: cbr)

3. Emily Ratajkowski vs Jessica Alba

Emily: 

(29, 5’7, 35:14 FCBA, VIXENs)

Jessica:
(39, 5’6, 54:67:4 FCBA, The Fighting Academy)

BEFORE:
The match was declared as "blatant mismatch" from many FCBA experts as soon as it was announced, pitting a top fighter in her prime against a former champ getting slowly caught up by the age and a rather lousy recent record is always frowned upon, but that's exactly what general public doesn't care about, so the social media hype spontaneously erupted without any intervention from the fighters or their teams. Allegedly, two ladies had an unofficial apartment boxing match that ended in a knockout and resulted in a rematch that ended the same way setting the score to 1 - 1 , so both felt it was time for them to officially meet in a sanctioned bout. The fans came up with "Dark angel returns" video, a compilation of Alba's best moments in FCBA, to which the other party soon responded with the "Emrata kills" video featuring Emily's best moments mixed with the worst beatings and knockouts that Jessica endured, both becoming viral instantly.

The press conference went smoothly, with rival beauties trying to outsmart the other and look good in their evening gowns as the press flashed photos. Jessica was first to speak: "First, this is a great place to be, we're on holidays here in Honolulu. I spent most of the time in the gym, but my family really enjoyed it here and this fight is a perfect way for us to end the holidays with a big victory. I have to thank my fans for giving me a big support on this one. It is a great opportunity for me to connect once again with the people who stood behind me all these years and I'll put up a good fight and I'll win this one for you, you can bet on it, this is not a David and Goliath thing, I knocked her out once in a lovely event organised by the apartment lingerie boxing association, which I'm guessing you already all know about and support and follow. And so, I'll do it again, knock her out flat, she's riding on a hype that falls short of her skills."

Emily responded with her own prefab statement: "Again, I got no beef with the lady, but it's time for her to finally fight me in the ring, for the record. She was a great star and a great fighter once and I respect that, but in present time she's just a stepping stone for the younger bunch and a nice trophy record to put in the books and I intend to do that. No one is going to miss a chance to beat up auntie Jessica 'the punching bag' Alba if she's dumb enough to accept the fight. This will be a very short one, because, well, she can't really compare to me. Let me put it this way: she's past her prime, way past, her fans are getting fat and old and I guess they want to have a night of rewinding back to their youth days with this fight, but that's not gonna happen.", she stopped for a moment as she realised she went off her script and managed to confuse everyone in the room including herself, then ended the speech with: "You know why cougars get six rounds to fight? Because the poor old farts can't stand on their feet and trade leather any longer. It will be a miracle if this match goes all scheduled ten rounds, hell it will be a miracle if she survives round three.".

Fight night, Jessica is the first to enter the hall and the crowd gives her a welcoming applause, she's quick to get through the ropes and out of her black robe, before she takes a walk around the ring in black sports bra with golden letters ALBA printed on her chest, matching black trunks and white shoes with black socks, a classic outfit, no fancy stuff. Holding her blue boxing gloves high up in the air she walks back to her corner to get ready for the fight.

Moments later, Emily struts into the sports hall, followed by loud cheers from her supporters. Her coach helps her remove her white robe and she goes off for a showboating walk around the ring in a pink sports bra and matching shorts, with white shoes and red boxing gloves. After doing some posing for the press and the fans, she heads to her corner and does some shadow boxing as her team preps her.

They meet with the ref for the instructions, bump gloves together and soon the bell rings, it's time for ten rounds of bantam action.

ROUND 1:

Jessica is off to a good start, keeping Emily at the jabbing distance, coming in with a combo to the body, blocking and dodging her counter punches, then jabbing her way to safety. Emily's slight height and reach advantage doesn't help her much as she's too slow, or unwilling to follow Jessica's fancy footwork, but she does manage to land a couple of good blows to Jessica's body in the next exchange. Ratajkowski wants to come in close, but Alba's playing it smart, using all of the ring and not allowing her opponent to land anything significant, while peppering her face and body anytime she decides to get closer. Emily is frustrated, missing with a left cross as Jessica comes in. She eats a right to the face, but her right hook claps Jessica's face and it's a good one. Jessica's stunned, and Emily sets off with a combo to the flanks. Alba is on the back foot, missing with a right, she gets another left to her ribs, a right to the belly and as soon as she opens up to counter, a right hook smacks over her left eye sending her reeling into the ropes. Emily is on her, she walks through a jab and continues working on Jessica's body at close range. Back against the ropes, without much room to move, Jessica covers up and takes a barrage of body blows. Emily's JMD instincts kick in and she rocks Alba's breasts with a left right hook, then a left uppercut and as Jessica lowers her left glove, she launches another right hook to her face that has Alba staggering into the corner. But Jessica fires back a one-two to Emily's boobs and manages to get out of trouble and jab her way back to a safe distance just before the bell rings.

Emily seems happy, she's got the first round wide, she scratched off all her opponents early advantage with a fantastic slugging at close range and she's not the one to go back to her corner with a lump under her left eye.

ROUND 2:
The second round starts with Emily launching an all-out attack, which Jessica easily evades and counters with a combo to her face that has her staggering backwards, but not for long. Jessica's experience shines as she swiftly dodges a hook, slams a short right under Emily's left boob and dances away sticking a jab to her face that makes her step back to regroup. Emily's reluctant to go at it again which suits her opponent as she picks up the points with another jab, keeping the fight under control. It's not just that she's a tough target to hit, but it looks like she's outsmarting Emily, putting her shots in place whenever she wants. Ratajkowski goes off with a hook that splats into Alba's face, but her left misses and she gets a right cross back into her face. In the last minute, a lovely technical exchange takes place mid ring, Jessica scores with a left-right to the body, Emily responds with a sharp right to the belly. Jessica is on her way out with a jab, but Emily catches her with a hook to the face that stops her in her tracks and goes after her with a barrage of body blows. Jessica takes another right to her face and as she gets almost driven into the ropes, she grabs Emily into a clinch. As soon as the ref separates them, Emily swings a right to her ribs, then a left to her boobs, but the bell stops her from doing anything more to improve her score.

Jessica walks back to her corner a bit shaken from the big blows she just took, but with a smile on her swollen face, well aware she won the round wide. Emily's red-faced and angry, her coach calming her down as he prepares her for the next round.

ROUND 3:

As expected, Jessica proceeds with her plan, quick on her feet to jab her way in and sting the model with a combo to the body, Emily's counter punches landing into her gloves or elbows. And we see Jessica being way more aggressive, she rocks Emily's flanks with a left then sends a straight one to the face over her left glove. Emily gives ground and jabs back before she covers up, Jessica's going after her well protected head and has to switch targets. Emily's belly and boobs take a proper punishing as the former champ unloads a sharp combo to the mid section finishing it with an uppercut to Emily's left boob. Jessica eats a nice right overhand hook, but that does not stop her from pancaking Emily's boobs into her ribcage. Finally she has her in the corner where she slams a right to her face before going back to work on her body. Emily takes some more body blows as the flurry of blue leather smacks her abs and ribs before she grabs the raging latina into a clinch. Both fighters need a break and as the fight resets they take a moment circling each other, before Alba comes in again. If you wouldn't know who's in the ring, you couldn't tell there's an almost ten years difference between the fighters, in fact it's Ratajkowski who's way less mobile. Emily takes a right to the chin, counters with a hook that flies nowhere and has to cover up and step back under a series of crisp blows. Jessica's really giving it all and the crowd is on their feet, cheering her, she seems to be getting slower and putting all of her weight into her punches, determined to put the model down. Emily fends her off with a jab and hops back to safety, but Alba's on her and soon another gut wrenching session starts before they clinch, again. The bell ends the round and Jessica raises her gloves up and walks to her corner cheered by her fans, while Emily slowly goes back with her head down, knowing she didn't do very well in this round.

In her corner, Emily's team work on her body, she seems hurt, but eager to come out and fight, her coach giving her a lot of criticism and advice on what to do next. Across the ring, Jessica takes deep breaths and relaxes as soon as her coach plugs out her mouthguard. She's had quite a workout, she's not only beaten Emily's predictions and survived the third round, but has a big lead over her opponent.

ROUND 4:
Jessica is off to capitalize on her work in the previous rounds, she snaps a jab to Emily's face then comes in with a hook, but Emily evades it without much effort and slams a right to Jessica's solar plexus, then a left hook to her face. Jessica backs off, but Emily quickly catches up and slams a left-right combo to her boobs. Alba looks much slower in the following exchange and gets her head slammed to the side by another left hook, then a right straightens her up and she backpedals further away. She jabs on the backfoot to keep Emily at range, but she's missing the style and finesse shown in the previous rounds. Ratajkowski sends a right between Jessica's boobs then clubs her with a left hook that sends her reeling into the ropes. Alba covers up and takes a big right to the ribs, then an overhand left finds her face and a right uppercut smacks her left boob upwards. She counters with a short hook and gets off the ropes, but her fancy footwork and agility is all gone. She's clearly tired and in trouble as Emily chases her down with a fantastic left-right combo to the head only to get in closer and work on her body. Wincing as her younger rival delivers big blows to her boobs she bends forward and tries a left hook, but a right uppercut probably intended for her boobs picks up her chin and her head tilts backwards only to be blasted by a nasty left hook and she takes a wobbly step to the side. Emily's playing with her, feinting a left, then smacking her with a right, setting her up with a jab then swatting her with a left hook sending her reeling into the ropes. Emily's supporters are giving her loud support as she finally shines tonight, while Alba's fans are silent, many wonder how much more can she take and the fight now looks exactly as FCBA experts labeled it: a blatant mismatch. With a bomb to her belly, then a smack to the face, Emily drives Jessica into the corner where she unleashes a torrid flurry of body blows, showing off all her JMD skills pummeling the older girl's boobs. Jessica manages to grab Emily into a clinch and take a break from the beating, holding on to her opponent tight until the ref separates them, just as the bell rings. Emily struts away receiving a big applause, while Jessica stumbles to her corner on unsteady feet, holding on to the ropes.

In her corner Emily's all smiles as she chats with her coach, letting her team do their work and enjoying the break after completely dominating her opponent. In the opposite corner, Jessica's team is busy to get her back into the fight, her aching body suffered a lot in this round, and with a new bruise under her right eye and a swollen jaw, her looks suffered too. During the break, the cameras catch her husband coming from the first rows to her corner trying to talk her into giving up the fight.

ROUND 5:
Emily is quick to get out of her corner to meet her opponent, while Jessica comes out slowly and gets her gloves up in something that resembles a fighting stance. Yet she goes forward with a jab, her hook missing wide as Emily's out of the way. Jessica follows with a hook, but her head gets rocked back as Emily jabs as she retreats. The model is playing with her opponent, evading her attacks and swatting a few blows to the body before hopping to a safe distance and gesturing to 'come over and fight'. The first minute passes with no real action, but with a clear message from Emily that Jessica is no longer in condition to do any harm to her. And as Alba comes in with a jab that misses wide, in a blitz, Emily rocks her head with a left hook that wobbles her knees and as the actress starts sinking down from the blow, she picks her up with a right uppercut to the chin and the bronzed goddess takes a clumsy step backwards into the ropes and lands to the canvas ass first before sprawling to her back. Emily struts to the neutral corner letting the ref start the count. It takes some time for Jessica to get into a sitting position. Her husband covers his eyes as he can't stand to watch this. Somehow, in her second attempt, she gets hold of the ropes, but the look on her face doesn't promise much. At 8, Jessica flops back on her ass and the ref calls off the count and declares the winner of the match.

Official Decision: Emily Ratajkowski defeats Jessica Alba via KO5!

AFTER:

Emily celebrates her victory in her corner and puts on a big smile as her hand is raised by the ref. She strikes a few poses for the cameras, sporting enough battle marks to prove she's been in a fight she won. Meanwhile, Jessica is being helped up and brought to her corner where her team works on her to revive her enough to get her out of the ring. As soon as she's good enough to stand up, Emily approaches her followed by a press team. She grabs her into a warm hug, then keeps her very close to herself placing her right hand around her shoulder. "It was a great learning experience tonight, fighting a big star like Jessica.", she speaks to the mic, while Alba leans on to her, not looking like she's able to follow what's going on. "I had a chance to see her show all her skills and technique" to which Jessica nods, there's even a sign of a smile on her battered face. Emily continues with "And I can tell you she was good. He was good ten years ago. So, as soon as I got to her, I busted her up real good and knocked her out of her mind tonight." to which a groggy Jessica just nods and mumbles "yeah... right... yeah", unable to properly put her words together. Emily turns to her and finishes her speech "It was a good match and I'm glad I left you a great holiday memory. Now, off you go champ, I got more important fights ahead of me.", then she lets go of her so her team can help the beaten beauty through the ropes and out of the arena.

Soon, the reporters get hold of a well known FCBA expert who sums up the match in a few words: "Many would think that the fourth was the breaking round, but if you think about it, Ms. Ratajkowski was in the control of the whole match, she let Alba do all the work, she let her show her best without risking too much, then came out and devastated the hollywood star. Emily showed us a very vicious side of her character tonight". 

And now, with a possible Bantamweight title in the works, all Ms Ratajkowski needs is to get past another old rival in Elizabeth Olsen. Then, it’s a straight line to the current queen of the division, Ms Bella Thorne. 

 

 

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