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16 February 2007 Jennifer Garner vs Katie Holmes

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 8 months ago

PARTIAL REPORT

 

Originally posted by Simguy on 2/16/2007, 5:53 am.

 

Jennifer in crimson bikini top with white strings; sporty white, belted bottoms; white gloves; pretty ponytail with bangs on fresh, nautical look overall.

 

Holmes in royal blue bikini top and bottoms, white string and white belt, white gloves—long slick low ponytail. Also jaunty and sporty—both girls dressed for a yacht-fight tonight.

 

UD10 Close, Jen Garner

 

Katie raised eyebrows by boxing Cat bell to a draw, but pundits were still surprised when the ambitious Ms. Holmes followed up that triumph with an arguably even steeper challenge in the form of Miss Pound for Pound herself, Jen garner. Katie’s shoulders have filled out some since her pregnancy—she does look like she’s carrying lightweight with some strength—but Jen Garner is as big, strong, and technically sound as lightweights come. BSE girls are known for seeking out tough challenges, but it seemed coming in that Katie must surely have bitten off more than she could chew this time.

 

Early on, the HISC powerhouse did her thing, mowing down Katie in round after round of up-tempo, clinical, precise, power-boxing. Jennifer sets a miler’s pace in her fights, touching her opponents, turning them, encroaching on them, and just when most girls would be taking a breather, Jen Garner often steps up the pace, discouraging her competition in the process. Katie was hardpressed through the first half of this fight. By working hard and concentrating furiously. Holmes was able to keep her back off the ropes and use the ring to some extent, but she was repeatedly thumped and shaken by hard Garner combinations, body and head. With Garner up 5 rounds to love, and Katie looking disheveled and scuffed—most in the audience began to speculate upon the round Holmes would ultimately be forced to quit this contest.

 

And then, the Katie Holmes who had stunned Cat Bell with raw brunette courage stood up to Jennifer Garner and made this thing a fight.

 

In the sixth, Katie got on the scoreboard, controlling garner with a punishing stick and legging away from Jennifer’s powerful bodyblows.

 

In the seventh, Jennifer tasted the sneaky power of Katie’s counter-right uppercut as the former got caught rushing in on the latter. With Jen reeling on liquid hips, momentarily stunned, Holmes pounced with a lashing with left hook, slinging right hand on the chin to put Jennifer on her back, the crowd fairly broke the lid off the arena with the rising shockwave of their cheers. Jennifer Garner propped herself up on the elbows, blinking in shocked wonder at her tanned opponent standing all feisty and defiant above her.

 

Imagine everyone’s surprise when Katie dropped Jen AGAIN in the 8th, this time off that neat-as-you-please counter-right uppercut alone, depositing a bewildered Jen G to one knee for a sudden 8. When Garner rose from the fresh shock of this second knockdown, she had become a believer, and would fight the rest of the way with a respect she had never before shown Katie Holmes, in or out of the ring.

 

Boxing tactically, the girls split the final two heats, granting Garner an orderly decision victory. In the aftermath, Garner would give Katie Holmes a tremendous hug of acknowledgement and chat her up for many minutes while enraged members of the Wolf Pack sat glaring at ringside, wondering if they would ever feast on defeated Katie meat again.

 

Katie Holmes had failed to defeat Jennifer garner as she had failed to decisively handle Catherine Bell: this cannot be argued. But even in defeat, Holmes had proven her quality and answered her critics with a pair of stunning knockdowns and stubborn defiance against arguably the finest boxing celebrity in the FCBA. As a result of these two fights, it is now possible to envision—against the right opponent, on the right night—that Katie Holmes might someday wear some version of championship gold around her slender waist. Quite a feat for a girl once known for her unique ability to ornament a turnbuckle with her slack and battered chassis.

 

Reposted by Archer 7/24/09.

 

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