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16 Jan 2009 Olivia Munn vs Odette Yustman

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posted by simguy on 1/16/2009, 7:22 am.

Before: "I thought about snubbing Olivia," fresh-faced Odette says in prefight. "I'm moving up - I've got agreements in principle to fight Ashley Scott, Sarah Wayne Callies, Krista Allen - we're going to be right in the tall-girl mix at lightweight, so I really don't need a no-name credit like Olvivia. But I don't want to be one of 'those' girls - you know? Beating Daniel and Munn back to back gives me tremendous credibility as a fighter, and this could be the only time that makes sense to get her done." Munn swaggering to dais: she knows Odette's star-turn on Brittany D turned heads away from her own exploits against favoured blondes at bantam. "Get a load of this girl," Olivia scoffs at podium. "I'M a no-name? Odette flashes her panties in a crappy horror movie and suddenly she's a movie star? Honey, you've got SO much to learn about hollywood. Once I knock you out - and I WiLL knock you out - you can drag your skanky butt to lightweight and fade into obscurity like a good little girl. This is gonna be fun." Odette in the now infamous white stretch-cotton tank top and panties from Unborn: white gloves; straight black hair loose and long. Munn in grey stretch-cotton tank and panties; black gloves; straight black hair loose and long.

During R1: Odette pretty midring: weight on left (lead) plant-leg; right heel up off canvas as she pumps left jabs. Yustman's right cocked at her chest - left hand jotting up from waist-height to lick at Olivia. Munn wary, bobbing and weaving Yustman's long poke. All Odette dictating terms until late: Munn gets the timing of it, slips a pair of pushy jabs, then rockets over the top a booming right hand over Yustman's low left. Odette clocked solid - punch bouncing off her face tosses her head aside as legs jolt: she scoots to her buns all shocked and demoralized at bell. Olivia smiling sweetly, giving dazed Odette a knowing wink: Munn steals a good Yustman round with crunching power.

R2: Odette chastised - legs still a little numb: she's stepping around, but not as lively as before: Munn's attacking with authority. Olivia sittiing on Odette's jab: Yustman bringing the punch back low, hanging her chin out in the wind - she's catching a lot of heavy counters as Olivia bends in, swings big. Yustman's long legs tested again this round as her face takes tremendous walloping clouts - Olivia grinning, knocking Odette around the ring, making her look gangly and disorganized rather than lithe and sinuous. Yustman looking concerned late - basically running, trying to get herself together.

R3: Odette proves a battler, stepping in, catching Olivia a lead right uppercut to wobble Munn's buns at the open. Slugging follow up from Yustman: pretty ingenue baring her teeth, leaning in - she's lifting licking lefts and rights with a rangy, dip-n'-rip delivery, curling and lashing her blows. Munn crossing her arms, bobbing on the spot: she soaks a strapping, but firms after the first minute, staying low as Odette's getting off, then answering short-clout lefts and rights to long ingenue ribs. Good thumping trade: Yustman bangs out her first points well inside her best range, essentially beating Munn at her own game.

R4: Odette wading in - tall girl planting flat footed - easing her left shoulder/extended left elbow into Munn to bump, then strapping her licks from there. Huge mistake: Munn well within range as Odette gives up height - Olivia getting terrific punching done as Yustman falls apart. Munn staying compact, rolling-torso and bending at the waist as Odette's bumping and stroking, then answering ferociously to Yustman's body and head. Odette repeatedly clocked as she's backing up hands-low, chin-high: Olivia stepping-with and landing looping haymakers upside Yustman's head. Net result: THREE knockdowns - Odette blown off her stance and bounced off her buns in each of the three minutes of the round. Scooting to a stop, face pinched, lips pursed - Odette's SO disappointed - punching canvas and dragging herself up all shabby. Each time she beats the count, Odette's a little more demoralized, wobbly-butt and rubbery-limbed. Munn grinning, slamming away from her crouch and loving it on Odette through 4.

R5,6: Odette proves a warrior, advancing to engage Olivia more or less toe to toe. Yustman's buns still wobbling - knees looking a little loose: best she can do is plant herself, fight with Olivia on Munn's terms. Yustman using her left shoulder/elbow to bump and nudge; pushing her left forearm into Munn's right shoulder to brace her before punching her. Odette occasionally sloppy - punches wrapping 'round Munn's shoulders or head - but in the main, Yustman doing a good job tightening up stroke, clipping and licking hooks and uppercuts to good effect inside. Odette also bringing her elbows back high as she resets herself - drawing warnings: Munn grazed more than once as her lanky foe's getting off and reloading. Munn outworked here, but concentrating almost exclusively on Odette's slender ribs with thumping, short swipes and swats in receipt. Odette takes both rounds, but Munn keeps the taller girl's legs weak with the consistent body work.

R7: Odette pretty when she's hurt and brawling: teeth bared, hair in her eyes; punches getting off licking and lanky as she works sinewy bump-n'-slug on Munn. Olivia catching serious clipping left uppercuts - Odette really stroking these shots supple, left fist curling to Odette's right ear on follow through. Odette also bending into a slicing right at close quarters, keeping elbow in close to her body as she chops at Olivia's cheek. Munn hardly answering back at all - crossing her arms, bobbing, but absorbing a lanky licking here. Only at the bell as girls separate is it clear that Olivia's been hurt; eyes a little glassy, buttocks slumping in grey cotton.

R8: Odette continues to close and brawl: pays the price this round. Munn punching out of her crouch, regains her swinging touch, catching Odette time and again upside the head as Yustman backs away hands-low. Munn swinging in full arcs - following through after bouncing the fist off Yustman's bruised face. Odette staring, lips parting: she's tragicaly hurt at times, but game - refusing to go down after absorbing crowd-pleasing wallop. Single-shot haymakers from Munn part of the reason Odette's standing up: Olivia shocking Odette, but not following up as young beauty's stumbling around.

R9: Odette continues to slug! She's edging in there close, clipping the left uppercut off her left (front) foot - easing to right foot to drag a lanky hook across Olivia's startled mug; leaning in to slosh the sidearm right to Munn's jaw. Olviia's turn to be brave: she's hurt, wobbly butt, but refusing to bend the knee. Yustman groggily setting herself, touching or bumping at Olivia, then smiting her: gorgeous, lanky licks leave Munn staring as Olivia crosses arms, tries to slip the worst of it with limited success.

R10: Odette steps-to Olivia, gets to strappin' with the same sleek, licking-action hooks, uppercuts and crosses. Munn ducking low, occasionally making Odette miss over top - but Olivia not answering back much - often reaching round Odette's back to hold for ref's breaks. Odette helpless in the clinch - trying to push Munn's shoulders to no effect: Olivia able to control her opponent and prevent any legitimate KO threat as Yustman can't keep hands-free. Goes to the cards, comes back UD10 Olivia Munn.

After: Hard feelings in the aftermath - banged-up girls barking at each other as attendants hold them back. Yustman scalded by the fact that she won 6 rounds, but couldn't handle Olivia's thudding power: knockdowns prove the difference. "Hey, I'll give the loser credit," a lumped up Olivia offers in postfight. "I bounced her butt all over the canvas, and she kept getting up: that's something I didn't see out of Valance or Garth. People dismiss me as a brawler, but hey, I made the tall girl give up her height and fight my fight, right? Looks like ring-freaking-generalship to me. Bottom line: Odette's a tramp; I kicked her ass; good riddance to her."