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16 July 2020 Elyse Willems vs Jennette McCurdy

Page history last edited by caspian2 3 years, 7 months ago

 

CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

 

Posted by The Comediennes on Jul 16, 2020 at 9:01pm

 

Result by Lookout!, Words: Dave Knowles


Elyse is making her boxing debut at the age of 34, and the pretty blonde 5 feet 3 Canadian TV personality is up against the chippy 28 year old, 5 feet 2 inch Californian Jennette, the former JMD title holder, who now fights in the BBU under Gina Garnet, but is ambitious to return to FCBA



The girls are ready to go, with debut girl Elyse in red pants and white sports bra, red boots and gloves, and Jennette in a baby blue lingerie set, with matching boots and gloves.



Elyse looks nervous, and why wouldn’t she? Jennette is an established boxer with a fearsome left hook, and, whilst she’s looked stylish in training, it’ll only be when she’s taken a few good punches that we’ll know whether Elyse is any good.



Round 1


It’s Jennette who makes the quicker start, and she’s at Elyse from the opening bell, her right jab sneaking past Elyse’s defence into her left cheek, as the older girl has to try to keep her distance, wary of Jennette’s legendary left hook, which she tries out quite early, but the Canadian blocks it, then sends out some solid jabs of her own, her left jab thudding into Jennette’s mouth quite nicely, and she looks to hit the younger girl to the body to follow that up, but Jennette resists and hits her instead, her punches solid and making Elyse back off, Jennette following up, gets her to the ropes, and gives her some good punches, solid right jabs to the Canadian’s face, and an occasional right cross to follow, threatening that left hook, but she never quite has the room to get the leverage as Elyse skilfully works around her, Jennette working on confusing the newcomer as she pings in that right jab, the Canadian’s left cheek getting pinker and pinker, the younger girl smiling at the bell



Round 2

Jennette gain makes a good start to the round, her right jab very much in evidence as it bumps Elyse backwards, and she homes in on her as she moves forwards, although the older girl looks pretty handy at thudding that left jab over Jennette’s leading right, smacking it neatly and accurately on the younger blode’s right eye, making her blink, and worry at it a little, before clinching to test out Elyse’s body strength. But the newcomer isn’t keen to be bullied, and she still works her left glove into Jennette’s face, and now in comes her right, a loud slap echoing around the arena as it lands in the younger girl’s midsection, Jennette knocked out of her stride there, and she eats another left jab right in the mouth, her head jerking backwards, and in comes Elyse with that right hook to Jennette’s body again, the younger girl looking more that troubled by her in this round, and she’s ending it trapped in a neutral corner, her ribs and midsection getting a bruising set of punches, and she’s panting as the bell rings to end the round, Elyse giving her a little pat on the cheek – and that may have riled her!



Round 3

Indeed, Jennette looks quicker as round 3 begins, and she’s giving Elyse some punishment straight away, three right jabs to her sore looking left cheek, and now a left hook, which catches the older blonde on the back of the head, and has her staggering! That was a strange punch, which landed awkwardly as Elyse tried to turn away, and she’s looking a little shaky, backing into the ropes, with Jennette looking for gaps in her defence, her left jab smacking into the older girls face, but she still can’t get her left hand working, Elyse blocking her neatly, and giving Jennette a few bodyshots into the bargain, but she’s still backed into the ropes, and that’s never good news, Jennette hitting her again, right jab, left cross, right jab, but Elyse finds a smart uppercut from somewhere, and Jennette drops off, allowing the older girl to get out of trouble, Elyse not trying to press on any advantage she may have gained, determined to keep Jennette out when she attacks again, but that uppercut has discouraged her, and the round rather peters out



Round 4

Elyse is making a decent start to round 4, and she doesn’t seem to have as much respect for Jennette’s punching as she did earlier, which could be a mistake, as the younger girl eats a couple more really solid left jabs, before coming back with a decent jab and cross combination of her own, and now se hits Elyse hard to the ribs with her left hook, the older blonde gasping as she takes that, Jennette really not holding back as she looks for a repeat, but Elyse blocks it nicely, then that persistent left jab thuds into Jennette’s face, her right cheekbone bearing quite a lump now, and Elyse follows up with a sweet little attack on the younger girl’s body, the fight becoming more open now, Elyse more willing to attack, even though thatmeans she’s getting caught by Jennette’s punches and she has to cede territory when the younger girl again gives her a jab and cross combination to her face, Elyse scowling, comes forward, and Jennette gives her a left hook, not quite timed, but that’s hurt the Canadian, who teeters backwards, Jennette following up, rifling punches into her body, but there’s that left uppercut again from the older girl, and now it’s Jennette who looks hurt, that shot really catching her, but she still shaded the best round of the fight so far



Round 5

Jennette’s right eye is looking worse for wear now, those hard left jabs having found their target, and the younger blonde is again on the receiving end of some very crisp punches when the girls resume, with Jennette struggling to cope with Elyse’s left jab, her arm a virtual ramrod spearing into the younger girl’s face, and Jennette clinches to defend herself, Elyse looking pleased with herself, and, when the girls are broken, she greets Jennette with three solid punches to her body, then tasts her with that whippy left uppercut again, and Jennette can’t seem to find an answer to the older blonde right now, taking punches far too often, but she still comes forwards, tests Elyse with her own jabs, but the older girl is full of confidence, and she seems to allow Jennette to land her jab, because it opens her up to take her own, damaging left jab, so straight and true, Jennette’s features bruising quite nastily under the barrage she’s taken in this round, but she still comes forwards, Elyse content to punch her from distance, and this has been an awful round for Jennette McCurdy, all her weaknesses about taking too many shots clear to see



Round 6


On comes Elyse immediately, stabbing Jennette’s head backwards with that stinging left jab, the younger girl’s right eye surrounded by bruising and swollen almost shut, and Elyse is beginning to enjoy herself now as she rips into Jennette’s firm young body, her punches thudding into the actress in what is becoming quite a nasty battering, and now she stands Jennette up straight with that sweet uppercut of hers, and banks a right hook over the top of Jennette’s flimsy guard, and puts her down! Jennette groans and rolls over, dragging herself upright to beat the count at 8, the referee unsure if he should stop this fight, but they box on, with Elyse in search of an unexpected debut victory, prodding the younger girl back to the ropes, and keeping her there, smashing harder punches into the girl’s face – and now the referee steps in! It’s over!



Result: Elyse Willems stopped Jennette McCurdy in round 6



That was an impressive first FCBA fight for the Canadian, and she’s left Jennette McCurdy slumped on her stool, her face badly messed up whilst her seconds try to make her look more presentable, Elyse collecting her off her stool and walking slowly to the centre of the ring, where she orders Jennette onto all fours, then poses over her, her right knee flexed, her right foot on the middle of Jennette’s back as she presses her down, prostrate on the canvas for the photographers, her arms aloft in victory 


 

 

 

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