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17 April 2009 Katherine Heigl vs Sarah Lancaster

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 11 months ago

Posted by simguy on 4/17/2009, 12:34 am

 

Before: "Heigl busters? Bah!" Heigl dismisses the threat posed by Lancaster, Newbrough, Mitchell and an emerging class of like-bodied big lightweights. "It's just a marketing term some HBO pin-head dreamed up to make these girls seem like threats. I'll sweep 'em aside in my spare time - use 'em to keep myself sharp. Sarah's got curves and beef - but you need a hell of a lot more than that to fill MY shoes!"

 

Lancaster off an embarrassing KO1 which most pundits admit was an unlucky outing: she's desperate to make amends. "This is the fight I've dreamed of," bright-eyed Lancaster smiles. "Kathy Heigl's who I've trained for, who I've patterned myself by. I smashed Olga K, so the Krushers know I'm dangerous, AND - who know? If I hammer Kathy, maybe I'll punch my way onto that roster? You show promise, and that stable will reward you, so I'm definitely punching for my future here!"

 

Sarah in vivid purple bikini; black gloves; black wrestling boots to mid-calf. Katherine in baby blue lace push up (hulking); white gloves; beige crochet bikini bottoms; tan sheepskin UGG boxing boots to midcalf.

During R1: Big women step cautiously to midring - probing each other jabs from sturdy stances. LANCASTER'S DOWN! Kathy hops in off her poke, hooking Sarah to jug while piling bodily into her: Lancaster bulled off her feet, onto her buns in a heartbeat. Heigl grinning wide en route to neutral corner: Sarah quickly up, dusting off her thighs - she's relatively unhurt. Heigl resumes the offensive though - stepping to Sarah off the jab, hooking her jugs, then bumping up with left shoulder to shove Lanny off her stance. Sarah learning a lesson in big-girl weight-management...having a tough time holding her ground against an energetic Heigl press.

R2: Heigl stepping forward, banging out the jab, then advancing - nice, methodical approach from Katherine. Lancaster's face tense with concentration - she's stooping, jabbing stiff left hands into Katherine's bulging bra, then shouldering in a nice, compact hook-off-the-right-foot to clout Heigl coming in. Kathy releasing her first right hands this round - taking Sarah heavily on her left shoulder, moving brunette on impact: Lanny reading and covering up in time, but still feeling the heft and shock of Kathy's sock. Heigl coming forward throughout, steadily pressurizing Sarah around the ring: blonde getting methodical work done on brunette through 2.

R3: Cautious step-and-HEAVY-poke from both vixens: left hands slamming into proud bosoms, or banging loud off prepared defences. Sarah clips Kathy a short righ to chin, followed up a moment later by a loud right hand in the ribs: Lanny showing her heft, finally punching some respect out of Katherine. Middle minute, girls trade thunderous hooks off stiff jabs, each taking the other brutally to ribcage: women fall in, push...it's Lancaster astounding Kathy by coming forward in the press. Muscular brawling ensues inside as girls slug shoulder to brawny shoulder: good, beefy exchanges are girls tighten up stroke, clout each other compact hooks and uppercuts. HEIGL'S DOWN! Sudden collapse as Sarah steps in her own short hook - following through with her left shoulder into Kathy's chest, neatly bumping a chin-stunned Heigl onto her buns! Kathy up quickly - sputtering - but it's Sarah advancing after the 8 counter. Round finishes to the sight and thumping sounds of Sarah working Katherine over ropeside: Heigl covered up earmuff, stooped forward in pain as Lancaster roasts the ribs, waist. Bell: Lanny beaming - all bouncy back to her corner. Heigl sullen, frowning - clearly cranky from effective brunette body work.

R4: LANCASTER'S DOWN! Again that short, palm-down hook off the jab SO quick by Kathy - followed by the left shoulder bump follow through and Lancaster can't keep her feet. Sarah up quickly, dusting herself off: she's fretting, lower lip pouting, eyes furtive as ref gives her another 8 count. Heigl methodical on follow up - right hand nice and high as she sets herself to shell Sarah jabs: punishing bombardment of over a dozen stiff, bang-and-reload left hands slams onto the torso and prepared defences of Lancaster, slumping her grimacing against ropes. With her foe shell-shocked, Kathy goes body - lowering her head and swinging right/left roundhouse loud n' wide to waist - beating the breath from Sarah, stooping her forward. Kathy reaches under Sarah's arms, chesting her heavy to ropes, then pulling apart the guard: Heigl leaving no doubt about who's biggest and strongest in that ring tonight. Thumping tummy to tummy beatdown issued: Katherine systematically bashing at her foe's biceps/breasts, ribs/waist/flanks...all set up by Kathy's frequent bodying up on Sarah to prep her. Bell: Lancaster frazzled, disheveled - she's cringing now, badly beat up in her body after a steady diet of Heigl in the 4th.

R5: Lancaster proves plucky - once against Jabbing Katherine's breasts and face from a sturdy gun-platform stance. Heigl scowling, not liking the resistance: she responds in kind - slamming stiff left jabs against Sarah's upper chest and pretty face. Minute sees Lancaster startle Heigl with a short hook - moving the blonde to her left: Kathy quickly recovers, answering with a thick right/left to the midsection, forcing Sarah back. Second minute a brutal series of tit-for-tat exchanges - both girls taking turns twisting into serious shellack as the other covers up for dear life. Ringing, thick blasts bounce off unprotected flanks or heaving racks - each girl taking the opportunity to lean in and plow BEEFY to jug with single-shot haymakers. Down the stretch, it's Sarah showing signs of collapse - she's grimacing, shying away: Katherine able to come forward, impose her will. Right hands against the shoulder beat Sarah sideways to ropes: she's a helpless vixen - face-in-gloves, stooping forward as Heigl squares away big-girl. Thunderous, rampaging beatdown of Sarah's waist/ribs ensues: Heigl baring her teeth, swinging her arms tic-toc against her foe's body as Sarah sloooowly wilts to all fours. Kathy bellowing at the bell, tossing her hair, beating her chest: Lancaster panting in agony on her knees, saved by the bell.

R6: Katherine eyes bright, eager to continue: Lancaster shabby, reeling slightly off her stool, eyelashes fluttering. Blonde quickly into her brunette, reaching under Sarah's arms to walk her to ropes: moment's worth of pushing and jostling gets Sarah stabilized as Kathy squares away. Few places in the world as lonely as being ropebound and hurt when Katherine Heigl's getting off big-girl: big swinging roundhouses bash off Sarah's flanks, shoulders and skull as she cringes forward. Heigl cruel as she is strong - reaching in to body Sarah upright, preventing shabby brunette from falling. Body work reduces Sarah to rubble - she can't keep her guard in place: Katherine finally jamming the right uppercut through, picking Sarah up in her tits, on her face. Hooks follow as Sarah lolls back into ropes: she's taking hellish punishment now - not answering back. Katherine glowing - big body tense and humming as she pushes and slugs rhythmically: ref steps in as Sarah's a mumbling wreck, just sponging up punishment. TKO6 in brawny fashion - Katherine Heigl.

AFTER: "Yummy," Katherine says, in response to a Tractorpull question to decribe her victory. "Sarah's strong, but slow - I had no trouble finding her with my punches. She could have been dangerous if I hadn't reduced her body and taken away her legs. She wanted to do the same to me, but I wouldn't let her: once she was weakened, all I had to do was stack her up and pound her out!" First and most famous of the so-called Heigl-busters falls to Katherine in decisive fashion: Heigl's perch appears secure for the nonce as potential rivals have to gulp in awe at this performance.

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