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17 Jan 2009 Katherine Heigl vs Charlize Theron

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Posted by simguy on 1/17/2009, 8:31 am.


Before: "I'm pissed at Katherine Heigl," Charlize says in prefight. "I think we all are, because this is a girl who could and should be dominating, but she's not fighting because she's not preparing like a champion. I'm coming in hard on Kathy for her own good: if she doesn't raise her game and find herself in that ring? She's going to get hurt. I want to see the Kathy Heigl who was THIS CLOSE to being fighter of the year a couple years back. If she'd kept that form, we never would have heard of Erica Durance. And Katherine's had a pass for a few years because she was the only girl of her type at lightweight: more are coming now, and she can't count on shows to default to her any more. So this is a wake up call fight for Kathy. I want to see something, and I won't stop punching until I get it!" Katherine in baby blue push up; baby blue bikini bottoms with white polkadots; white gloves; long low ponytail with bangs framing face.. Black lace push up bra for Charlize; black bikini bottoms with multi-coloured geometric patterns (triangles, circles, rectangles); black gloves; ponytail with bangs framing face.

During R1: CT sets up big-girl midring: strong lead-leg (left) plant; right heel up off canvas giving her forward aspect; right at chest, left slightly lower. Heigl stepping-to cautiously, forming V-front: hands cupping her cheeks, elbows together beneath her jugs. Charlize jabbing with a slightly rising trajectory - spitting stiff poke at Katherine's guard, pivoting patiently clockwise. Heigl turning-with, chop-thrusting the jab from the V front, hammer-dropping the blows onto Theron's chest. Girls circling, finding each other outside - CT a little busier with the jab, lighter on her feet: Heigl blocking, turning on the spot, just making sure she can make contact. Routine stuff until late: Theron jabbing head/body, feinting, then timing a right hand just as Kathy's trying to chop-right herself. Plowing impact to chin sends Heigl reeling all jugs-a-jumpin' to ropes; she's stunned, blinking in amazement as bell sounds to prevent Theron's finishing run.

R2: Kathy responds like a fighter. More determined jabbing from the V shocks CT to chest, backs her to ropes. Heigl squaring away, cycling a pawing jab onto CT, then leaning in with blunt, bashing right hands. Theron spends middle minute under heavy fire - rocking back over top strand when well struck - rolling and twisting on the spot, trying to slip the worst of it. Heigl hooking Theron's jugs, then her waist: CT drooping forward behind her mitts, butt-in-ropes as Heigl pitches roundhouses to either flank. Final minute: Heigl punishing Theron when Mt. Charlize erupts. Licking right uppercut clips Heigl's chin; licking left uppercut; slapping left hook - Heigl sputtering to her left, eyes wide. Trio of hooks claps Heigl upside the head, punching her sideways into ropes as CT reverses, taking top-position. THERON UNLEASHES! Elbows in, clapping lefts and rights belt either Heigl jawline, toggling her noggin. Kathy staring, facing into wallop - she's a helpless vixen soaking up a terrible face-pasting at bell. Theron steps back all smouldering satisfaction: late flurry steals round right out from under hard-working Kathy, sends her limping into port all slapped-up.

R3: Midring, CT back outside, weight on left foot as she's pivoting left, dealing jabs. Kathy hanging back, presenting V front, blocking poke and looking to chop her own left onto Charlize's breasts. Hard for CT to lose at this range, with this geometry: she's licking her jab head and body, steppin' lively left, turning Heigl: Katherine just watching a world-class boxer do her thing in the third.

R4: Heigl composing herself - knows she's getting outclassed, but isn't panicking. Job one: move forward on CT, back her up with the stubby chop-jab, get her ropeside. Theron accomodative: she could spin off ropes, but she's leaning back onto them instead, hands at her cheeks, rotating her torso and staying supple on the spot. Job two for Kathy: beat Theron's body. Hooks find Charlize's waist, rightside ribs, tucking in behind blonde right elbow. Short, pulverizing right hands try for gold upstairs, settle for silver in Theron's fleshy chest, thumping her heavily. Not a lot back from CT - she's slapping hooks as she's rolling her torso around; turning into the odd chopping right hand and covering up on her left side - just keeping Kathy honest. Heigl finally rewarded with points for persistence.

R5: BOOMING right hand Kat Heigl: THERON GOES DOWN! Charlize clocked as she's walking in - legs locking up, torso pitching backwards to spill golden goddess on her back. Crowd roaring to it's feet as Heigl glares down all flaring nostrils; CT lifting her woozy head off canvas, staring down the length of her magnificent, tingling body. Theron somehow shakes off KO - staggering into ropes at 9: ref takes a good long look, then waves Heigl forward. Kathy wading in, eyes blazing, gloves at her mouth. Huge, swinging right hand roundhouse slams to Theron's ribs as Heigl bends low, then Kathy straightens up into a gorgeous left uppercut, arching her back, clipping the shot short n' muscular. CT out on her feet, slumping forward: Kathy braces her with the left shoulder/extended left elbow in the chest - shoving deadweight Charlize into ropes for another face-pasting right cross. Head on a bobble - Theron just swaying on the ropes, staring, lips parted...ref jumps in and hugs to her safety as a snarling Heigl's loading up for more. TKO5 Katherine Heigl.

After: Heigl pacing for a few moments in her corner, still seething with post-KO adrenaline. Mission apparently accomplished for Theron and the Krushers: THAT'S the deadly-hitting Kat Heigl the lightweight class had once learned to dread. "Being with the Krushers means measuring yourself against Charlize every day in the gym," says a still keyed up, and well-pasted Kathy H in postfight. "It's not like other stables: here, you EXPECT to face each other, so you better be ready. Truth is, I felt rusty early - couldn't touch her head with my jab, so I just ranged in on her chest; couldn't get off with a lot of power, so I just worked on crowding her and getting position at the ropes. I beat her some good shots in the body and I think that might have lowered her hands and slowed her up some. When I caught her, I caught her looking - and you usually can't do that unless you've touched her tuff downstairs."

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