Posted  by simguy 6-17-05

Thanks to Ginny for this repost.

Busty babes sizing each other up in prefight - it's like the showdown at OK corral fought with howitzers instead of .45s. "I admire what Kelly's been able to do," says a gracious Kathy Heigl in prefight. "Jenny O'Dell's tuff, Jen Garner's tuff - those are some serious scalps Kelly's taken and my hat's off to her. But, thing is: I'm big. Look at my legs - Kelly can't handle this kind of strength. We're both going to hurt - I get that - but I just don't see how she's going to be able to stand round for round with me. Quick or late - she's going out." Brook reddening at Heigl's KruZher hubris - Kelly won't stand for boasting. "I want to say right now and up front: this fight is about jug pride - who's got it, who wants it, who's willing to go the limit for it. Laetitia Casta couldn't stand with me. Jeri Ryan couldn't stand. Kathy: you've not got the sand for this fight. I'm taking what I want from you - believe it." Hard words - Heigl looking as though freshly slapped - security inching nervously into position at the unexpected podium heat. Heigl in beige crochet bikini - mix n' match Kelly: her neon blue bikini bottoms, hot pink lingerie pushup.

Rd 1: Slow stalk to mid-ring - some preliminary hard jabs as girls sort each other out, then mutual agreement to set up shoulder to shoulder. Right hands under chins, lefts across bodies, elbows in and girls just taking turns strappin' tidy at close quarters. Brook: short-arm hook clapping off Heigl's hip. Kathy: answering right hand in Brook's left shoulder. Brook: short hammer drop right hand to Kathy's bulging rack. Kathy: stuffing, short, backhand left into Kelly's jugs. Slow steppin' rotation as ham-handed girls spank away beefy tit for tat. Bell: Kathy's been a little busier, a little bossier, moving Brook around - both girls know it.

Rd 2: Brook spends the first minute establishing her jab - still out of the strong, relaxed punching stance, stepping it into Kathy's tight guard. Heigl blocking, not answering back - she's waiting to get back shoulder to shoulder. Middle minute - Brook obliging on range, but doing it smart - shooting the right hand, bringing the mop up hook back underneath - 2 beat punching has Heigl waiting her turn. Kathy dipping slightly side to side, getting off thick hooks, but hitting Brook in the guard - Kelly getting the choicer cuts of beef as she tucks hook to belly, rights to jug, hooks to teeth. Down the stretch, little bit of footwork sets up a nice moment for Brook: she half-steps back, draws Heigl in and drops a tart right hand on Kathy's chin. Hurtin' pony-trot Heigl: she whinnies back into position, but Kelly's proven she can get to Kathy's legs in the second.

Rd 3: More trudging, shoulder to shoulder clouting - girls taking turns stroking away tidy - big beefy impacts bellies, tits, arms. Real job of work: both girls glossy with sweat, both exhaling through pursed lips, easing into each other to shoulder-nudge and walk-around. Paunches swatted and cuffed CHUP! CHUP! as girls hook expertly off the bump inside. Not a lot of chin-work: silent agreement to break each other down to the torso in addition to girls tucking chins well behind shoulders mitigating against head hunting. Heigl busier, bossier - Brook having trouble standing her ground when Kathy comes forward.

Rd 4: Brook banging out first minute jabs: stick's a difference-maker. Kathy hanging back, batting at the incoming and parrying, but Kelly's pounding poke a problem. Brook driving in right crosses off the stick, shaving chin - Heigl shying away as she feels the lancing power on even glancing blows. Brook closing to work jug down the stretch - just good, thick strapping hooks and clouting right hands, really laying 'em in strong as Heigl backs to ropes. Kelly nice n' brawny the way she'll nudge up left shoulder/left elbow, then hook the hooters off the bump - Heigl sullen, trying to stay covered up, soaking up a beating in the fourth.
Rd 5: Brook the boss early - jabbing high, hard to get Kathy's hands up, slanting the straight right down into body, then hopping in to get weight behind

shellacking jug-hooks. Brook wading into the thick of Heigl, backing her up: Kathy's face windblown, eyes wincing as Kelly takes it to her. Stepping pace - Kelly just punching and bumping, inching forward, punking Katherine's mammoth mounds, humbling them - Brook really imposing herself. Late the round - Katherine cringing from a vicious pounding right above her hip - she answers back a sudden walloping right that catches left side of Brook's jaw and KELLY'S ROCKED! Brook tilting, then righting herself, stooping behind her mitts - Heigl loops a right 'round the forward gaurd to clap jaw, then stuffs a hateful hook into Kelly's bulging rack. Heigl merciless, implacable - driving a brutish right hand thick to British belly, then wiping royal jug a sideswiping left hand. Kelly ashen faced, crouching forward and baby-stepping into hurt - Heigl taking grim pleasure in repaying rack and waist in equal measure. Bell: Brook ramshackle, eyes pleading - Heigl glaring, barking - "You gonna cry? You look like you're gonna cry."

Rd 6: Brook able to walk in, tidy up 100% of Katherine's chin with the first full blown, clean right hand: tremors quaking all the way down to Kathy's toes as she soaks up the shot. Heigl's curves absorbing shock - she's stunned, but standing - Kelly helps out with a thick, strapping hook square amidships, really twisting mitt off meat. Hook packs in behind Kathy's right elbow; hook in the shoulder - Kathy's backing up, mouth open. Little bit of range - Brook leans into another booming right hand, belting Heigl's head back and loosening her up for the first time: Kathy's arms out wide, head torqued aside, then lolling forward - she's ragdoll. Heigl stumbling into ropes, covering up face-in-gloves - greedy Brook wades in, ripping a thick right-left-right big n' beefy to the waist. Moist, breathy moans from behind Heigl's gloves - Kelly's crippling her to the body. Brook palming the shoulders, stacking Kathy, then edging in to strap that hook thick to jug. Healthy, strapping stuff - Kelly just pushing Kathy upright, stepping into her - steady clout applied to world class breasts a mouthwatering treat for aficionados of the boxing-that-dare-not-speak-it's-name. Heigl distraught, knows she's being taken apart to the chest - but she's too hurt to stop it: Kelly romping to the finish line with the same steady stroking of a galley oarswoman. Bell: Brook chesting up and letting Kathy hear all about it - ref pulling bossy Brit away by her elbow and lecturing her about respect, sportsmanship, blah, blah, blah.

Rd 7: Heigl getting close, splattering some beefy, short-arm rights and lefts against Kelly's arms - Brook giving ground under the shellack, but protecting herself fairly well. Kathy doubling up hook CHUP! CHUP! on jug, bumping Brook to ropes - Kelly bounces, dropping a stout right hand to chin and backing Kathy up hurt as punching opens up dangerously. Distance created as both girls swing away - Brook the first to realize it, capitalizing with a table-setting jab to startle Katherine to the face, then PLOWING HOME THE RIGHT CROSS! Thunderclap haymaker swivel's Kathy's head in a cloud of blonde curls - she's all limp, out on her feet and HEIGL CRASHES SHELLACKED TO THE MAT! Kathy blinking, all tender and tingling on her back - she lifts her groggy head, tries to roll to her side but it's NO GO! KO7 in heart-pounding fashion, Kelly Brook!

After: Kelly resplendent in victory - hammering another busty rival into submission - working the body, tidying up the chin - it's just a great all around performance for the new Lightweight Thunder Goddess. Brook removing her gloves, then boldly striding to the KruZher corner to take what's hers - Kathy bleak, lifting her arms in feeble protest but the crush of British tits and belly irresistible. A moment's fumbling and cinching finds Katherine's face snugly sealed deep within the cleft of Brook's zepplinesque bosom - Kelly just easing her back into the KruZher corner for support as she uses up the last of Heigl. Quiet smile of satisfaction Kelly - left arm brawny behind Kathy's head, left hand cupping the right bicep and the right hand cupping the top of Heigl's woozy head in a suffocating reverse sleeper. Two girls this hefty don't settle things via JMD every day - it's a special moment as Kelly puts it to Kathy hard. Finally, Heigl allowed to sink to one knee in stupor - Brook grinning brutally, her left hand holding Kat by the hair at the back of her head, gently pressing Heigl's right cheek against the curve of Kelly's warm paunch. Kathy lolling, eyelashes fluttering, face shiny-wet, lips parted and distorted slightly by the press of belly against her face. Brook just happy and content - posing for photographers and basking in the glow.