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17 June 2005 Rachel Bilson vs Mila Kunis

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Posted by Simguy on 6/17/2005, 7:17 am.

Before: Bilson coming in a big favourite over plucky Kunis--Rache predicting savage things for Mila in preflight, “I’m underexposed in the FCBA and this is an opportunity t shine, says Bilson. “Mila can’t punch with me--once you know that about a girl, it makes the fight real simple. I can go at Mila, make her fight and batter her--I’m gonna sparkle!”

Kunis flustered at all the showcase talk, eager to show she’s not just passing for Rachel’s ego in this fight. “I don’t know where she gets of saying I can’t punch with her,” sniffs doe-eyed cutie, “I mean, we’ll just see about that won’t we? I plan to back Rachel up and go at her strong, I’m wearing  Rachel out if it takes 10 rounds of punching to do it!”

Rachel in tan western motif (“Battleskins by Jlo”) bikini, beaded headband, boxing mukluks--Kunis in rainbow tie-dyed bikini top, bright blue bottoms, white shoes and socks.

During R1: both girls offensive-minded, but Bilson sharper, straighter wit her shots, beating Mila to punches. Rache bright-eyed as she peppers Kunis rights and lefts on the face, walking Mila down behind a responsible dukes-up guard. Down the stretch, hectic trade in lefts and rights ends when a lucky Kunis hook torques Rachel’s head around,. Bilson sent stomping, watery-eyed and wobbly butt--Kunis pouncing in a batting lather if exciting lefts and rights, pummels Rache into stupor along the ropes at the bell,. Mila pumped, big sunny smile--she sends Bilson reeling to her corner for a pep talk.

R2: Mila picks up where she left off--swinging away lefts and rights, belting Bilson a disruptive right upside the head, cashing in the sweeping hook again--there go Rachel’s legs! Bilson’s feet stamping, knees locking up as she totters hurt to the ropes: eyes distraught as she covers up to receive another frisky pounding. Kunis too excited, swishing away brisk lefts and rights--Bilson able to bib underneath a lot of the work, making Mila miss, then easing her into woozy clinches. Bilson worked over, but managing Mila’s rampage with tie-ups and head movement--Mila squandering a grand opportunity to close Rachel out early.

R3: Bilson still a little shaky, but gathering herself--she shows a thoughtful jab, bumping Mila in the snout and retreating as Kunis whiffs on power shots. Rachel letting Mila come in wide--timing straight rights and cute hooks inside Kunis’ slugging--Mila starting to get tagged, rebuffed as Bilson gets her legs back in the third.

R4: Similar stuff--Bilson rebuilding, Kunis being outboxed, bamboozled. Rachel showing much improved head movement--she’s getting under Kunis’ anxious haymaker, walking Mila into greasy clinches--Rachel controlling her opponent with defence and body weight. Not a lot of scoring--a pokey jab from Rache, a clawing hook and some sturdy right hands--Mila unhurt but clearly outfought in the round. Kunis reminded about her own tools during the break--told to “settle down.”

R5: Spirited stuff--Bilson looks to have her legs back and wants to brawl--Kunis has her hands up, looking more professional, countering off the block. Good licking hook from Bilson, buffeting Mila upside the head, in her right flank--but Kunis keeping her dukes at eyebrows, staying safe and hooking back at Rachel’s chin, dropping a cheeky right hand down onto Rachel’s crowd-pleasing jugs.

R6: Mila doing nice things out of that rigid eye-brow guard: Bilson batting away unproductively--Mila dropping short hammer-blow type punches onto Rachel’s heaving rack, bringing the mitt back quick to her brow. Bilson getting backed up, getting frustrated--Mila able to land a ringing blow to the chin--a fine right hand with some body behind it. Hardest punch of then round enough to carry it for Kunis as Bilson’s knees buckle yet again.

R7: Bilson; best round--boxing, brawling and hurting Kunis. Rachel fighting with intensity now--no longer underestimating Mila--she’s just pouring it to Kunis along the ropes, Rachel a buzzsaw when she gets weight forward, hands swinging in tandem--punches patting and batting up a d down Mila’s flanks, buffeting her, keeping her pinned down. Kunis butt-in-ropes, unable to fire back--she’s hurt a series a sick right hands under her breast line as Bilson finally gets to the Kunis legs this round.

R8: Bilson glaring, focused: she’s clearly outraged Kunis has given her so much fight tonight. Kunis back to ropes much of the heat, hands at her temples--she’s bending forward and back, but loading up, swinging her hips, hauling big right hands into Mila’s tummy, raking her hooks up and down the right side, pushing into her and head butting her with the beaded headband. Kunis steadily beaten down in this round, but maintaining the rigid blocking defence--letting Rachel spend up some money late.

R9: Mila finally breaking down--body shots loosening up the rigid defence, uppercuts shaking her up, hooks mopping up her chin and setting her noggin a-cranking. Mila’s legs giving way--she totters and reels, eyes moist--everywhere she goes, there’s Rachel. Punching. Steady slender-limbed barrage finally beats Kunis to all fours late--Bilson stepping back, chest heaving, hands on her hips--she’s more than perturbed when Kunis gallantly fights off the stoppage for a quaking 8. Rache cashes in jug to the finish line, stacking Mila up at the ropes and going at that bandeau with chugging fury, both dukes, teeth bared with effort at the bell.

R10: Battered Kunis falters to the ropes, bending forward in a don’t-hurt-me crouch as Bilson marches in and MILA TAGS HER A SUCKER HOOK! Rache wanders away with how-could-you eyes, stagger-stomping, weaving--Kunis wobbles off the ropes, takes a deep breath: she’s all in. Exhausted slugging wallops Bilson to ropes--skidding punches off her head and shoulders have her dazed, but once she sets her feet, she punches back into the hated tummy, jugs, chin of her foe. Glorious, groggy flyweight pin wheeling--both girls hopelessly shot at this point, slapping and pushing as much as tagging each other hard--little backsides quivering with aggression, trembling thighs trying to be the last to quit at the bell,. Girls still pushing at each other--Kunis shoving her right hand repeatedly into Rachel’s breasts as Bilson gawks in bleary astonishment--ref has to pull little battle cats apart for the decision. Comes back a heart poundingly close duke--Rachel B.

After: Bilson roaring, pushed to the brink tonight by an inexpertly feisty little comer--she grabs Mila’s bandeau, tugs her to and barks a stream of I’m-better-than-you trash in Kunis’ blinking face, Mila won’t have it--pushing at Rachel’s shoulders--tawdry catfight preempted as both camps pull little vixens apart even as they’re still clutching and kicking at each other. Scrappy effort from Kunis=--she’s even with Rachel after 7, and still punching hard enough in the final round to hurt Bilson more terribly than Rachel would ever admit.

Reposted by Archer 1/16/11.

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