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17 June 2010 Brooke Burke vs Vanessa Minnillo

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 9 months ago

Boxing on the Beach

 

 


Posted by simguy on 6/17/2010, 7:46 pm

 

BEFORE: Minnillo fighting in support of her new reality show...she's been making all the local talk show/radio show rounds; claiming to have "Britney Spears level fighting skill"; issuing "Girls I'm Hotter Than" lists online (Vandervoort, McCarthy and Alba all mentioned)...fighting Burke just another step in the marketing process. "I feel like Brook's really overexposed for a cougar," former Miss Teen USA says, twirling a ringlet as she speaks. "Punching her out sets me up as one of the hottest fighters out there. I know she wanted to fight on sand because she can't box with a pageant girl, but whatever: a knock out's a knock out - right?" Burke pursing her lips, showing her disgust: very little respect between these two spokeswoman type celebs. BB treating the fight as a tune up for Scherzinger pending Nicole's conflict with Sarah C. "Vanessa's painfully jealous of me," Burke counters at podium. "Nobody's watching her stupid show, while I'm a household name after 'Dancing': I've got everything she wants, and she thinks she can take it away from me on the beach. SO wrong. The only thing Vanessa's going to get out of this is a beating!" Minillo in dark maroon bikini with ring connections; hair damp and loose; small black gloves. Burke in off-white bikini with silky/satin finish; small white gloves; hair damp and loose. Laguna beach - ring posts set up directly on sand - bleachers overlooking. Brook emerging from the surf like Ursula Andress in Dr. No: Minillo crossing arms/rolling her eyes in disgust at Burke's cheap ring-entrance theatrics.

During R1: Brook the aggressor - stepping in sturdy jabs, then turning over clouting hooks: she's got 'Nessa stumbling-and-pouting early. Pounding flurry sends a blunt message to Minillo's jugs at bell - Burke in there all teeth bared/eyes blazing/fists hup-hup-hupping/jugs a-sloshing side to side with the violence of her own slugging.

R2: Vanessa in sturdy stance, digging in on sand: she meets Brook midring, trading jabs. 'Nessa with a quality pageant poke, soon scores to Burke's right eye and generous jugs: Vanessa swivel-pivoting left with dukes up, elbows out to the side. Burke gradually poked into compliance: while she's covering up/stooping forward - Burke's working off the jab to cuff hooks in behind Brook's right elbow. Body blows sounding out loud and moist under a hot California sun: CHUP! CHUP! Down the stretch, Vanessa fits a swinging right in under Brooke's left breast; digs in another hook to liver and BURKE GOES DOWN! BB dropping onto all fours, panting in body-shock: Minillo grinnin' dimply on the prance-past.

R3: Vanessa frisking Brook's jugs with that pesky jab - Minillo's dukes up, elbows out as she rotates clockwise around left hands. Burke turning, scowling: she answers back hooks - clapping Minillo loud to jug or smiting her face, clouting the younger brunette off balance. Vanessa chased to ropes: Brook squares up, unleashes like a beach veteran as Minillo cowers. Steady beating applied - Minillo sitting in strands, dukes at temples: Burke pushing 'Nessa's shoulders; whacking her right/lefts in the body; hooking her jugs; scraping uppercuts against the guard, seeking openings. Bell: Brook digging hooks - her own jugs shuddering side to side as her left arm hits sudden meaty resistance.

R4: 'Nessa grumpy/pouting - she's stepping away in sand, looking frazzled. Brook swishing after her foe, loading up and swinging brawny: Vanessa showing some slick bob-and-weave - making Burke miss. Not alot back from Minillo however: Brook able to load up and heave - often stumbling off balance while Vanessa chooses to scoot rather than counter. Aggressive Burke beach-pursuit gives her the round and small-but-vocal crowd lets Vanessa hear it: BOOOO! Kris Cavallari's shrill voice high above the crowd: "Quit running ya tramp!"

R5: Vanessa picking spots to stick jabs - stuffing left hands into Brook's jugs, or looking to sting her face. Burke loading up, pitching back power: big hooks or looping right hands from Brook constantly spooking Minillo out of her stance. Vanny showing pageant class in spots - doubling up hooks in Brook's waist, then jabbing her off; dropping in the odd straight lead right to confuse Burke. Brook taking 'Nessa's heat well, marching through it, but missing a good deal as Minillo rolls sexy shoulders/moves her head to take the edge off.

R6: Brook swinging thick to Minillo's waist: Vanessa grimacing/gasping, retreating to ropes, digging in hurt-girl. Brook squares away - using heels of her hands to push 'Nessa in her shoulders, then applying steady punishment: Minillo in tight peek-a-boo, bobbing at the waist as she sits on ropes to soak. Bell to bell Brook: tanned body lathering up sweaty as she works hard, dishing out a buxom beating. Vanessa blinking away tears as she's wobbling back to corner. There's an outdoor shower nearby, but Brook hogs it throughout the break: 'Nessa not daring to challenge her for it.

R7: Bitter toe-to-toe fighting as Vanessa tries to wrest control from Burke: brown bodies spanked and cuffed as girls dig in. Minillo gritting her teeth, chugging up into Burke's rack: Brook forced back by the jug-mugging, but firming, holding ground eventually and answering back in kind. Mouth-on-shoulder distance results as glistening battlers lean in to work thick: breathy gasps and grunts as each shoves leather into offending breadbasket. Brook separates herself with a jerking little right uppercut inside: short, six-inch poke picking Vanessa's chin up off Burke's left shoulder, making Minillo all sleepy through 7. During the break - Brook's refreshing in the shower - head tilted back, hand stroking through wet hair...Vanessa scowling bitterly, sweltering on her stool.

R8: Toe-to-toe again: sweaty stuff. Minillo working off a stubby jab to good effect - punching Brook's face, then startling her jugs a good robust hook. Inside, Minillo's able to walk Burke back at times - digging short, pumping strokes to Brook's sexy waistline. Brook bumpin'-and-sluggin' back, featuring her hook to Vanessa's waist and tits, but down the stretch, Minillo lights BB up thus: double hook to waist CHUP! CHUP!; stubby right cross pitching Brook's face hard to starboard; final swinging left that pounds across Brook's left cheekbone. Burke put wobbly-butt, sent reeling into ropes all jugs a-jumpin': she's blinking in stupor, filled with groggy hate as Vanessa prances to the shower to refresh for the first time while Brook gets work done in the corner.

R9: Wild-swinging Burke haymakers miss a slick bobbing-and-rolling Vanessa, but Minillo spooked onto the defensive. Brook able to body Minillo ropeside in second minute - squirming to secure Vanessa before punishing her body. Systematic stuff - Burke working out of the wrap - her left arm threaded in under 'Nessa's right while plugging heartless right hands into 'Nessa's tummy/rack in tight. Minillo managing sweaty clinches at times, but Burke able to wriggle the right hand free to continue work: ref doesn't break the wrap, allowing Brook to collect sloppy points through 9.

R10: Girls meet midring - exchange walloping rights up off the thigh and VANESSA GOES DOWN! Brook lifting mitts, strutting and hooting: Vanessa on all fours, blinking and panting in shock. Minillo up, but tremble-bodied: easy for Brook to body her ropeside and set to work. Thudding beatdown issued - Burke pushing on Minillo to stabilize, then hurling in clobbering rights and lefts. Poor Vanessa covering up earmuff - often turning one shoulder or the other into the ropes and squealing as she's beaten without mercy. Fight ends to the side of snarling Burke shoving right hands into cowering 'Nessa's body in behind left elbow - poor Minillo's right haunch on ropes, holding her up. Comes back UD10 Brook Burke.

After: Vanessa sniveling prettily, looking around all lost and ass-kicked: party in the Burke corner as cougar slaps out high-tens with her entourage. "My body punching made her desperate," Brook explains in postfight - primping damp hair with one hand under the sun. "She's young - she probably thought she could wear me out - but she's never encountered a body like mine. When you get all this (gestured up and down her magnificent torso) into fighting shape - it's tough to stop!"

 

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