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17 June 2010 Sarah Carter vs Nicole Scherzinger

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

 

 

Posted by simguy on 6/17/2010, 8:20 pm

 

BEFORE: Sarah humiliated in prefight - the whole world appears to have caught Scherzinger fever - media focus almost 100% on shining Nicole. Add to that the best selling line of 'Sarah Sux' apparel and Nicole's constant baiting/bullying in the press, and you've got a very one-sided promotion. "Look who's on the cover of Max-im," Nikki gushes in sing-song, holding up the latest magazine for one and all to see. "When it rains, it pours - and it's POURING Nicole Scherzinger these days. Honestly, I don't know what Sarah's thinking. I'm bigger; SO much stronger; more lithe and agile...it's all shaping up to be the most epic ass-kicking of her entire career. I'm totally going to loosen up her buttons in this fight. To refresh, I've prepared a brief video presentation, documenting Sarah's last adventure at bantam...LIGHTS!" KO defeat for Sarah at the hands of Eliza Dushku unfolds on screen, leaving Sarah staring, seething at the dais-top. "I get it," Sarah tells a lone BLONDE! Mag reporter assigned to get her quotes while media across the room throngs about Nicole. "She's pretty - people think she's hot...and now she's got Maxim. She's super-famous; she won that stupid dancing show - so yes, I see that Nicole's on fire right now. This still boils down to one thing: boxing. Check our records: I'm a former flyweight CHAMPION. Nicole? She's a Maxim cover girl, and she didn't have to fight anyone to get that. She's basically a rookie - a babe in the woods: I've had dozens of fights with the best talents in the business...and I've thrashed them! She's bigger, but we'll weigh in close, and it won't matter anyway because she's no Dani Fishel in the ring. I'm telling you I'll beat Nicole Scherzinger, and serve her up a big slice of humble pie. And just in the nick of time too, 'cause her head looks just about ready to explode!" Sarah in gold bikini; small black work out mitts; long, low ponytail with bangs bracketing face. White Maxim bikini for Nicole; small white work out mitts; long low ponytail with bangs framing face. Sarah scowling during staredown; Nicole smirking, all dusky and superior. Hard to imagine a prettier bendy-backed match up as they look each other over.

During R1: Mirror-image Floyd Mayweather type stances...girls with widespread feet; right hands tucked in under chins; left hands at hips; left shoulder pointing at enemy; weight on right leg, though constantly shifting between front/back legs. Jabbing their way in, both girls will lift the left elbow and push off with it - but Sarah's more aggressive with it, drawing warnings. Sarah also spiteful about Nicole's jugs, swiping cobra-tongue right hands across them, then leaning onto right leg to pull jug-hating hooks across for snik-snak whackings. Nicole getting nibbled and vexed - too quick and bendy to be caught clean to head, but Sarah patiently swiping and cuffing caramel-coloured body to good effect. Down the stretch, Nikki slide-stepping in retreat to ropes, rolling blonde right hands with her left shoulder: she slips Sarah's right - cuffs her a swatting right hand receipt to left ear...Carter sputters face-first to ropes as Nicole spins out. NIKKI PASTES SARAH! Carter slouching against ropes, momentarily stunned - she stands in paralyzed earmuff as licking Scherzinger lefts and rights lather blonde head and shoulders. Crowd roaring as Nikki lights Sarah up: Carter's legs give way, sagging her helpless into strands. Leading into the bell, Nicole stripes Sarah a trio of buggywhip right hands lithe against left flank like she's trying to chop her blonde in half: poor Carter's cringing/sobbing into her mitts. Nicole beaming pushes Sarah upright, spins on her heel and just like that, it's one ponylash to zero, Nicole over Sarah. Carter catching the feathery touch across her face: she closes her eyes, lips parting in disgust as if to say "I can't believe I let her do that." Nikki samba-stepping to her corner to, glowing through 1.

R2: Nicole friskily at Sarah, smiling as she stoops to reach jabs into flat blonde belly. Carter frowning, issuing whippy check-hooks to counter - bandy limbed back and forth all sinuous and lithe. Minute mark - girls trade jabs: Sarah's thumb accidentally finds Nikki's right eye, causing Scherzinger to recoil in pain. Nicole covering her face, turning away...Sarah hopping after her - hugging up around waist and right arm to body Nicole face-first into ropes. Girls writhing - Sarah controlling Scherzinger - little blonde jerking her right knee up into Nikki's buns - just kneading little shoves, not true strikes - just to torment Nicole until ref's break.. Ref pulls Sarah away roughly - issuing break, wagging finger in Sarah's face: Scherzinger wailing, right eye already swelling up. Resume: wily Sarah sidearms a whippy left hook onto that swollen eye, smiling as Nicole cries out, backs into ropes. Punishing lather, blonde to brunette - Sarah unleashing both hands in licking strokes, pelting and striping her stricken foe. Nikki bending and rolling, proving elusive in the pocket: Sarah solves the movement late, stroking a vicious right/left across the tummy to force a shout from Nicole. Hateful dip-n'-dig left uppercut from Sarah - weight on her left (front) leg as she rips at Nicole's trembling solar plexus once, twice, then parking a third left square to Nikki's white trunks! Scherzinger immediately doubling up, sobbing in pain: ref jumps in, bodies Sarah back, blowing the bangs off her cheeks with the violence of his warning. Bell sounds: Carter coldblooded, looking Nicole over with savage satisfaction; Nikki whimpering, hugging herself, limping back to port for emergency repairs.

R3: Nikki's right eye swollen shut - easy for Sarah to spook Scherzinger with threatened hooks, then pouring in elastic right hands over Nikki's left shoulder. Swift up-jabs from Sarah start work on Nicole's LEFT eye: Carter pushing off with the raised left elbow when she bounces in close - making clanging contact with Nikki's busted up right eye. More warnings - ref batting at his elbow right in Sarah's face so she'll get the point: seething little blonde obviously unrepentant, right back at Nicole. Scherzinger falling apart emotionally - the eye's bothering her - the fouling has her unhinged...Sarah able to stalk-and-pounce - landing several hard right hand leads, followed by whip-snatch hooks body and head. Bell: Sarah whirls on her heel, treats Nicole to a dose of her own medicine...breath-of-blonde ponylash sweeps across Scherzinger's open mouth, causing her to blurt "NO!" on reflex.

R4: Nicole shying away, trying to bait Sarah in...Carter stalking, but being smart - stooping to touch her jab to Scherzinger's body, or feinting Nicole before coming in. Carter pinging out elastic lead rights - catching Nicole in the forehead, startling her. Sarah's snatching hook licking at Nikki's ribs or stroking her jaw - blonde girl able to land up top against impaired brunette vision. Scherzinger wilting to ropes, looking to set up defensive pockets: Sarah overwhelming the positions with volume-lather - working her way up from Nicole's hips to bat her ears before withdrawing. Sarah in and out - vexing and tiring her foe: midway mark sees her lash a vicious buggy whip right hand in above Nikki's left hip, winning a cry of pain from Scherzinger. Nicole's legs trembling, left eye blinking...she's sliding hurt along ropes, no longer competing. Sarah claws hooks across tummy from a position just to Nikki's left, drifting low on the third swipe, then sliding in over the top righty to punch Nicole's face to the side. Sarah's teeth bared as she drives through chin, eyes furious: Nicole's eyes shut, lips pursed as she absorbs the crashing right. Nicole sitting in ropes, bending forward face-in-gloves: SARAH POUNDS NICOLE'S KIDNEYS! Hateful stuff - Sarah snarling as limber limbs drench Nikki's lower back in shellacking leather - back and forth, a vengeful blonde beats her brunette without mercy. DOWN GOES NICOLE! World class legs give way - pitching Nikki to knees/forearms, her head on canvas, her buttocks raised. She's crying, helpless - only able to sit back on her haunches and hug her throbbing body as the count passes her by. KO4 in bloodcurdling fashion - Sarah Carter. As she saunters past, she gives Nicole's conquered ponytail a contemptuous flick!

AFTER: Boos cascade down as lithe blonde records a cruel victory, teaching a young brunette some hard lessons tonight. Sarah stone-faced - knows she'll take criticism, but she did what she had to do against a bigger bendy-backed girl so similar to herself. Nikki punished, whimpering when Carter comes for her - blonde girl pulling cringing brunette up off her stool, stepping behind her. Long, clever blonde fingers busy themselves with Nicole's ponytail, undoing it with a flourish - then Sarah's turning Nicole roughly around, barking orders in her face, threatening to slap her. Beaten Scherzinger steps behind Sarah, gently lifting the blonde's ponytail in both hands and holding it out like the majestic train of a royal gown - following Carter in slow procession around the ring. Steady rain of boos don't faze Sarah - she got what she came for tonight. In days to come, Sarah will receive small gifts of acknowledgment from Jessica Alba and other blondes who had been concerned about Nicole's emergence: all are happy to see her soundly checked for the moment.

 

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