Charlize Theron vs. Cat Bell (IV) 17-Mar-2000

Bell hanging an "L" on Charlize earlier in the year - Theron dismissing it as luck. Charlize the classier boxer, but Bell's jibes about lack of pop from the blonde sting and Charlize let's herself be goaded into KO talk in pre-fight. Charlize in white string bikini, Bell in electric blue.

Round 1: Smoldering stare down, girls touching foreheads throughout instructions and Charlize comes out smokin'. Lashing left hooks up and down Cat's right side has Bell on her heels early. Charlize leans into a beautiful right hand on the teeth to put Cat wobbly butt against the ropes. Bell in serious trouble, gloves loose at her lips, eyes tearing as Charlize comes chugging in with rising lefts and rights, pounding the brunette's arms out of the way to PUMMEL CAT'S LUSCIOUS JUGS with a series of thudding connects. Bell finally slumping forward into a clinch, but Charlize stays on her, shouldering the brunette back and putting lefts and rights hard to Cat's sides and laying on the beating to the break.

Round 2: Charlize starts Cat out with the stick, stepping to the right until midway through the round, blonde finds brunette chin with a searing right hand blast over Bell's left shoulder. Cat staggered once again, stumbles sideways and pathetically covers up as Theron wades in hurling lefts and rights to the waistline, bullying Cat to the ropes. Great shove and slug action from Charlize as she bounces her fists in clubbing arcs from either side off Catherine's face and THOSE SOFT JUICY BREASTS. Bell lumping up badly after two and Charlize can't wipe the smile off her unblemished face.

Round 3: Bell jabbing to get her motor started as the girls rotate clockwise for a minute, probing each other's defenses. Midway through, Theron gives a little shimmy with the shoulder feint and Cat makes her defensive move too soon. Theron comes over the top again with another picturesque short right on the teeth to crack back Bell's head. Bell cut in the mouth, staggers back, trying to move her head as Theron steps with her, batting and slapping with wide lefts and rights. On the ropes, THERON GOES HUNTING BELL'S OH-SO-INVITING BIKINI TOP, bashing away, bodying up, then shoving the limp brunette back into the ropes for more jug mugging. Theron nodding, smiling at the bell as she pushes off the brunette, leaving Cat's battered body sagging in the ropes.

Round 4: Bell unable to match quickness with Theron early, alters course and looks to counter this round. When Charlize throws right, Cat dips left and drops a short right hand on Theron's face; when Charlize jabs, Cat dips right, dropping the left onto Theron's face. The result is savagely effective as Charlize walks into ruinous hammer blows that send ripples through her trim, taut thighs. Theron, soaking up bombs, goes glassy-eyed by the midway point and Bell begins to lead the dance, nudging Charlize back with her shoulder, stepping in with the wide left hook and straight right to get Theron's head bobbing. Final minute, Theron dazed, sliding along the ropes, Cat steps with her, hammering hooks until CT hits the corner then the brunette pours in, laying in with lefts and rights as the crowd roars. Theron out on her feet, bleeding from cuts over both eyes, refuses to go down, but is horribly battered by some of the best sustained power punching of the year.

Round 5: Theron puffing up terribly, eyes reduced to slits, her tough jaw swelling...and Bell isn't finished! Cat walks Theron into another jarring right hand on the face, stunning the blonde at the opening and leaving the blonde staggering mid-ring with her arms directly out front of her body. Bell hunting the blonde down, SMASHES HER FISTS INTO CHARLIZE BRA  and ribs as Theron meanders away until, once again, she hits the ropes. Steady beat down as Bell turns into wide lefts and rights to the face, battering Charlize once glamorous face unrecognizable at the break.

Round 6: Bell using the fade once again, steps in, steps back and walks Charlize into another huge right hand on the eye - Theron's knees dipping, nearly touch canvas, then straighten, sending her reeling away, totally defenseless. Cat walks her down, bodies up, shoulders Theron up against the ropes and DIGS INTO HER BRA WITH CRUEL LEFTS AND RIGHTS - payback for Theron's earlier jug mugging! Bell's eyes bright and alert - Charlize' eyes dim and swollen as the blonde pushes her punches back with no effect while taking murderous blows in receipt. Bell smiling while grunting with the effort of digging her fists into Charlize tight torso - Theron lolling forward, her butt on the ropes, taking, taking, taking.

Round 7: Bell a little arm weary - Charlize horribly battered - the girls take a round to waltz, laying in cheek to cheek, swatting intermittently at one anothers breadbaskets with little rising shots inside.

Round 8: Charlize getting her second wind, starts to stagger laterally and begins to get off first, spanking back Bell's head with a stabbing jab. Bell's right eye gets pounded all round long as Charlize steps left, works the jab, drops in the straight right from outside.

Round 9: Charlize continuing to dictate pace as the older brunette wears down. Girls stand toe-to-toe, flat-footed, falling in together after punching as exhaustion begins to take over. Theron able to find Bell's chin again and again with short right hands from in close - Charlize has the brunette hanging on at the bell.

Round 10: Charlize making a patented late rush to steal the fight, crunches her way into Bell's midriff with left hooks, and comes over the top with straight right hands on the button. Bell fading back, lures Charlize forward, draws the right hand, and counters with the dip to the left, right hand chop on the mouth and CHARLIZE IS HURT! Theron nearly going down again, straightens and then stumbles away, arms limp at her sides. Bell staggering after her, puts her palms on Charlize hips and walks her girl to the ropes, then drives a short, merciless left hand into the pit of the belly to bring Theron lurching forward. With Charlize folded over in her arms, Bell goes to work with bludgeoning right hands, cradling Charlize in her left arm CAT POUNDS AWAY AT HER FIRM BREASTS - THEN UPPERCUTS! Theron lurching off the rope in tears, pushes the brunette but stands straight up against the ropes. Bell, swaying side to side, tags the blonde with tragic power punches wide to the sides of the head. Its all just too much - Theron soaking up bombs, sinks to one knee, groggily taking an 8 count before gamely struggling to her feet. Bell wades in, and the girls swing away, kissing fists off one anothers faces and ribs with wide, tired swings until a smashing left hand from Cat claps loudly against Charlize jaw, draping the blonde helplessly in the corner. Final seconds see senseless abuse poured on as Cat hammers Theron into a defenseless state - Charlize refusing to go down or surrender goes the distance. Decision comes back UD Cat Bell - sending Theron into shocked denial.

Reckless brawl the sort of thing Theron used to get into - her face battered beyond belief as cagey Cat tempts Theron into a jug mugging contest. Bell hammered unmercifully over the early innings, badly beaten about the cheeks and eyes herself, but happy to have banged out the W in a shocking upset.