VICTORIA’S SECRET BODY SADDLE BOUT

Posted by Simguy on 11/17/2006, 6:18 am.

Before: Heigl billowing up in weight between fights--not a lot of respect in the Krusher camp for the smaller, older Richards--Kathy’s expecting a layup. “I’ll make the weight, don’t you worry,” Katherine grins in preflight, looking a little pouchy some 8 weeks out from the fight. “Denise has no weapons that can threaten me--I’ll take her out back the woodshed and thrash her. Hate to do it in a way--Richards has been a real treat over the years--but she’s done. When I’m through with her, she’ll be on the Debbe Dunning road to Palookaville!” Richards a lean, very hard 115 in preflight--she’ll actually bulk up to make the lightweight limit. “I’ve been in with bigger girls my whole career,” veteran shrugs, too experienced to be rattled by Heigl’s bluster “This kid’s cocky, she’s worn championship belts a time or two and she thinks I’m just a stepping stone. I’m gonna rise up and shock Katherine Heigl--mark my words. I know I’ve got at least one more title run in these mitts yet, and I’m punching my way through Katherine to prove it!” Heigl in scarlet Victoria’s Secret push up and panties, white glove--VS Body Saddle ominously at ringside awaiting the KO of Richards. Denise in vibrant baby blue bikini, blonde hair, white gloves--slender body comparatively hard as girls touch’em up midring.

During R1: Heigl big and relaxed, stepping Denise down behind a thudding, shocking jab to the head and upper chest. Richards baffled by the punch--Katherine stepping it in with so much authority, it’s landing like a power punch--moving Richards out of her stance and backing her up, Denise attempting to rally, hold her ground and bang back with rigid left/right roundhouses: Heigl simply covers dukes-at-temples, leans into this stuff, blocking on her creamy shoulders and brawny biceps, then digging a hook to ribs or muscular right hand to chest to bump Richards back outside. By the final minute, Denise is disheveled, staring from face-poke--Kathy jabbing, then pushing Richards hard in her shoulders, really steering smaller woman around at the bell, Denise visibly shaken back to her corner, already puffing from Heigl’s thudding touch.

R2: Heigl continues to walk Denise down--Katherine stepping off the ring, piecing out her jabs, breaking Richards down methodical. Kathy will pulverize, then rudely palm-shove D rough in her shoulders, scattering Richards out of her stance--Denise frowning at the treatment, just getting HANDLED in there, Richards so damn stubborn though--unleashing brawny lefts and rights with good pop, but telegraphing: Heigl just covering up, leaning into it, absorbing t on her guard and arms, then punching her way forward once again. Denise shaken by a short right cross on her chin as she’s backpedaling; hurt once again by a clouting hook on the mouth late--Kathy sends Richards back to her corner frazzled through 2.

R3: Richards spitting jabs as she retreats with a snarl, then loads up to swing away at Kathy’s paunch: good scoring blows finally get Heigl’s attention, but don’t slow the Krusher express. Heigl punishing Richards for every uprising--just pulverizing D when the girls trade, and when Richards steps away to regroup? Taller girl hammers away that jab while stepping forward--just booming left hands dropping from Heigl’s shoulder, landing with jarring force. Richards in trouble time and again--she reaches in around Kathy’s waist, breathing hard: Heigl standing tall, keeps hips back and swings either hand against Richards svelte chassis, bashing away under Denise’s outstretched arms ‘till ref’s break.

R4: Kathy fighting downhill--just a big ol’ snowball building up inexorable momentum as Richards retreats around the ring. Jab smashing against Denise’s face, buckling her knees--or taking her with thump in the upper chest--Richards moved by almost everything Heigl tosses her way. Denise SO competitive however, always trying to step back in some sort of order, set her feet and walk Heigl into little tempests of lefts and rights. Paunch-work at least scoring on Kathy, forcing her to take the odd deep breath--but Richards unable to hold her ground or back Heigl up. Midway through, Denise swinging at Heigl’s smooth gut comes off the body and BEATS KATHY TO HOOKS! Heigl clipped and clipped majestically--she stares for a moment before legs give way, sending her reeling sideways to ropes in delayed reaction, JUGG! Denise pouncing, letting her hands GO to rack--Katherine bleating in amazement as her prize-winning bosom is rudely pancaked. Heigl extending arms to shove the gnat away and D LANDS RIGHTY! Big, swinging overhand right claps Kathy upside the head, over her outstretched arms--HEIGL’S KNEES GIVE WAY! Kathy too big and strong to go down--knees beeeennnnd, but straighten--she tilts forward behind her gloves. SHELLACKING BEATDOWN! Denise Richards BELTS away--feet spread wide--lefts and rights clouting rigidly from ready position at D’s chest as she smashes at Kathy’s ears, hammering away past the guard. Heigl’s hands droop as her jaw lines get stroked--Kathy’s head jolting to-and-fro, snapping back--eyes glassy, lips oarted as she totters from one foot to the other near the Krusher corner. AND THE~REF STEPS IN! Good Lord--TKO4 I shocking fashion--Denise-freakin’-Richards!!!

After: Heigl spellbound, cut I her mouth, staring, out on her feet as referee cuddles her into ropes for support--Richards makes a late bid for Upset of the Year as she HAMMERS favored Heigl into submission. “Never count me out,” a badly lumped up Denise trumpets I post fight, positively GLOWING with triumph. “I knew she’d come out gangbusters, but that fat body of hers can’t sustain pace. I just let her spend up some money then I turned on her the second I saw her slowing down. If I hear her crying about a quick stoppage, I’m going to come over to the Krusher gym and slap her face! That was no quick stoppage--that was the referee saving Katherine Heigl when she couldn’t save herself!

AND RICHARDS ISN’T DONE! Blubbering Heigl only dimly aware that she’s made to stand and accept her own saddle upon her back--D taking great pleasure in cinching up the belly straps and buckling Kathy in snug. Richards mounts up all smiles--kneeling onto Katherine’s hip pads as sulking Heigl learns into the heavy shoulder straps, spluttering in indignation. Taking long strands of blonde hair as reins. Denise urges Kathy forward at a canter--Heigl’s jugs a-jumpin’ as she’s forced to trot the perimeter. Richards loving every jiggling moment of it--feeling all that big blonde horsepower between her legs obviously a thrill for D as she milks Heigl’s humiliation for all it’s worth.

Reposted by Archer 6/29/10.