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17 November 2006 Kelly Clarkson vs Kelly Ripa

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PARTIAL REPORT

Originally posted by Simguy on 11/17/2006, 6:08 am

Clarkson in purple bikini

Kelly in green bikini

KO3 Clarkson

Emphatic decisive proof that Kelly Ripa is simply too light and emaciated at this point to hold off little sluggernauts like Ms. Clarkson.

K-Rip was ince a feared boxer/puncher, with a right hand that could hurt bantamweights, and a jab that could create openings for Ripa’s follow-on power. At 105, she’s got the stamina she needs, but as a series of defeats to Eva Longoria (in boxing, and on apartment carpet) have shown. Kelly lacks the stopping power she had at 110-155. And stopping power is definitely what she needed against rambunctious Clarkson, as Kelly C simply bullied Kelly R to ropes, and subjugated her in the most brutal, efficient way possible. Three rounds of bashing, clubbing head and body blows put Ripa on her face out cold, putting a spring in Miss Clarkson’s step as KC hopped happily away from blonde rubble.

Reposted by Archer 7/23/09.