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17 Oct 2008 Yvonne Strahovski Vs Mary Elizabeth Winstead

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Mary Elizabeth Winstead vs Yvonne Strahovski pt1

Posted by simguy on 10/17/2008, 7:36 am


Before: Yvonne drawing a lot of press for her training camp prowess: young blonde a wonder at the pads, a dazzling shadow boxer - runs a blistering 5k - jumps rope like a circus performer: the potential is clearly evident. "I just hate that Mary stopped me," Yvonne says with a rueful smile in prefight. "With my body and talent, I should be fighting with Kaley and Erica right now - but I've got this little anklebiting nuisance holding me back. It's like a Ferrari trapped behind a clapped out pick-up, you know? It's so frustrating for me, because I know Mary's destined to be a footnote in the whole Yvonne Strahovski story. I just want to pass her already!" Winstead rolling her eyes as she approaches the mic. "Why do blondes always think they're Ferraris?" Mary quips. "All I see is a pimped-out Yaris! No, seriously -Yvonne's a great talent - I'll give her that - but she needs to learn to crawl before she can walk, let alone run. That's where I come in. I'll be happy to put this girl on her knees as many times as it takes for her to get this crawling thing down pat!" Mary in bright yellow bikini; white gloves; punching ponytail with bangs. Yvonne in black Calvin Klein two piece cotton undies; black gloves; hair in loose twisty-bun with wispy blonde strands framing face.

During R1: Mary out mitts at temples, looking to encroach: Yvonne lights her up proper. Strahovski in loose crouch - hands low and relaxed: every time Mary steps into range - Yvonne gets off vicious/quick - tattooing her brunette up and down with gatling gun combos. Pre-emptive, rapid licks keep Mary covered up: Yvonne sidestepping, prowling around after getting off - her cheeks flushed, eyes blazing. Late the round - Mary still edging her way forward: Yvonne feints, dips, steps in, splits Mary's guard with a clipping, short right uppercut. Winstead instantly wobbly butt - stumbling backwards all eyes blinking, lips parting. Big smile Strahovski as she romps bell to bell, hurting Mary to send Winstead limping back to port.

R2: Mary continues to come forward behind a tight earmuff: Yvonne continues to pre-empt her with rattling combinations. Gorgeous stuff - blonde twitching off 3 punch combos, biting her way up-torso on Mary to finish with clapping clout against her skull. Yvonne prowling to either side - stepping out to create distance: her legs are outclassing Mary's simple come-forward stepping. Winstead paying a heavy price to work Yvonne's ribcage - but willing to do so: stubborn brunette lands her first thumping, workmanlike blows in exchange for a savage waxing in return. Strahovski walking to her right after getting off: left hand dangling at her side, right at her chest as she scowls over her left shoulder, sizing Mary up for more.

R3: Mary continues forward: Yvonne continues to get off first, fists blazing away in combination, then stepping aside to turn her brunette. Winstead edging in to place the odd thudding body shot into Strahovski's sleek ribs - but it's Yvonne's show. Strahovski showing a stamping, straight lead right; swatting lather from her hips; right uppercuts; double left hooks CHUP! CHUP in Mary's body, followed by the crisp pivot-left. Nifty step-outs, feints, and parries - Yvonne oozing athleticism. When she walks to her right, she scowls sexy over her left shoulder at Mary, assessing the damage done. Pretty sweet - Yvonne beating the bottoms off Mary through 3.

R4: More Yvonne going to town; more Mary grimly forward, gritting her teeth, staying covered up, and trying to dig at rib when she can. Winstead dutiful if unspectacular: hands at her temples, elbows in close to her body - she'll dip close, chop at Strahovski's waist and chest, always keeping the elbows in during delivery. Yvonne depending on her quickness and footwork to stay safe - she's generally got her hands low - especially negligent with her dangling left - she's simply bounding out of range whenever Mary looks to work. Strahovski's combinations rule the day: she's tearing up the Winstead torso, cashing in on chin in murderous 3 and 4 punch sequences. Bell: hot-sexy swagger from Yvonne as she grins into her corner, eyebrows raising as if to say "How 'bout that, lads?"

R5: More Yvonne. Winstead's lower lip puffy, eyes swelling - still she trudges forward, refusing to wilt. Strahovski more than willing to accomodate - walking Mary in, then assaulting her. Strahovski digging at Mary's waist - sticky lefts and rights gouging in on paunch, then bouncing off - blonde really getting in there succulent. Right uppercut's a weapon for Strahovski - punching Mary's head back off her gloves; clean-up hooks catch Mary before she can earmuff back up. Yvonne's pace just too much - she's walking briskly to either side after scoring; she's crisply in on Mary, rapidly dousing her, then darting away from her. Winstead plodding in comparison - getting all touched up through 5 as Yvonne proves a Ferrari in the first half.

 

Strahovski/MEW conc.

 

Posted by simguy on 10/17/2008, 7:37 am

R6: One little word makes all the difference for Mary: "Jab". Winstead with a hammer-drop poke from her earmuff - just chopping it onto Yvonne's face: Strahovski finally unsettled as Mary knocks at pate. Winstead able to step in with her right hand, really tucking it up in under Stravhovski's left breast: blonde grimacing, covering up for the first time as Winny's able to work. Mary gets close, chops away lefts and rights with that economical, elbows-in stroke: she's finally getting volume on Yvonne as Strahovski goes defensive. Also there for Mary: hammer-drop right hands in close, Mary leaning in to get 'em short - cleanly placing 'em over Yvonne's low left.

R7: Two way action - Yvonne determined to crush the uprising: Mary still stepping forward dukes up, elbows in. Strahovski baring her teeth, grunting as she rips her hardest right/lefts across Mary's tight waist: Winstead grimacing, taking - then looking to chop back in kind at her tormentress. Yvonne giving ground, but walking Mary into harm: blonde right uppercut off the right foot really catching Mary, splitting her mitts, punching her head back. It's a difference-maker: Yvonne able to land that punch, pivot-round, then re-initiate - slowly imposing her will throughout the round.

R8: Mary just so stubborn! She's forward again - same measured pace: Yvonne looking slightly unnerved as Winstead keeps mounting steady pressure. Mary's chopping punches continue as she knocks her way in behind the jab, then hacks at her blonde. Strahovski now being struck cleanly along her jawlines, smote across her breasts, dug up along her waist. Mary in close, dips her right shoulder and chips short, six-inch right uppercuts, mopping up with hooks: Yvonne getting pasted in the exchanges, starts to unravel. Minute and a half in, Strahovski staggers away from punishment - mouth open, eyes bleak: she's wobbly-butt, disheveled. Mary quickens her stepping pace a smidge - walking Yvonne down, chopping a short right to jaw, then picking her up jagged, short left uppercuts 2 and 3 at a time. Yvonne reeling down the stretch, flabbergasted at Mary's constant leather: Winstead stays on her, hounding blonde prey. Ropes: Yvonne sitting in cables, legs in wide A-frame, torso bent forward as she tries to slip incoming: Mary looming atop her, teeth bared as she chops, hacks, chips, scrubs away and YVONNE GOES DOWN! Exhausted blonde drops to hands and knees, panting - she beats the count at the bell, but Mary's smiling huge, hopping on the spot with her hands at her sides.

R9: Strahovski discouraged, wilting: Mary quickly at her with that same gnawing, relentless, workmanlike approach. Yvonne sliding along ropes to her right, ducking and rolling, but getting batted down: blonde psychologically in rout - just trying to leg out the minutes. Mary paralleling course and speed - keeping Yvonne against ropes, stepping-with and hooking at her tummy, then her tits. Right uppercuts flow off the hooks, clipping Yvonne's head back; left hooks swat to chin off right uppercuts; chopping right hands follow the hooks. Crowd screaming as Yvonne's ragged retreat sees her slide from one corner to the next: blonde just miserable - not always being struck clean, but suffering under a constant beat of brunette punches. Midway through, Mary squares away, palming Yvonne's shoulders to stack her upright, then dippin'-n'-diggin' at close quarters, tucking under the line of blonde breasts. Yvonne's head bobbling, mouth open - she's making breathy little gurgling noises, helpless under the onslaught. More punches, more pushing - Mary grinning as she's got her girl slumping forward butt-in-ropes, face-in-gloves. Mary tucks digging right hands up into Yvonne's left flank, just behind the tricep; short rips sounding out PIK! PIK! PIK! and THE REF STEPS IN! Woozy Yvonne breaks down into tears as she's hugged to safety against the ropes: hardworking TKO9, Mary Elizabeth Winstead!

After: How many times do we have to say it with Mary? Determination trumps class as Mary overcomes a huge 5 round blonde lead to overhaul and wear down her talented young rival. Strahovski unconsolable: Mary's ruining everything, continuing to stymie blonde ambitions as Yvonne just can't get past. "That was tough," a happy, but well touched-up Mary grins in postfight. "After 5 rounds of eating leather, my guys were like 'uh...Mare? You planning to get off any time soon, because..." you know? She was just too fast early, but I totally stuck with my gameplan, because I knew each time I hit her in the body, those legs of hers would wilt just a little bit. By the second half, I was trading evenly with her, and I'll take that, because mentally I know I'm stronger. Yes, she's got a great body, great wheels, but you know what? It's what's in here (taps heart), and here (taps temple) that makes all the difference in here (gestures to ring). Guess the ol' Ferrari just ran out of gas!" When asked about a hypothetical Kaley Cuoco fight in the wake of this triumph, Mary grinned, shrugged and said: "We'll see!"

 

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