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17 October 2008 Elisha Cuthbert vs Jamie Lynn Sigler

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Posted by Simguy on 10/17/2008, 7:32 am

Before: “I’ve sparred with Jamie Lynn before,” Elisha relates in pre-fight,” and I’ve always told her that she needs get herself in shape if she wants to fight in primetime. Well, credit where credit is due--girl’s gotten herself Hewitt-hips under control and she’s lookin’ good. Good enough to knock f out!” Sigler similarly rambunctious--doe-eyed cutey reputed to be a decent gun-platform, but she’s starting pretty near the top of the food chain for the type. “I put feelers out for a Scarlett Johansson fight--but she was obviously a little spooked and opted for the easy way out with Porky Kim. Elisha’s a truly confident blonde, and she didn’t hesitate to get a deal done, so I’m happy to slug with her. You guys have probably seen video of me duking it out on Miami beaches--I’ve definitely been holding my own and I’m ready to give the FCBA another shot.” Sigler in black bikini; hair wet, slicked back into a fight bun; white gloves. Cuthbert in violet bikini; white gloves.

During R1: Sigler leans in, test the Cuthbert chin a fine right hand early. D-lish walks through it, bounces a clubbing assortment of rights and lefts off Sigler’s chest, pecs and biceps, backing brunette up. Jamie steps-right, jabbing Elisha’s left eye; leans in to stroke blonde another firm right cross. Cuthbert forward--looking: she takes Jamie heavily in midsection, driving JLS to the ropes. Elisha reaches in under Jamie’s arms--curvy legs stamping to drive brunette deep to ropes: now they’re fighting on Cuthbert’s arms--curvy legs stamping to drive brunette deep into the ropes: now they’re fighting on Cuthbert’s terms. Grinding tummy-to-tummy-Elisha squishing Jamie, then tucking punches into her. Sigler soaks, then squirms to wedge her elbows deep inside Elisha’s arms, reversing clinch and turrrrrning Cuthbert into ropes. Sigler digs at blonde paunch--both arms pumping--then up-torso to pummel those jugs: Cuthbert momentarily stunned as Jamie’s proving solid. That’s the way of it--tummy-to-tummy clinches as girls take turns reversing each other into ropes, then doling out simple-minded punishment.

R2: Both beauties hungry for more: initial slugging midring sees Cuthbert continues to gobble Sigler right hands, then answer back in clubbing volleys to make good any debts owned. Jamie surprisingly compact--she’s not reaching behind herself to swing--punches coming off her shoulders, fists always in front of her, delivering short, tidy clout. Girls body up with pushing clinches--each trying to stay off the ropes: left hands palm the opposing rightside lats/armpit; left shoulders push in on straining chests while right hands thump away on left hips and flanks. Hard body blows all around--girls straining in the grasp, bashing away on flank, or jamming up underneath to tuck into squirming paunch. As fight drifts to ropes, more traditional clinching takes place as girls embrace--each trying to get arm position in underneath to reverse the opponent into ropes.

R3: Crowd-pleasing pace continues: both girls getting hit at a good clip--both eager to answer and come forward. Midring--Sigler doubling the jab to Elisha’s face, then stepping-to and hooking her breasts a thick wallop. Elisha answering--pumping her jab to Sigler’s face; stepping in to hook brunette paunch a thumping stroke. Clockwise rotation as girls continue to light each other up--slow spiral in together, leading to energetic, squirmy clinches with thumping right handed slugging in close. Elisha able to drive Sigler to ropes late, keep her pinned down and punished. Cuthbert showing veteran savvy, tossing the odd dirty-boxing shoulder into Sigler’s mouth as the girls struggle in mutual embrace.

R4: Signs of Elisha imposing her will. She’s coming forward fairly consistently now--still eating too many jabs/right hands off her face--but Jamie unable to parlay her scoring blows into effective momentum. Cuthbert happy to slug-with at medium distance--pugnacious blonde crouching forward, trading head and body shots, stepping Sigler back. Midway through, Elisha shakes off a Sigler right hand, receipting it with a clouting left/right to chin: Jamie backs into ropes all dewy-eyed, lips parting. Cuthbert pushing-in, bodying up, but staying on top: Sigler unable to re-clinch and reverse Elisha into ropes as before. Elisha fighting off Jamie’s chest, working her over: tummy, ribs, tits, pecs, flanks, arms all bashed in compact fashion, Sigler drained, mouth breathing: she’s pushing and bumping for room, then picking Cuthbert up some good licks, but brunette falling off the pace as blonde imposes her will.

R5: Jamie’s been effective midring with straight punches--she tags D-lish coming in again, buckling blonde knees at long last. Elisha folding forward slightly, clearly stricken: Jamie able to reload, drive another right hand clan to jaw over Elisha’s left shoulder, Cuthbert rocked--she staggers forward, passing Jamie’s left flank: brunette turns, eyes wide with sudden hope--following stunned blonde into ropes. Sigler squaring away, pounding at Elisha’s chest and biceps: brunette doing well with her weight forward. Getting off muscular and smooth. Cuthbert grimacing under heavy thump--she rallies, starts slugging back: crowd roaring as girls trade chin-checks and loud beefy whacks, Sigler on top--using a good brawn shoulder in Elisha’s chest to jostle and bump her blonde: Cuthbert steadily out-hit as Jamie stays busy, trading leather and getting the better of steady exchanges. Bell: both girls stills swinging--ref forced to take a hand.

R6: Elisha doubles up the stubby jab, then steps back in to hook Jamie’s gut: Sigler groaning, folding forward behind her mitts and backing away without an immediate receipt. Elisha able to come forward, bobbing en route, thrusting out the poke--then she’s stepping in, landing thick hooks or right roundhouses to Sigler’s suddenly suspect gut. Jamie hits ropes in distress: Elisha quickly in, reaching under brunette arms, chesting her ferociously to ropes, then bludgeoning her. Cuthbert so strong attack on the apron: legs stamping, buttocks ringing as she pushes into Jamie to smother and control her; digging, pumping punches tuck into Sigler midsection as Elisha’s bodying up. Cuthbert pushing off and opening up at times--letting her hands go in swinging volleys as she leans forward, smashing away at flanks, chest, jaw and temples. Sigler under constant threat--covering up to take, then trying to answer back. She’s still hitting Elisha, but blonde won’t be punched off her position, Cuthbert flushed with excitement, staggering all butt-angry back to her corner: Jamie winching, clearly wearing down at this point.

R7: Sigler lines Elisha up for another right hand: Jamie able to find blonde chin or temple but doing less and less damage as Cuthbert continues to wade in. blonde hooks to the body more than answer Jamie’s rights: Sigler cringing, covering up and backing away, lips curling off teeth in pain. Elisha grinning, loading up on right roundhouse and hurling them against Jamie’s tired ribs: plucky brunette’s finally getting outgunned, sustaining heavy shelling from relentless blonde. Sigler collapsing to ropes, eyelashes fluttering: too much Elisha coming at her, constantly piling on. Jamie Lynn resorts to purely defensive clinches--tying up behind Elisha’s elbows for ref’s breaks, After official pushes Cuthbert back, she’s immediately back on all bright-eyed with fresh aggression. Jamie cranky, bytchy, starting to take a one-sided beating: good smart clinches allow wilting brunette to make t to the finish line,. During the break, ref asking Jamie if she’d like to continue; she’s ferocious in the affirmative.

R8: Jamie’s heart telling her to fight: legs, arms,. Torso starting to quit however. Ropes: Sigler under fire--she’s sliding to her right, covered up earmuff, Elisha stepping-with, pouring it on: young blonde just feeling her oats, helping herself here, swinging lusty at all things Jamie Lynn. Pounding lets and rights beat at Jamie’s head and shoulders as she’s tipping forward; Sigler rallies, comes up with a left uppercut to the inside of Elisha’s shoulder, then trades blunt, short right hands to chin inside. Sigler punches back into the ropes--Cuthbert just too determined tonight, fighting her way through considerable brunette resistance to impose herself. Punches pound into Jamie’s rack--stamping, criss-cross lefts and rights, beating Sigler into stupor. Jamie sitting in ropes, head lolling--she’s becoming helpless--stooping forward with guard drooping, just taking punches, Elisha revving up--bouncing a right off Jamie’s hairline; a left off Sigler’s left cheek. Jamie Lynn in full swoon when the ref steps in, rescuing her from needless punishment and an all-expenses paid trip to the canvas. TKO8, Cuthbert.

After: Elisha all banged up, but upbeat feisty blonde loves a good slugfest. “She cam to fight, no doubt about it,” Cuthbert says of plucky Jamie, “Rung my bell, kept punching, didn’t quit--she’s really pulled herself together. I was way too much for her of course--that’s obvious--but if she gets a Jennifer Love Hewitt or Scarlett Johansson or even a Rachel or Neve fight? Don’t write Jamie off--she’s ready for those girls.”

Reposted by Archer 10/3/10.

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