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18 Apr 2003 Alyson Hannigan vs Jennifer Love Hewitt

Page history last edited by Dradis 14 years, 11 months ago

Originally posted by Simguy on 4/18/2003, 9:02 am.

 

Jennifer in pale blue push up, navy boy cut trunks

Alyson in red bandeau bikini top, low ride bottoms.

KO6 Hewitt

 

Has the ham-handed hype gotten to Hewitt's pretty little head? She lays into Hannigan like Alyson's just been caught necking with Jen's boyfriend and after six blistering heats, a badly battered Aly H can take no more. Pundits counsel caution to the usually chinny Hewitt: so far, she's not listening.

 

Hewitt has always been known as a boxer, and maybe that's where she's gone wrong in the past. Certainly Hannigan came in with little respect and even less preparation for a free-swinging Hewitt and from the opening bell, a beleaguered Alyson was forced to fight for her life or be overwhelmed. The first was scored 10-8 without the knockdown as Hewitt's reckless assault had Hannigan suffering along the ropes. Cut and busted up after a disastrous first - Alyson made a mental note to fire her chief scout.

 

From then on, a resolute Alyson H fought a determined holding action, winning her fair share of minutes and rounds with pesky hooks to body, breasts and chin, the stubby straight right hand and an educated jab. Hewitt did box in spots, usually to regroup after a wild charge, or to make Hannigan miss with slick head movement, but for the most part, Jen kept the pressure on and her fists flying, tearing it up to Hannigan's shopworn face and aching ribcage. In the end, Jen's scissor-jab had Alyson stooping forward in a daze, vulnerable to a chin-clipping right uppercut and capping hook on the right eye. Aly H would take an 8 count off the knockdown and slump against the ropes, dukes up in hopes of riding out the storm. It was not to be. Straight right hands and wide hooks bloodied Hannigan's nose, rocked her head back and to the side with enough violence to justify the stoppage. KO Krazy Hewitt runs another flyweight out of the ring and she's not shy about lobbing up names like Mish, Packard, Danes, Hayek, Liu, and Portman - at least until management can get her away from the camera in postfight.

  

Reposted by Archer on 5/2/09

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