Originally posted by Simguy on 4/19/2003, 9:002 am,

Milano gold tankini

Naomi in navy bra, boy cut trunks.

Sheffield, England

KO1 Milano

You just never know what to expect from Alyssa Milano. Outgutting and outslugging Dani Fishel in one fight, she'll inexplicably cower and punk against an unknown soap slugger next. Consistently crowd pleasing either way, the 'devastating' version of Milano would make the trip to Sheffield, handing Naomi Watts one of the most savage beatings Boxing's seen all year.

Wasting no time, Milano expertly weaved Naomi's jab and chin-checked the willowy blonde with free-swinging lefts and rights. Hammering Watts to the ropes, Alyssa bent into a Tua-esque right hand, putting Naomi out on her feet and sitting her helpless in the ropes. Cue controversy. Standing well to Alyssa's right, the ineffectual referee ordered a verbal halt to the slaughter, but did nothing to physically enforce the stoppage. Overcome with bloodlust, Alyssa muscled up, clocking away left/right against Naomi's slumbering face, helping herself to the remains of Watts' fragile beauty. Back and forth the blonde's head lolled about on its limp neck until FINALLY, members of Watts' own corner charged in to rescue their girl. An incongruous end to the barbarous proceedings occured when adoring fans lobbed stuffed animals and flowers into the ring: Alyssa parading and blowing kisses; Naomi being loaded onto a stretcher.

Reposted by Archer 5/2/09