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18 April 2003 Elisha Cuthbert vs Tiffany Thiessen

Page history last edited by Archer844 12 years, 11 months ago

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Posted by Simguy on 4/18.2003, 9:09 am.

Before: Fight negotiated before Tiff’s new management deal, but Thiessen views it as a solid step in the right direction. “I’m going to christen my new business arrangement with this tomato,” beams Tiffany. “Time for Elisha to learn her place.” Cuthbert up for the challenge--she’s fought tough since joining the Krushers, obviously benefiting from proximity to some of the sport’s great blondes. “I’ve learned a lot from Charlize and Brittany--just from being in the dame gym. It’s like going to school every day, not just training.” Elisha in tawdry pink thin-strap tank top and panties from “Old School”, Tiffany in similar pale blue tank and panties.

During R1: Both girls throw the same change-up early. Expected to shoulder-up and rumble, ladies step around educated jabs, exploring each other with feints and range finders. Classy stuff--Thiessen a bit more polished, able to hook off her jab and get ton jug on occasion, stepping in and out on Elisha to control tempo.

R2: Cuthbert muscles up, sweeping an overhand right over Tiff’s jab, clanging to chin and backing the brunette up, Systematic drubbing handed out--E going at the Thiessen midriff with pumping lefts and rights, then standing up into the glorious rack with thudding uppercuts. Tiff grimacing, constantly stacked up on the strands--she’s sliding to her left, but ‘Lishy’s stepping with and keeping the pressure on Sturdy bell to bell from Elisha puts an exuberant smile on her face as she hops back to her corner.

R3: Elisha banging away with joyous right hands up top--Thiessen getting clobbered upside the head, pout wobbly butt and forced to clinch for breaks, Tiffany lowering her head, stands her ground and draws Cuthbert into sweaty trench  warfare as girls go cheek to cheek at the minute mark, Bruising close-in trade--both girls just shrugging nice tight licks into one another’s prize jugs, then picking up the chin with the same hand. Both dipping the shoulder and burying hooks to tummy, taking turns backing each other up in grudging, hardhearted exchanges, Bell sounds--ref has to break up the torrid work as neither girl wants out.

R4: Tiffany goes to the wrap, tying up ‘Lishy’s right arm under brunette left, stepping back to blonde forward and jamming away righty to the jugs. Cuthbert’s face tightening in pain as her rack is savaged--Tiffany tugging and slugging without mercy in early going. Cuthbert eventually extricates herself, nestling in mouth-on-shoulder with Thiessen to continue the grinding work of attrition toe to toe. Once again, girls oblivious to the bell--ref has to pull ‘em apart and send ‘em to their corners.

R5: Tiffany starts strong with a determined bombardment of Elisha’s waist--just stepping-to her blonde shoulders hunched, nice short thumping blows, fists bouncing off taut tummy. Cuthbert beaten in a random path of retreat, but it all turns around after the first minute, Elisha stepping back, starts walking Tiff into chin-checking uppercuts, blonde getting off, stepping back, getting off again as brunette gets ragged. Wobbly-butt Tiff staggering forward to clinch, but Elisha won’t have it--blonde sidesteps. Wallops a sweeping right to the back of Tiffany’s head from the side and sends Thiessen stumbling forward to her knees, face-first in the ropes! Tiff up quick, but jazzed with punishment--Cuthbert brawny as she surges in after 8. E cleaning up Brittany Daniel-style--teeth clenched, feet wide, shoulders and arms jerking it hard to body band jug as Thiessen sinks ransacked into the ropes. Ref has to pull a snarling blonde off her prey--Tuff Tiff looking well-used after 5.

R6: Elisha’s tearing into Tiffany without restraint, walking Tuff Thiessen down, banging away right hands and hooks, backing her up at will. At the ropes--groaning Tiff trying to tie up and get the breaks--Elisha head down, working hard, taking it right to the older woman’s gut and bulging rack, Thiessen either stumbling away or fumbling to hold--nothing’s coming back as blonde romps to bell to bell.

R7: E just pouring it on--wading into Tiffany, initiating, forcing a glum retreat and walking her girl down. Cuthbert glowing with confidence, heads up, hands down as she marches into the voids created by Tiffany’s sullen withdrawls,  On the inside, Elisha’s nice and compact. Keeping her forehead on Tiffany, shoulders rotating, hands plundering cushy brunette midriff, world-class melons and clipping chin whenever it’s available. Tuff T’s looking shopworn, badly disheveled after another blonde shutout.

R8: Elisha wont be denied and she won’t let up. She strides in, banging away right hands to the skull--Tiff turning away and staggering boozy to the ropes as blonde bashes away to temple. At the ropes, ‘Lishy gets big, head on Tiff’s chest, hands pushing the brunette’s biceps back, then just dig-dig-digging to the goodness beneath, Tiff’s eyes fluttering--she’s reaching around Elisha’s arms to her back, trying to smother, but it’s not working--Cuthbert just heaping more and more leather into punished brunette torso. End of the first minute--’Lishy stepping back, letting Tiff fall into punches--blonde picking brunette up exquisitely with right and left uppercuts tits and chin. Thiessen numb, stumbling forward and SHE SLIDES TO THE CANVAS! Tiff rolls over BUT CAN’T GET UP! Glorious KO8 Elisha Cuthbert.

After: Cuthbert bouncing in joy as a ruined Tiff Thiessen can’t get off her back! Close bitter scrap until some thunderous Cuthbert punching put Tiff in the deck in the fifth. Thiessen never in it again as Elisha piled up the minutes en-route to hard-working stoppage. Thiessen woozy on her stool, blubbering about a rematch in an overly loud voice--a haughty Elisha C stomps over and hauls a stupefied Thiessen to her feet for a showy walk of shame. Tiff’s head lolling, she’s crying freely and is obviously distraught--Cuthbert shouting “Here’s your rematch, tramp!” as she rounds the bases, Janet Jones shrugging her shoulders in mock helplessness--”What can I do?” she mouths, very tongue in cheek. After the subjugation of Tiff, a sweaty, satisfied Elisha leans over the top rope, looking down into a ringside camera, grinning “Hey Britney--where you at baby? Didja see me tonight? Baby that’s gonna be YOU real soon!”

Reposted by Archer 4/8/11.

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