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18 April 2008 Jenny McCarthy vs Jaime Pressly

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Posted by simguy on 4/18/2010, 8:48 am

 

 

BEFORE: "We never fought before because Jenny wasn't up to it a few years ago," Pressly shrugs, as if stating the obvious. "I've always been a top-3 girl my whole career: Jenny's been a piece of crap for most of hers. She's gotten herself together now - dropped some weight - sharpened her skills: she's not just another Mansion windmiller these days. NOW we can do business." McCarthy grinning, nodding throughout. "Unlike a certain little British skank," McCarthy teases in prefight, "Jaime Pressly's not just blowing smoke when she tells you how good she is: she's the real deal. And I haven't always been as committed to the sport as I am now, so I can see why are paths never crossed. But now, we gotta get this done. I look at Jaime as the Next Best Blonde out there, so I have to take care of her. It's about time!" McCarthy in scarlet bikini with big-ring connection at left hip; small red gloves; shoulder length bob. Pressly in royal blue bikini with white waistband; small white gloves; scrappy blonde fighting tousle.

During R1: Jaime pouncing-in, rejected early as McCarthy hangs back, triggers jabs like dug-in anti-tank fire. After a minute of repulsing Pressly attacks, Jenny goes over to offence - walking Jaime down, strapping her waistline/ribs carving right/lefts with palm-down delivery. Pressly frowning early - spends the last minute displaying her leg, hopping the perimeter to avoid further punishment.

R2: Same again - McCarthy wisely digging in, timing the Pressly Pounce, intercepting it with stiff, pounding jabs. Pressly reads it, backs off: SHE lures McCarthy forward - punching-with and beating Jmac to lefts and rights in swift-licking exchanges. Out-worked toe-to-toe by quicker-mitted Jaime - Mac steps it back outside, circling clockwise to put the jab back on. Pressly poked to face and chest, dictated to: attempted reprisals die on the end of Jenny's jab and short right hand as Mac stands-fast, punches accurately for points.

R3: Pressly confounded, scowling as she roams to her right: Jenny grinning - dukes up, walking her girl down, jabbing her into compliance. Mac closing to work the body in second minute: brutal hooks/plugging left hands dig at/bounce off Jaime's rock hard abs/chiselled ribs. Pressly hitting ropes, breathing hard and MAC WANTS RACK! Sudden jump-in commitment from McCarthy sees her chop like a maniac at Jaime's breasts. Pressly momentarily overwhelmed, but steeling up: she's able to answer back, swishing mitts side to side in blurring shoe-shine, scrubbing-up Mac's puppies, then sidestepping. Pressly over to offence late - jabbing Mac's mouth, then ripping sidearm rights to her flank: McCarthy retreating in good order, daring Jaime to test the jab-perimeter once more. Third straight round has McCarthy upbeat, grinning for the break.

R4: Girls edging in with jabs, then crowding close to hook: Mac outworks Jaime, punching her back outside to regroup. Mac stepping-to Jaime, making the fight: Pressly forced to the perimeter, roaming counterclockwise, eyes frowning for answers. McCarthy PUNISHING the Pressly midsection: Jenny ripping hooks/chopping in right hands above Jaime's left hip...Jmac trying to quiet those springy legs of Pressly. All Mac for two minutes - she bosses Jaime to ropes, looks righty up top...Pressly rolls it, answers back a bolo right uppercut off her right leg and JENNY'S SHOOK! McCarthy picked up hard to chin, knees a-knockin': Pressly over to offence. Withering chop-chop to waist as Jaime lets hands go - then she's hook-hooking up top, clobbering Jenny's ear. McCarthy reeling, hands at temples: Jaime grimly stepping-to, ripping left uppercuts off the left foot; tidying up swift right/lefts up top, then looking to mop up the body underneath Jenny's elbows. Mac's legs tested: Pressly pounds her girl late to steal the fourth. Mac smiling, waving her hand at her corner to assure them...but she's wobbly butt, disheveled en-route.

R5: Pressly's pounce reborn: she crouch-feints, then lunges in the lead right hand, catching Jenny's face before McCarthy can set. Lead right carries Jaime in close; she scours hooks across paunch, tearing at Jenny's belly, backing her up. Flurries to Jenny's jugs beat her breathless at ropes: Mac baring her teeth, keeping mitts at temples as Jaime savages rack. Jenny slugging her way off the apron: Jaime slides back, pivots left...she's got Jenny hurt, just pulling her by a string here. Midring - another pulsing, pouncing right hand lead from Jaime kicks Jenny's head back: McCarthy sputtering to ropes, knees buckling. Jaime festive upon Jenny's rack - humbling it with withering side to side shoe-shine...then cashing in sick hooks to liver, sitting Jenny in ropes. Mac groaning, trying to rally: she lunges forward hooking, trying for hurt; Jaime fades it in good shape, walking Jenny onto a short check-hook, stroking ear-to-chin. McCarthy reeling, stumbling past as Jaime pivots-left: Pressly curling back in, placing straight rights and lefts as she's storming forward, face-punching Jenny to far ropes. Right uppercuts off the right leg scrape Jenny upright: she's woozy, lips parted, eyelashes fluttering, hands drifting apart. Jaime shifts weight to left leg...samples liver via hook one more time...jerks left uppercut into humbled jugs...shifts weight to right leg, dipping to the right, jerking the right uppercut to chin. Jenny sags in ropes, swooning badly: hook off Jaime's right leg pulls across Jenny's mouth, loosening her terribly. Ref jumps in as McCarthy goes limp, her head lolling, hands gull-winging out to the side: Pressly chops in an insurance right to jaw just before official's in position. TKO 5 Jaime Pressly.

After: Respect from Pressly after the stoppage: she shakes Jenny's hand in the McCarthy corner; two blondes spend a moment chatting about the fight. "I had to get dramatic on her," Pressly smiles in postfight, face puffy from Jenny's punching. "She was tarting me up something terrible early - really outboxing me: I did not expect that from Jenny McCarthy. But I'm the best, most violent fighter in the division, and when Plan A's not working, my plan B's just as good. I think Jenny knows where she stands now: Jaime Pressly's just a whole different category of blonde!"

 

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