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18 April 2008 Reiko Aylesworth vs Jenny McCarthy

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Posted by simguy on 4/18/2008, 6:36 am

Before: "I didn't mean any disrespect," Reiko says of her threat to expose Jenny Mac in the ring, "I'm just saying I'm the better, more disciplined boxer, and I will take Jenny McCarthy apart in the boxing ring. She's a rough old girl - no doubt about it - but this isn't a street fight. Jenny can be beaten by class, and I'm going to show her what the sweet science is all about." Mac resting her cheek on her right fist, snoring deeply into the mic, "zzzzzzz...huh? Wha? Is she done? Okay - man: everytime some chick starts going on about how disciplined she is and what a hard worker she is, I just sort of zone out, you know? Listen: this is an easy, easy game. Power wins. It's just that freaking simple. Reiko wants to be cute with me: that's fine. I'll spot her a few rounds, then trap her, hurt her, and get her out of there. In case you haven't guessed, my name's Jenny McCarthy, and I love to fight: this chick doesn't have the heart to stand in with me." Jenny in steel-blue bikini with boy cut bottoms; white gloves. Reiko in maroon bikini with tie-side bottoms; hair in tight battle bun; black gloves.

During R1: Mac leading with her chin - walking in, swinging away hooks and right hands from her hips. Reiko eyes-wide, sliding back from blonde ferocity: brunette picking her spots - jabbing well, planting the odd well-timed right hand to Jenny's chin. Blonde sponges it up, answers back in volume - Jenny trusting her chin. Mac none-too-accurate - bouncing mitts off Reiko's prepared defences and shoulders, but Jenny so much busier; always coming forward; so much more aggressive - judges have to give her the nod.

R2: Reiko continuing to fight a conservative, safety-first style. Hands up, elbows in; sliding footwork away from Jenny, then pivoting to turn away from the ropes - pretty slick. Aylesworth moving her head inside her guard, slipping shots as well as blocking: she's making Jenny miss a good deal of the time. Reiko able to dig a firm left to Jenny's tight paunch; hook Jenny's chin inside Jenny's hooks; drop the odd tangy right short to chin. Reiko's left jab a sharp, straight poke - right hand held close to her face as she pumps no-nonsense stick. Mac wading through it, taking a pasting and scoring heavily to brunette flanks. Jenny busier, but aggression not always so effective as Reiko avoids the worst of it, does some clean scoring in spots.

R3: Mac still missing - but sheer vehemence of assault putting Reiko to flight. Aylesworth frowning - she's safe when she runs, but she's finding it hard to stand in and counter-off-the-block. McCarthy tightening up stroke - punching in bunches: Mac frequently putting one-twos together, then doubling up the hook tight, then leaning into the big right hand to finish. Aylesworth blocking the worst of it, but her back touches ropes for the first time tonight as Jenny imposes will.

R4: More pressure from Jenny. Mac busy and coming forward - but she's wily as well. Jenny occasionally feinting with the jab, setting up sneaky hooks 'round her girl's sturdy guard. Jenny digging lefts and rights to paunch - really lapping at brunette waist: she's forcing Reiko to punch back and engage in ruinous trading. Aylesworth not underpowered per-se, but Jenny's grinning back at her after Reiko pots clean right hands: Mac hittable, but apparently not hurtable as brunette fights in reverse bell to bell.

R5: Reiko upping her volume to compete: she hooks off the jab, turning her shoulder into it sexy, then beats Jenny to short right hands as both try to score in close. Reiko following Jenny as McCarthy steps back - brunette stomping strong on her lead (left) foot, planting herself for rich Mexican hooks in behind Jenny's right elbow. Mac's back hits ropes at times this round - Aylesworth's eyes narrowed as she steps-with, keeps the pressure on. Wonderful exchange at the ropes sees the girls slugging economically from tight crouches: Reiko outscores Jenny, ringing her jawlines again and again in brisk trade. Mac clearly and decisively outfought for the first time: Reiko's face very determined as she pumps her fist en route to her corner.

R6: Jenny the busier, risking more on the attack: she's driving Reiko back under heavy fire, but can't break brunette composure. Reiko very poised - hands up, chin tucked - she'll duck inside the arc of Jenny's shots, rolling with lefts and rights, then look to hack back at close range. Reiko bouncing her fists off Jenny's face, breasts and ribs: Mac finds a straight right up the middle and rakes Reiko hooks up and down her right side. Even trade - blistering stuff: Jenny able to take Reiko's punch; Reiko able to block or roll Jenny's shot without HAVING to take. Bell: Jenny bug-eyed at Reiko, slapping herself in the jaw, taunting brunette with sheer audacity.

R7: Jenny leading with the jab, punching Reiko's chest or thrusting at her face. Reiko parrying, trying to drop right hands in reprisal, fiercely looking for Jenny's chin. Brisk, classy stuff - very hard punching by both women as each covers up earmuff, slips and slides without giving up and inch of canvas. RIGHT HAND JENNY! Out of the melee - McCarthy leans in, pulling a fat right hand off her hip and PLOWING it true to chin: sickening head swivel, Reiko - knees give way as torso instantly lolls forward - she corkscrews into the matt even as Jenny's strutting past with hands held high. Blonde not even glancing down - it's a walk-off home run: KO7 Jenny McCarthy.

After: Reiko more than holding her own - fighting in spots with Jenny, managing the jailbreaks, containing Mac if not dominating her...and then it's over. Reiko gently put to her back by officials and slowly brought around - Jenny finally leaning into a howitzer drops Aylesworth for a conclusive finish. "NEXT!" McCarthy bleats from the corner ropes, shouting into the crowd: she may have been exposed in spots, but the big eraser covers up a multitude of sins tonight.