Posted by simguy on 4/18/2010, 8:58 am

BEFORE: Movie-star Kunis cashing in victory over Kristen Bell to get Champion Lacey C - but what about Chabert's big-jug hitting power at flyweight? "I'm not scared of Lacey's pop," Mila chirps in prefight. "As far as I'm concerned, I'm ready for anybody now - that includes the big punchers. I don't wanna be known as just a BELL-ringer: I want to be a well rounded fighter who people think of a legitimate title threat. If you're going to be that, you're going to have to deal with Lacey Chabert." Chabert scoffing at the notion of Mila ascendant. "I've blown the doors off Kristen Bell more times than I can count," Lacey shrugs at podium. "That Mila stopped her doesn't mean much to me. These so called "gamine-class" flyweights are all the same: quick n' shifty 'till they get hurt - and they ALL get hurt when they face me. Honestly guys: I don't see Kunis lasting much past the third round. Place your bets accordingly!" Kunis in black halter top; sporty stretch-felt boy cut black bottoms; small black work out mitts; ponytail with bangs framing face; short black boxing shoes with tassles. Lacey in white push up and panties; small white gloves; white shoes with white socks rolled down for ballistic look.

During R1: Mila roaming to her left, tassles tossing as she steps... she's looking to pepper Lacey jabs. Chabert crouching, arms crossed against body: she's looking to step into Mila with looping power to the body. Good first minute by Lacey morphs into ring control for Mila as Kunis' circles, patiently jabs Chabert into compliance. Final minute - Chabert mounting headlong rushes to steamroll Mila runs into a short right interceptor to chin: Lacey sputtering to all fours - up quickly, but shocked for a knockdown as Kunis catches her pretty.

R2: Mila steppin' left, poppin' the jab: she's marking Chabert up. Lacey in crossed-arm, bobbing/turning on the spot, slowly encroaching. Minute mark: Chabert steps in close, carrying the right thick to Mila's midriff: Kunis covers up grunting, shelled about her shoulders as Lacey bludgeons away. Mila slugged to ropes: she shows earmuff; Lacey reaches in, bodies up to wrestle apart the guard. Chabert on Mila down the stretch: busty brunette crowding/bumping/pushing off to pound the ribcage/waistline with both arms pumping. Mila grimacing, butt-in-ropes: she's ragged, breathing hard at bell.

R3: Lacey quickly into Mila with the swinging, step-in right to paunch: Chabert's follow-on lefts and rights clobber Mila to ropes. Lacey bodying up to secure Mila, then it's close-quarters tucking: Chabert lowering her head, using her shoulders to bump Mila into position, then pump-chugging both hands to body. Mila groaning - trying to tie-up and wrestle Lacey into ropes for freedom: Chabert too curvy-strong, smothering Mila against ropes time and again, then reducing her body. Bell: Lacey slugs an insurance right into Mila's unsuspecting gut - bringing ref in hot as Kunis whines in protest.

R4: Lacey hopping into Kunis via the right hand from crossed arm: heavy wallop punching Mila breathless; doubling her up; leaving her vulnerable to Lacey's bodying up tactics. Kunis rope-bound early - smeared and bullied by Lacey: Chabert reaching in under Mila's arms, pulling apart the guard, then rampaging to gut and ribs with both hands. Mila cringing - trying to squirt out to her left along ropes: Lacey tracks her, turning over palm-down, sidearm rights with the elbow out to the side, really chipping away at those ribs. Kunis unable to extricate herself: she eventually stands in the pocket, furiously shoe-shining back at Chabert's jugs as girls brawl toe to toe late.

R5: Lacey stepping in - Mila expecting the right to the body, accepts if flush upside the head instead: clever Chabert rings Kunis' bell, wobbling Mila's shapely legs early. Lacey easily able to wrestle stunned Kunis to ropes: Mila groggy, eyelashes fluttering, lips parted as she looks to fit Lacey for desperation right uppercuts. Ropes: Lacey really whirling in the hurt: lefts and rights pounding either flank/scorching paunch as Mila sags helpless against ropes. Lacey pushing Mila into cables - punching stubby at her head, or swinging lusty at the ribs: Chabert unleashing, really pitching at Mila now. Kunis yelping in pain when smote to her ribs - covering up face-in-gloves at times; punching back off her heels at others. Brutal beating mostly one-way - Lacey dominant in top position at ropes, pushing and punching to her heart's content, with only sporadic Kunis answers coming back. Down the stretch, fading Mila lifting a wan right uppercut with her left hand down at her lap: Lacey's overhand right crashes home, slumping Mila against ropes as her right hand sails. Kunis out on her feet, folds forward off the ropes as Lacey beats right hands against Mila's body. Kunis sprawling face down, out cold at Lacey's feet as seething Chabert is pushed back by ref. KO5 in bludgeoning fashion - Lacey Chabert.

After: Curvy Lacey retains her title with brute force... and some canny anti-boxer tactics. "Mila needs room to roam," Chabert shrugs in postfight. "I crushed her against the ropes - took her breath away: she just couldn't fight me under those terms. That's just the way it is with this girls: I'm too strong; I force myself on them, and there's nothing they can do about it!"