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18 April 2010 Kelly Brook vs Yvonne Strahovski

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Posted by simguy on 4/18/2010, 8:54 am

 

BEFORE: "It's definitely pay back time," Yvonne drawls in her Aussie accent - flanked by Blake Lively at podium. "Kelly had her fun at our expense, but you know what? Blake fought her tough and had her working hard: I'm proud of what my girl was able to do. But now it's up to me to finish what she started, and trust me: Kelly Brook's going to regret moving against us." Brook oozing confidence: doesn't look to be overly plagued by regret in prefight. "One down, one to go," Kelly grins. "Yvonne's a talented athlete, but she's fragile, and quite frankly, a lot of us have questioned her heart. She can't handle rough and tumble in the ring, and I'm about as rough as it gets. Ask Blake Lively." Kelly in Ultimo pink push up (hulking) and panties; small black gloves; hair loose n' tangly. Yvonne in grey/blue bikini; hair in slick high ponytail; small white work out gloves.

During R1: Yvonne brisk - hands up/palms out... left jab darting at Kelly's hairline, knocking at pate, then Straho straightens the left from the shoulder, stiff-arming Kelly in her jugs. Strahovski motoring clockwise - touching tits and head jabs: Kelly shows peek-a-boo, stooping forward behind her mitts. Yvonne immediately switching out wide - batting palm-down lefts and rights at Kelly's armpits/lats - PIK! PAK! PEK! of rapid-fire body blows sounds out from Kelly's body. Halfway point - Kelly tired of being touched up: she rushes headlong at Yvonne... both women step into drilling right hands and KELLY GOES DOWN! Brook clipped en-route - dropped to all fours... she's spellbound as snarling Yvonne stalks to neutral corner. Resume - Brook feisty off the canvas: denying Yvonne's finishing run with galloping left/rights against blonde midsection - chasing Strahovski off. Aussie stays outside, pumping the jab or stiff-arming those tits to keep her distance... Kelly coming forward aggressively, but getting picked up stiff.

R2: Yvonne quickly on top with the jab: stiff, quick pokes keeping Kelly's hands up in guard. Straho snarling/scowling as she gets off - pounding jabs against Brook's prepared defenses, then smudging those jugs. Brook turning, turning: Kelly doing a poor job cutting the ring off on leggy foe... Yvonne usually able to turn the flank, get her girl moving her feet.

R3: Similar stuff - Yvonne getting off first with the left hand, treating herself to pate or rack, then sidestepping. By the minute mark, Straho settling into boxing rhythm: right (back) ankle up off canvas; that left jab pumping in ones and twos; the odd straight right shafting into Kelly's rack. Angry Brook reprisals sweep air as Yvonne leaps away, circles right, then resumes clockwise rotation around the deft left. Down the stretch, Yvonne cockily dropping one-twos onto Kelly's mammoth jugs: Brook grinding her teeth, but unable to answer through 3.

R4: Yvonne steppin' left, eyes bright, lips pursed as she doles out the punishment. Tart, stinging jab dictating: Kelly turning, blocking it up top at times, only to be spurned to jug as Yvonne twists her fist into jug meat. Straho triggering lead, straight right hands to brace Kelly's jugs - stepping left while jabbing Kelly's face to prevent receipts. Brook lunging in frustration - paying for the practice midway through when Strahovski runs her onto a check-hook nice n' tight inside. Kelly's legs give a shimmy... she's stepping in fence-post holes - jugs a-jumpin: Yvonne leans in on front (left)foot - hook-hooks the midsection - leans onto right (back) leg to evade Kelly's hook; leans back in to kiss Kelly's lips a limber right cross. Yvonne pursing her lips as she drops right hands - baring her teeth or scowling when she pumps the left. Bell: brazen eye-contact from Strahovski - Kelly badly outpunched, lumping up through 4.

R5: Brace of jabs freezes Kelly up behind her mitts midring: Yvonne goes on a punching spree to jug - jotting away tasty straight one-twos in crisscross delivery. Kelly crying out, swinging lusty: Yvonne caught on her shoulder as she's rolling... bringing the fighters in close. Brook slugging well underneath - fitting both hands to Yvonne's stony abs: Strahovski grunting, but answering - feeding Kelly short left uppercuts to chin and choppy little rights. Kelly's weight of shot takes a bitter middle minute, but Yvonne's limber legs have the solution... blonde bops it outside, jabs at Kelly's face in cold-blooded fashion to restore order through 5. During the break - Brook grumpy, antagonized: both eyes puffy, and her jug-tops are hot-pink with punishment.

R6: Yvonne shuts Kelly out in coldblooded fashion: Brook with dukes at temples, turning on the spot, seemingly mesmerized. Straho moving and firing very rapidly: jabs peppering at Kelly's hairline and guard; ringing straight rights penetrating to mouth, or drilling those jugs. Rigid, palm-down lefts and rights carve at Kelly's armpits/lats whenever she's stooped far enough forward: Yvonne's chassis taut with effort when she's ringing Kelly up thus. Punishment gradually degrades Brook's form: Yvonne able to penetrate to rack for spanking one-twos; jab Kelly's face flush PIK-PAKs while circling clockwise. Bell: Brook busting up, stomping to her corner - sputtering with frustration; Yvonne all business, staying icy-focused. Icebag-on-jug a permanent sight in the Brook corner as Kelly's trainer tries to soothe those throbbing breasts.

R7: Tuff punching out of the forward aspect from Yvonne: weight on front (left) leg - she cranks left uppercuts into Kelly's sternum, bunching big Brit up with hurt. Pivoting 45 degrees left - Yvonne will jab Kelly's guard or face once or twice; trigger a sudden straight right off the shoulder; hook Kelly's jaw palm-down while pivoting left again. Brook getting pasted - small gloves clip-clap smacking her - punching her dizzy. Final minute sees Yvonne deploy straight, DOUBLE right hands down into Kelly's midsection. Brook gasping, backing away, face visibly distressed, buttocks wobbling at bell.

R8: Getting grim: Kelly's bleak with punishment, sluggish in her movements... Yvonne's still so cold-eyed and crisp. Typical Straho: Jab, jab - pivot left - jab, STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND - dip-n'-rip left uppercut to chin - pivot left - one-two stamp to jug - roll right with Kelly's desperate right - answer back right uppercut off right foot - push Kelly behind her right elbow while turning her right flank via limber pivot. Brook panting - head kicking back from constant touches - face grimacing when jugs are spurned, or body is dug up. Give Brook credit: she's put wobbly-butt at points, really sponging up some good shots - but she keeps her feet as Straho rolls to her 8th straight heat.

R9: "GUHHH!" Kelly groans: Strahovski's up into the solar plexus again via hoisting left uppercut. Yvonne so crisp and clean - sharp pivots-left setting her up on Kelly's right shoulder. Straight, stabbing punches predominate - Yvonne occasionally lapping at Kelly's flanks with those palm-down, carving rights and lefts - or working fish-hook left uppercuts to body and jug. Kelly sullen - blocking shots, turning: heartbreaking to see her flinching, gingerly stepping her way forward against Yvonne's tattooing assault. Blonde girl punches for another shutout - never once letting up or taking a minute off. Kelly blinking back tears at the bell; Strahovski stomping to her corner all angry-butt and swishing-ponytail.

R10: Double straight right hand lead punch-punches Kelly's head back, drives her to ropes: Brook VERY loose, momentarily draping on the strands all eyelashes fluttering. Yvonne into her brunette's tummy with the left hooks and uppercuts; stamping criss-cross to her girl's jugs: Kelly forms weary crossed-arm against her battered body, putting her puffy face on sale. Blonde taking what she wants, when she wants: Kelly battered - picked apart, but too proud to go. Brook weary, bobbing and rolling on a little patch of canvas at the ropes - just sponging it up from tireless Yvonne as Strahovski pours it on for the shutout. Comes back 10 rounds to 0: Yvonne Strahovski.

AFter: Jubilation in Strahovski's corner - Yvonne and Blake hugging it up, jumping around as big bad Brook is battered. Kelly punched almost unrecognizable tonight: Yvonne landing a hellish connect percentage over the last half as Kelly's form broke down. "I promised my fans, Blake, and myself, that Kelly would be beaten hard, " pronounced 'hahd' by excited Yvonne in postfight. "And a hard beating is exactly what she took. She's a bully, and a braggart - but tonight she got a dose of Lookout justice. Speed and legs trumped jugs and power tonight, and that's as it should be!"

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