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18 June 2011 Alana de la Garza vs Blake Lively

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Posted by simguy on 6/18/2011, 9:19 am

BEFORE: Alana's been one-half of some of the most beautiful fights in recent boxing history...how does Blake measure up? "I'm not impressed with Blake Lively," Alana shrugs in prefight. "She's got little-girl prettiness - not true allure like Olga, or Tricia had. I don't expect much fight from her either, to be honest: I'm stronger - far more experienced and confident - I'll toy with Blake for as long as she can stand it!" Lively on the cusp of greatness - big fights and big movies falling into place for the young blonde...but women like Alana still aren't acknowledging her. "Alana isn't aging gracefully," Blake contends at podium. "She's cutting me down because she feels threatened, and that's the first step on the long road to defeat. The cracks are showing - in her beauty AND in her fighting: all I have to do is put the real heat on her, and Alana de la Garza will shatter!" Alana in bright purple bikini with bra-style straps and twist-tie cup-connection; small black gloves; shoulder-lenght bob. Blake in soft black quilted bikini; small black gloves; long tangly blonde locks.

During R1: Fighters in loose arrangement: hands up chin-high, elbows in, weight out over left leg; back (right) heel up off canvas. Girls rotating clockwise, pivoting and planting on that left leg - locating each other via strong, elastic jabs: long arms licking lanky, fists landing heavily on beautiful faces. Alana a bit more adept at parrying Lively's left with a guarding right - just bumping blonde jab off course now and again. Alana sprucing up Lively's breasts with spanking jabs while pivoting-left...blonde girl pouting/glaring when touched. Down the stretch, Alana moving forward...she plows home a rangy right to Blake's jugs; steps-and-gets a licking left hook across Blake's ribs...blonde girl grumpy, frowning from hard touches late.

R2: Similar stuff - the same loose-jointed stances; the same supple, slinging delivery and spanking impacts. Lively engaging Alana at range: brunette's cute little parries and head-slips separating her from offensive-minded Blake. Lively energetically at Alana, but often out-hit in the exchanges - getting lit up especially to jugs and ribcage as De la Garza dials in the rubbery right cross and the fluid, curling hook late.

R3: Blake swinging away early: blonde girl leaning in, having a go at brunette ribs with a whack-batting action of both arms in semi-straight configuration. De la Garza forced to show face-in-gloves to take these shots - disengaging leggy...brunette circling, regrouping behind that sliding jab to Blake's face. Midway through, Alana double-jabs up top, then slots a swift straight right through to Blake's mouth...blonde girl put wobbly-butt as brunette leans in close. Alana with a rolling combination of left/right uppercuts bumps at Lively's chin, brushing her upright and back: latina steps in strong on left leg - pops hips-right and licks a savage hook across Blake's jaw...BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Blake hooked to her buns, sitting up all startled, hair across her mouth...she's a hot mess on the canvas. Lively up at 8, but shaky-legged: Alana moves in strong - dukes at her mouth, then RIPPING hooks to body to sit Lively into ropes. De La Garza treating herself to Lively's waistline - lashing hooks across tummy, curling that fist back to brunette breasts on follow through: vicious licks crippling poor Blake down the stretch. During the break, ODETTE YUSTMAN takes the opportunity to tweet: "Blake's a joke!" - showing her disdain for the higher-profile blonde ingenue.

R4: Alana attacking with vigor, encountering much stiffer resistance than expected: Blake fighting with bare-toothed desperation to slug-back brunette advances. Minute in - Alana trying to weave in close behind ear-muff guard: Lively takes a few healthy, home-run cuts at brunette paunch, stiffening Alana's legs and chasing her back outside! It's blonde over to offence, stalking brunette with hungry/angry eyes...Alana cringing a little, keeping those elbows tight to ribcage. Down the stretch, Blake succeeds in slap-chopping a succession of right hands down across Alana's jugs...classy brunette wiping away traitorous tears at bell.

R5: Alana coming in smooth off the jab...once in close she's working rolling combinations into Lively's breasts or chin - brunette just rotating her shoulders, curling fluid licks in. Lively buffetted, but holding her ground...she'll straighten out her arms and whack away at De la Garza's ribs, even while backing up...brunette pounding out points, but finding it very expensive to press her attacks through 5.

R6: POUNDING jab from Lively renegotiates all terms...Alana stymied, bruised up in these moments, unable to penetrate. It's Blake flowing forward with slinging right crosses; hopping in on front (left) leg to lick-across hooks...Alana in constant, startled retreat as blonde girl catches second wind. Whenever de la Garza looks to reach in and clinch, Blake rejects her with that straight-arm whack-batting left/right sequence to body - really lathering Alana breathless in the exchanges. Blonde girl all loose-jointed and energetic - constantly trying to get at Alana, punching to the body even when backing up. De La Garza scowling at bell, mouth open: Lively with hair wild in her eyes, feeling her oats through 6.

R7: Alana engaging, punching...she's crouching forward, addressing LIvely's ribcage with both hands; bending low to get the left shoulder in Blake to turn her on the spot. But Blake won't be bamboozled - blonde girl sliding out that loose-jointed but heavy jab, lumping the older woman up around the eyes; rejecting Alana's attempts to crowd-close with sustained volleys of straight-arm body-licks; stepping Alana down with jabs and right hands, discouraging brunette from punching.

R8: Same again, Alana trying to be big, get a shoulder on Lively and turn her around, hook body/head and place right hands...but Blake's just busier. Lively deploying a bit of a buggywhip right hand to Alana's lats when brunette covers up elbows-in tight...blonde really lashing at brunette body tonight. Blake rotating clockwise around an improving jab - knocking at Alana's pate, then drifting a straight, harpooning right hand down into the body to get de la Garza cringing. Lively always willing to scold Alana's rack via clapping right hands...blonde girl grinning after any especially beefy contact. Both girls lumping up, both girls having moments, but Lively the hungry, effective aggressor throughout.

R9: Same again: moments for Alana, but set against a backdrop of Lively dominance. De la Garza looking uncomfortable/disheveled - frequently just folding-forward in tight guard as Lively belts the body. Blake with tangles across her eyes or mouth - constantly stepping to spots, looking to thrash her arms or work the loose-limbed jab...she's administering a lanky beating on a confused Alana De L G through 9.

R10: Blake closes the show strong, stepping Alana down all across the ring. Blake's elastic jab finding De La Garza's face, kicking her head back. Rangy right hands pour in straight to Alana's breadbasket or thread between her mitts to punch that mouth. Whack-batting vollies amidships have Alana cringing/covering up: Lively taking the liberty of buggywhipping brunette's lats when she's in tight configuration. Everywhere Alana turns, there's Lively looking to touch her...it's just a terrific long-limbed lathering bell to bell. Comes one point duke...Blake Lively!

After: Lively delighted - puffy and scuffed about her face, but clapping happily after the announcement. De La Garza speechless - beautiful eyes swollen, downcast...getting handled by a blonde ingenue like Lively hurts Alana more than she'd ever admit. "I knew I could box with this woman," Lively declares in postfight. "Did you see me go to her body? I denied Alana body-dominance - I just wouldn't let her be strong on me! Punched a little quit out of her legs, got her discouraged...I exposed a lot of hard truths about Alana de la Garza tonight. You know, I've still got the spark I used to destroy Theron, but I'm harnessing my spirit, honing my skills...owning the summer's really just the first step for me - there's no limit to what I can accomplish in the boxing ring OR at the box-office!"