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18 June 2011 Charlotte Church vs Britney Spears

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Posted by simguy on 6/18/2011, 9:13 am

 

BEFORE: "I don't know why she's being such a cow to me," Britney says, following unrelenting attacks from Church in the media - mostly concerning Spears' singing, "but I DO know there's no future in it. You wanna talk a buncha smack? Be all bad and stuff on FiteTV or wherever? Be my guest. But know that smack costs, and baby, I am adding up the bill!" Church refusing to back down from her statements at podium. "Britney is a blight on the music industry," Church preaches. "Her kind has swamped the airwaves with mindless dreck - and soaked up all the money in the pot - for too long. I've wanted to get my mitts into Britney for as long as I can recall and I am overjoyed that the day has finally come. Britney will be battered - I promise you!" Spears in golden delicious bikini; white gloves; hair loose. Church coming in big to match Brit's curves; pastel rainbow bandeau bikini with helpful bra-strap support; white gloves; hair wetted back for the occasion.

During R1: Spears deliberately backing into ropes, waving Charlotte in, then forming relaxed face-in-gloves to receive. Church stomps-to - wary at first - touching Spears' guard with the left, then feeding her a hefty right hand loud in the gut. Britney grunting, stationary: Charlotte warms to her task - putting the left hand on Brit's right shoulder, then HEAVING in the right to gut - Church's right foot skipping up off canvas with the effort. Loud, spanking body-blasts - Church setting herself, then pouring in each punch like a separate work of art: good, slamming spank sounding off Brit's tanned bod. Hooks pound at Britney's beefy right shoulder or lats - Church working up a sweat as she slops it to Spears unopposed. For the first minute and a half that is...after that, Britney starts to peek-a-boo box - taking shots on her hips or flanks, then issuing nifty little right-hand check uppercuts off the right plant-leg; cuffing at Charlotte's paunch with a heavy, clouting left; even knocking at Charlotte's jugs just by dropping the back of either hand against 'em before covering up again. Church throwing by far the more leather - some of it thick and loud amidships - but the tastier, more damaging shots coming from selective Britney out of the pocket. Bell: Spears pink-tummied and punished, but relaxed; Church upbeat on the jiggle-jog back to her stool, feeling she's outworking Brit for points.

R2: Brit to ropes - playfully waving Charlotte on in; forming loose face-in-gloves to receive. Church just CRAMMING in the right hand to Britney's tummy - crowding close as she shoves it home - crowd groaning in sympathy...that HAS to be hurting. Spears absorbing without complaint - just being big and sturdy here - rolling torso slowly in the pocket, leaning back into ropes whenever she wants to swipe counters across Charlotte's front. Church red-faced with effort, teeth bared - she's loading up and pouring in her hardest leather on almost every shot - sweat flying from her brow as her fists crash into thick Britney beef. Spears beaten upon her belly/arms/flanks, but blocking or slipping all the head shots - trusting her body and legs to sponge Church's heat. In response - Spears getting grabby - roping one arm or another around Charlotte's shoulders to drag her in close, then clouting her the opposite hand sneaky before ref's break. No wind up or telegraphing on Britney's work - she keeps elbows in to her stomach - cuffing and chopping her shots - hitting everything she aims at. Down the stretch, Church's legs give a tell-tale shimmy...Britney's heavy hands adding up: it's Church hanging on at the bell, laying atop Brit at the ropes, her mouth open on Spears' shoulder.

R3: Church pale, visibly drained, slow off her stool...Britney marches cross-ring all jugs a-jumpin' to body Charlotte into her corner. Brit laying atop Church - Spears left forearm bracing Charlotte, holding her down while the right hand slams deep and thick to paunch. Spears' backside shuddering side to side with the violence of the shot: she pushes off Church, shifts weight to right leg, pulls the hook across Charlotte's breasts. Church open-mouthed, hurt - back against ropes she starts pushing out leather, trying to punch Britney off of her. Spears so relaxed - leaning to one side or the other - no wasted movement...she's just waiting for openings to shift weight onto either leg, pulling medicine-ball-heavy hands into Charlotte Church. Church whining, really taking a shellacking...she finally covers up earmuff, only to have Spears reach in under her arms to chest her upright and expose her to punishment. All Britney Spears - thick, patient, brawny beating - Spears laying atop Charlotte to wrestle apart the guard, then swiping/cuffing/chopping away at the goods. Tummy, tits, and chin all on sale...Church gradually loosening, going groggy/sloppy at the ropes...ref can see her legs about to give way - he steps in to stop this thing in the waning moments of the third. TKO3 Britney Spears in lead-pipe fashion.

After: Spears pink-bodied - absorbing some hellacious body blows herself - but it was all part of the plan. "We knew she'd come in big, and sacrifice a bit of stamina to get more oomph on her punches, so the plan was to hang back early - let her spend up her money, then go at her hard once she started mouthbreathing. I touched her in the body to help with the process - everything was designed to wear her out, and she cooperated beautifully. You know the difference between me and the great singer Charlotte Church? I could do a number right now - any of my smash hits: Charlotte's having trouble drawing breath, let alone singing. Guess I'd rather be me."

 

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