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18 June 2011 Kat Dennings vs Dani Fishel

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Kat Dennings 01.jpgDanielle Fishel 12.JPG

 

Posted by simguy on 6/18/2011, 8:59 am

 

Results: Simguy   Write-Up: Archer

 

 

Before: “Yes, it’s true,” Kat Dennings said smilingly, “I just went up to Dani on the street and asked her for a fight. I think it is terrific of her to give me a chance like this. I’ve had a few movies (most recently “Thor”) and I do have a TV series coming out in the fall (“2 Broke Girls”), but that doesn’t exactly make me a star. I realize that making your debut against a living legend of the FCBA is asking for a beat down, but I have the confidence that I’ll still be able to make a good showing against her. Then maybe once more people get to see me in the fall, I‘ll be able to pick up more fights. Still, I know the importance of a good first fight against a good opponent and I couldn‘t ask for a better one in Dani Fishel.”
 
Dani is next at the podium: “Please, Kat, forget the ‘living legend’ stuff. That’s for retired fighters and Charlize Theron. I’m just a girl who loves to fight and when I meet someone who is actually eager to fight me, I’ve never been able to say no to her. Now, just as a warning Kat, even though I like you, it doesn’t mean I won’t do my best to knock you out or at least beat you to a pulp. That’s the way I learned coming up and that’s the way I teach every young fighter. I hope you understand that.”
 
Kat stands up and smiles: “Understood--but, don’t forget, I’ll be in the ring with you, too. I mean to do my best to see that you’re the one knocked out or gets beaten to a pulp. I hope you understand that.”
 
Dani’s eyes narrow slightly and she stares at Kat Dennings. Kat just stares right back. Then the moment passes. Dani shrugs:
 
“See you in the ring,” she says and Kat simply nods.
 
Fight night finds Dani attired in a gunmetal grey/blue bikini and small navy gloves. Kat Dennings is attired in a red sports bra that struggles heroically to contain her bountiful bust and form-fitting black boy cut trunks with small red gloves. Kat looks understandably excited, though she tries to maintain a level of calm. Dani is cool, but wary of the newcomer.
 
The ref gives instructions to the attentive fighters, then the girls touch gloves and go to their corners. The bell rings and the fight is on.
 
R1: Kat and Dani out to midring and just go right at one another. Dani crouching low, striking hard and often, but Kat trying to match that crouch and punch power. The more experienced Fishel landing more often and with better effect, ringing up the Dennings belly and flanks, but Kat hangs in stubbornly and does manage to slip in a good right to the jaw over the top to give Dani a pause. However Fishel ramming right uppercuts in the tummy, then suddenly shifting to straight shots over Kat’s lowered guard to the face. It takes her a full two minutes, but the veteran finally able to force newby back to the ropes. Dani then unleashes a barrage as Kat has to cover up and take it to the bell. Dani takes a hard-earned round on all cards.
 
R2: Kat comes out swinging, determined to get to Dani, and she does manage to swivel the Foxfire bantam’s head with a solid right cross/left hook combination. However Fishel shakes her head and goes right back at Dennings, ducking down low and hitting upper wards into tummy. Then Dani sees an opening, shoots a left hook up into unguarded Kat chin AND DENNINGS GOES DOWN! Kat lands hard on her trunks with a shocked look on her face as Dani coolly heads for the neutral corner. Kat up by 8 and Dani comes roaring back in pounding away hard, finally giving rookie a shove up against the ropes. Again Kat forced to cover up and take it hard as Dani takes second round.
 
R3: Despite two rounds of being shelled by Dani Fishel, Kat Dennings shows no sign of quitting or even backing down. She’s right back out to midring and exchanging rapid fire punching in close with the veteran. Dani determined to pound Kat back to the ropes once again, but Dennings stubborn in retreat. Still, after two intense minutes of pounding away mostly to waistline and flanks, Fishel able to force Kat back to the ropes with a slug-and-shove offensive. Dani works Kat over hard as she covers up yet again to salt away the round.

R4: KAT ROCKS DANI! As they come out to midring, a grinning Fishel takes a lightning right uppercut to the chin. Dani stumbles back, legs trembling and a look of bewilderment on her face. Kat able to use the ol’ slug-and-shove herself to get Dani backed up against the ropes. AND KAT GOES RACK! Dani’s bikini cups knocked up, down and sideways by a furious Dennings assault. Dani lets out an indignant yelp of pain, then covers up to the bell. Dennings takes her first round.
 
R5: Dani marches out to midring and goes right at Kat Dennings’ bulging breast line. Kat grits her teeth and gives it right back to Fishel’s melons. OH THE JUGMUGGING! Bountiful busts getting shelled with abandoned, but neither girl is backing down. Fishel begins to vary her attack, snapping in hooks to Dennings jaw and then pounding her battered waistline. Kat can’t seem to strike back as effectively and is slowly pushed back to the ropes. Dani pounds away until (finally!) Kat resorts to clinching to get some relief. Round to Fishel.
 
R6: Dani now out to bully Kat back to the ropes once again, but Dennings again stands her ground. For two solid minutes, the pair goes at it shoulder to shoulder as their bodies absorb an heavy poundings. KAT PUSHES FORWARD! Now it’s Dani Fishel backing and Kat hooks gut and jug with a fierce grin of her own. Dani never stops fighting back, but the points go to Kat Dennings in this round.
 
R7,8,9,10: Fight now slows down somewhat as the combatants try to conserve energy for the long haul, but it’s a grinding battle of attrition. Tummy, flanks, jug and jaw getting regular treatment from both fighters, but pattern becomes established. Each round, Dani is able to ultimately force Kat back to the ropes despite stubborn resistance and work her over. Kat has to resort to clinching more and more, though she never quits fighting back. Dani able to get it done to the final bell and is awarded a solid UD10.
 
After: Kat Dennings looks crestfallen as she stands next to the ref and sees Dani’s arm raised in victory. Dani comes over and tells her: “Not bad, kid, not bad at all.” Kat brightens hopefully. “You think so?” Dani nods but adds: “You watch the jug mugging, not all the girls around here are as forgiving as me,” She pats Kat’s sports bra drawing a wincing smile from Dennings.
 
Good win for Fishel and decent debut fight against a tough opponent for Dennings. Where she does from here is now a good question, though there are already rumors that Beverly Mitchell is interested in the newcomer.

 

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