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18 June 2011 Katherine Heigl vs Ali Landry

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Posted by simguy on 6/18/2011, 9:07 am

BEFORE: You know you've got a major rivalry when the press puts your names together to form "AliKat". "People are afraid to put tummy on Ali, because they're afraid of her in-fighting," Kat muses in prefight. "Well guess what? I'm not afraid of Ali inside at all. In fact, I WELCOME Landry inside. I'm gonna be feeding this girl more tummy than she ever dreamed of. I'm gonna be smearing her along the ropes, making her take weight, working her over-rated chassis. You're going to see Ali Landry get used up like you've never seen it before - that's a promise!" Landry steely-eyed and determined: she knows there's a determined blonde on the other side of the dais. "If she makes this about tummies, Katherine Heigl won't finish the fight," Ali predicts at podium. "She's big, but she's flabby, she's soft, she doesn't like stout resistance, and she gives way if you stand up to her. You're going to see a beaten, exhausted Katherine Heigl LONG before she actually quits in the ring...and THAT'S a promise from someone who's word means something!" Ali in gold bikini; black gloves; long dark hair in loose tangly-curls. Katherine in metallic baby blue bandeau bikini; white gloves; long blonde hair in tangly curls.

During R1: Early position to Kat - she's got Ali pressed to ropes - left arm loose around Ali's body (under Ali's right arm). Kat pushing Ali's left arm up and over to the right - exposing Landry's golden brown left flank to pounding right hands tucked-in from tummy-close range. Kat working with a pouting frown, just stuffing punches in, keeping her body on Ali. Landry grimacing under the weight...job of work for her to bring the left arm up and back to the left, then she's got to wriggle the elbow down inside Kat's arms - secure her, then turrrrn the big blonde into the ropes. Shoving, packing right hands from Ali in close when she's on top: Heigl writhing her arms in under Ali's to reverse brunette to ropes in turn. Pushing, grunting, grinding stuff...girls panting hot breath onto each other's bronzed shoulders - legs and backsides all a-jiggle with the sheer strain of controlling each other's mass. Down the stretch - ref's break creates a little daylight...Kat wanders in a little loose: Ali intercepts via tightly grouped one-two to chin, sidestepping as Katherine topples forward face first into ropes and HEIGL GOES DOWN! Kat on her knees - hair in her eyes - staring out all shocked into the crowd as first blood goes to Landry 10-8.

R2: Kat shakes off the harm - shells Landry to ropes via thumping jab, then bodies up to make her take weight. Grunting, writhing stuff as big women match rounded shoulders and belligerent tummies - each straining to be top-girl on ropes. Kat doing a terrific job stuffing Ali's reversal attempts - blonde girl hugging up when necessary, bodying brunette deep to ropes, then tucking right hands into that golden brown tummy. Ali miserable under the weight - her chin atop Kat's left shoulder - right hand pushing on Kat's left arm that's curled in around Ali's ribs. Brunette flushed, disheveled - just lying heavily against ropes as Heigl patiently secures position, then places body punches. Every once in a while - Kat will work to push her right hand against Ali's left bicep - getting that arm out of the way - then jamming in right hand to jug in close. Ali groaning in receipt...too much weight too expertly applied to her this round...she can't get out from under.

R3: Kat with the good shelling jab driving Ali ropeside...blonde girl slides her left arm in under Ali's right, gets the tummy on Ali and presses her deep to ropes. Patient tummy-on-tummy violence from Kat here...ref keeping a close eye, but Heigl working and punching enough that he's not issuing breaks. Ali's left squirms to get in under Kat's right: Heigl diligently writhing to get her right in under Ali's left - create a gap, then wedge in a punch before Landry can tie up. Constant press of Kat has Ali fading...down the stretch, blonde opens up a second front in Ali's jugs with a hard right forearm - scraping down with the arm and slopping on the left forearm. Poor Ali! Landry crying out - roping her arms around Kat's sun-kissed shoulders...but Kat's got her arms crossed, bracing Ali's jugs. Blonde girl cackling hot in distressed brunette face...Kat compressing Ali into ropes, grinding those jugs in the grasp...Heigl's stocky legs straining to thrust weight forward. Ali gasping - hair in her eyes, mouth open in shock...Heigl getting the better of things through 3.

R4: Ali looking to renegotiate - doubling up the jab body/knockers - sidestepping left. Kat flat footed, showing a strong gun-platform - she slams back sledgehammer jabs in receipt - shelling Ali's upperchest and pecs. Some heartfelt, two-way slugging here...Ali stepping in with a right hand to Kat's leftside lats: blonde with a pumping right uppercut to pit of Ali's stomach - good stuff. Fight travels to ropes - Kat on top: blonde uses her jab to get Ali covered up, then takes her time pounding away on Landry's biceps with thick, thudding flat-knuckle roundhouses to bell. Kat cackling happy, hard working curls damp in her eyes as she stares Ali down: Landry breathing hard, looking shabby through 4.

R5: Ali stays with the 2-jab - body/knockers, then edges her left shoulder in on Katherine's tits...girls tie up midring, begin a slow waltz clockwise while jamming in right hands. Holding and hitting - girls working right hands amidships/flank, but also clobbering awkwardly up top. Ref issuing breaks - pushing sweaty beauties apart...fight with the look and feel of a sauna battle. Landry getting the better of the stop-and-go: touching Kat, turning her, keeping back-off-ropes...Heigl grumpy, doing more wriggling then punching midring.

R6: Katherine bodying up, muscling Ali to ropes early...Heigl starting to do her thing when Landry's able to squirt a tight right uppercut through to chin inside, laying back on ropes to create the room. HEIGL GOES WOBBLY BUTT! Kathy's hurt, reaching to clinch: Ali writhes arms in under Heigl's to reverse blonde to ropes. Patient, thick, thudding beatdown issued...Landry's backside shuddering side to side as she plants feet, then POUNDS in the right hand to Kat's paunch. Blonde bleating in pain, slumping in ropes...brunette able to ram home close-in rights to jug - grinning hot in Kat's face as blonde girl whines in receipt. Bell: Ali's still shoving righty to jug - ref pulls her off as Heigl hugs battered rack in pain.

R7: Kat with early position on ropes - atop Ali, shoving right hands tummy/jug...but Landry able to writhe, secure, turn, and mount a tummy-on-tummy counter-offensive. Glorious, meaty contact as girls strain along the ropes - taking turns twisting each other into position to receive hurt. Kathy fading late - her mouth open, eyelashes fluttering groggily...Ali's stacking her up - reaming in the right hands to gut; pushing Kat deep to ropes, then slamming righty on jug with a forearm-chaser. Blonde girl bleating - unable to tie up effectively down the stretch...ref does warn Ali for holding and hitting as Landry's left arm is normally snug around Kat's ribcage in wrap position.

R8: First two minutes just a jiggling, clinching, tummy-on-tummy free-for-all...girls grappling and reversing along ropes - jamming in righty jug-and-paunch - gasping and whining in turn when the other's in charge. Down the stretch though, Ali separates herself - withdrawing the left from wrap position to bat thickly at Kat's belly, discouraging the blonde. Heigl showing "how could you" eyes - her wrists crossed at her chest as she slides hurt to her right along ropes: Ali stalking at arm's length, looking furious...she's pounding jabs, slamming in right hands - very methodical stamping of Kat's chest and arms as brunette pours in straight punches to bell. Kat in tears, hugging herself: Ali smoldering in satisfaction of Heigl so reduced.

R9: Kat goes all-in to reverse the tide: leads to the most walloping two-way round of the fight. Both girls clouted hard and hurt as fight opens up a smidge - fighters able to turn into power punching lefts and rights from the hips. Gloves smashing off rounded shoulders, spanking off faces, slamming into trembling bodies...one girl staggers as the other walks her down - crowd roaring throughout. Down the stretch, Ali backing away in good order...she walks Heigl into a gorgeous dip-n-dig left hook to liver, bunching blonde girl up: short-shrugging right uppercut off the right plant-leg spanks Kat's face up off her mitts, putting her wobbly butt. Heigl's hurt: job of work for Ali to gather her up, body her to ropes, and smother her to the bell.

R10: Cagey Kat? It's true...Heigl plays "I'm hurt" at the ropes, looking like she might fall asleep from punishment...Ali wades in, gets gathered up and turned into ropes with a heavy blonde pressing tummy. Stack-and-pack from Heigl - she's baring her teeth, really straining to shove right hands into Ali's body while pinning Landry against ropes. Ali grimacing, not expecting the late surge...all she can do is work her arms under Kathy's and hug up for ref's breaks. Katherine determined to get to Ali's jugs - writhing to get rolling forearms in and down against the Landry rack...Ali crying out, hating the work, but unable to get out from under. Good smothering pressure from Kathy crushes Ali's frame, but not her spirit...comes back UD10 close, Ali Landry.

After: Heigl crestfallen as Ali's brawny arm is raised - she had Ali under-tummy at the start and gradually had it all taken away from her. "I'm better," a weary Landry assesses in postfight. "She came in strong, fought her fight, and I just wouldn't have it from her. Don't get me wrong - I don't think Amanda Righetti could have handled this fight tonight - Heigl was at her very best. It's just that Kathy needs to realize her best doesn't measure up to mine. End of the night, my hand's always going to be raised in victory. Always."