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18 June 2011 Katrina Law vs Bridget Regan

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Posted by Bazz & Archer on 6/18/2011, 10:36 am

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Before: Katrina Law looking confident behind all the microphones wearing her electric blue bikini with white boxing shoes. “I think that this is just a great stepping stone right into the limelight and legitimacy as a Floydian welterweight. It’s become a great tradition in the FCBA. Personally I think that Bridget is a little burnt out. There’s a lot of pressure at the top I would imagine.” Bridget Regan looks on amused resplendent in her Gaultier leather corset and matching bikini bottoms and boots Legend of the Seeker style. “Burnt out huh? We’ll see about that and all the talk of becoming a legend in her own mind after a half a dozen fights.”

A true battle of heavy hitters brings out all the big girls. Old school brawlers Lynda Carter and Jessica Lange settle in at front row ringside next to Pam Grier and a leggy Markie Post. Meanwhile across the ring young guns Ke$ha and Lee Lee Sobieski listen intently to Front St.’s newest big girl Gena Lee Nolin giving out some of her sage wisdom while The Wiz glances at the crowd while inhaling a ration of Little Debbie crème filled orange cupcakes outlined as Jenny McCarthy sprawled out on the canvas. Everyone wants to see if welter impresario Bonzo’s latest prodigy Katrina Law can take a huge step into the center stage of the division. The crowd roared as Law bounces down and then hps into the ring along with Megan Gale, Nadia Bjorlin, Amanda Righetti and Bonzo. Next Bridget Regan rumbles into the ring with her entourage of Moon Bloodgood, Rhona Mitra, Tanya Meryman, Cassie Scerbo and Poindexter Del Crunchy. With the extraordinary firepower on both sides the crowd senses all the makings of a full on gang war, one that would make a Front St versus The Academy riot look like six year olds playing patty cake. The two groups meet at center ring. Scerbo gazes about looking like a Liliputian that’s just landed in Jurassic Park. All during the instructions Law tries to engage Regan by staring her down but the Bazz redhead isn’t interested. She stares down Amanda Righetti who shoots daggers back at her.

Rd 1 The two welters waste no time getting into it. Regan flicks out a couple of quick jabs testing Law and then tries to follow up with a combination with one of her right hand power punches but Law gets to her first with a left that snakes in over the top and catches Bridgy flush. The Bazz girl staggers, lucky not to have fallen right on her butt. The turn of events is a shock to Regan who staggers back to the ropes with her mitts covering her face. The Big Kat in hot pursuit. She’s banging away on Bridgy’s body slinging wildly with each punch. Every time Regan tries to counter punch Law throws effective combinations to the Legend Seeker’s head. Bridgy being held hostage along the ropes. Both corners going wild yelling for their fighter. Bonzo’s crew sees the blood in the water and a first round KO of Regan putting Law at the top of the heap. The Bazz corner in full panic with Scerbo screaming for her big sister to fight back.

Bridgy’s arms taking the brunt of the punishment now. Kat slugging away but not getting to Regan as some of her punches seem out of control. Bridgy bounces off of the ropes but can’t get anything going against the mobile Law who continues to chase down Bridgy with relentless pressure. Round ends with Regan impressive in getting out of trouble and putting up a solid defense yet throwing precious few punches to Law’s continuous onslaught.

Rd 2 Law out with the same power behind her punches but not as wild showing the maturity to keep it under control. She knows from her team mate Righetti how dangerous the Bazz girl can be. Meanwhile Bridgy has recovered her composure and is using her powerful jab to keep Law at bay and start scoring valuable points. Both girls having success with their respective strategies. Kat using wide punches to touch up Regan’s torso while Bridgy snaps off quick accurate jabs occasionally rocking Law’s head back while keeping her right hand in check.
Both girls moving about the ring giving the crowd a good show. Law continues to hook away at Bridgy’s body which the redhead seems to be willingly giving up until Kat overswings on a right hand. Regan takes advantage stretching out a left hand jab that hits home with authority smack on Law’s nose and then Bridgy’s right hand finally roars, a surface to air missile out of its silo. DOWN GOES BIG KAT! Katrina Law rocked by just what her handlers had warned her about lies motionless on the canvas as the crowd roars. Ref goes through the motions of counting to ten with the same hopes of Kat getting up off the canvas as a drugged water buffalo arising from the Serengeti. Rd 2 KO Bridget Regan.

After: Bazz celebrates while medical personnel consider using a spatula to get Katrina back to her corner. Bridgy not saying much to the press as she watches Katrina Law being brought around on her stool. Suddenly the Bazz’ premier welter storms over to her opponent’s corner knocking over Ira Fishbine on the way who had somehow gotten a hold of a Wiz Little “Jenny McCarthy” cake and was innocently noshing on it. Sensing something along the lines of a walk or some other sort of unacceptable transgression Megan Gale, Amanda Righetti and Nadia Bjorlin form what looks like the defensive line for a professional football team. Still Bridgy presses on.

“You’re not going to walk anyone while I’m standing here!” Megan Gale towers over Bridgy in her high heels.

“What do I look like, a flyweight?” Regan answers as if too busy to give her fellow welterweight’s threatening posture much thought. Righetti and Bjorlin can’t help letting out chuckles as they let Regan through.

“All you’ve got to do is check that cockiness at the door and in six months you’ll be there. Learn to protect yourself a little better!” Bridget Regan holds out her fist and taps it hard against Law’s and then turns to leave.
“You can’t duck me much longer Regan!” Amanda Righetti calls after her main nemesis.

“No one is ducking anyone! You know the deal Mandy the one who gets the belt back first gets a visit from the other one for her first title defense! It’ll happen you know it!” Regan calls back as she retreats further back to her corner helping a fallen and halitosis ridden Ira Fishbine off his rather generous buttocks.