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18 June 2011 Sarah Carter vs Jaime Pressly

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Posted by simguy on 6/18/2011, 9:00 am

Results: Simguy Write-Up: Archer

Before: “I am not going to dwell on the loss to Lacey Chabert, that is over and done with--just like Lacey,” Sarah Carter says with a smirk. “I’ve decided to head up to bantam again. After all I surprised a of people by beating Nicole Scherzinger. No reason I can’t do that against former flyweights like Jaime Pressly or Eliza Dushku. That division could use someone like me to shake things up.”

Jaime Pressly was not impressed: “She got lucky against Nicole--and I’m a whole lot better fighter than Nicole. Carter should stick to beating up the midgets in her own division and leave this divisions to the girls who belong here--like myself.”

Fight night finds Sarah in blue Esquire bikini, hair in long ponytail, gloves blue. Jaime in white bikini (halter top) and white gloves. As ref finishes his instruction, Sarah suddenly leans in and gives Jaime a full pony lash across the face. Jaime lets out a bellow of rage and lunges forward. Ref forced to jump in to break it up and it takes several minutes to restore order so the actual fight can begin.

R1: Bell rings and Jaime Pressly roars across the ring to get on top of Sarah Carter. Jaime using her jab to score hard against Carter. Sarah presses forward, but also moving left as she keeps her own jab working hard. Jaime looking for openings and finds several to land right/left combinations to Carter’s head. Sarah still trying to keep moving and scoring to Jaime’s trim tummy. Jaime continues aggressive and with a better punch rate. Round goes to Pressly, but Carter gives Jaime a defiant glare before returning her own corner. Pressly scowling at this insolence, but makes no move as ref hovers nervously nearby.

R2: Sarah determined to regain the initiative, comes out slugging hard, trying to drive Jaime back while landing on her chin. Unfortunately, Pressly able to block most of the incoming and then ram hard uppercuts into Carter belly. Sarah doubled forward in shock and PRESSLY UNLEASHES THUNDEROUS RIGHT UPPERCUT TO CHIN! Sarah Carter caught flush, head snaps back in a spray of sweat, feet lift off the canvas and she crashes onto her back. Sarah lays there starfished, head moving slowly and eyelashes fluttering uselessly. Sarah unable to do more than raise her head pathetically as 10-count passes her by. KO2 Jaime Pressly.

Jaime Pressly watches with pleasure as Sarah is helped to her stool by Hayden Panettiere and Danielle Harris. “I knew she didn’t belong at bantam,” Jaime says later, “but she sure looked sweet cooling on her back at the end.”

Foxfire spokesperson Dani Harris says: “While Sarah was disappointed in the results of this fight, she has by no means given up the exploring her options at bantam. Sarah thinks Jaime simply took advantage of mistakes she made in the second, mistakes she won’t make again, so this experiment is definitely not over.”