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18 June 2011 Sarah Michelle Gellar vs Kristen Stewart

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Posted by simguy on 6/18/2011, 9:11 am

BEFORE: "It's not predatory matchmaking at all," Kristen declares in prefight. "Sarah might be struggling, but she's one of the all time great slickster/sluggers, and she just waiting for somebody like me to take her lightly. The fact is - Sarah's best fights are mandatory viewing at Frontstreet...we've all got tons of respect for what she can do in the ring." Gellar stoic - once-proud blonde now a well-travelled road to flyweight glory, but she's coming in determined to reverse a trend. "When I saw Kris at the weigh in, I thought she looked huge," Sarah admits at podium, "but I'm looking forward to the challenge of breaking down someone young and strong like this. Beating Stewart's a definite boost - that's how you make the cover of mainstream magazines, not just the boxing press, so I'm looking forward to the pub!" Kstew in bright green bikini; small black gloves - hair showered damp/off her face. Sarah in black bandeau bikini with shoulder strap support; hair squeaked back into tight battle bun; small black gloves.

During R1: Kris: weight on right foot (back) foot as she stalks Sarah; left hand tracing little ovals in the air; right hand palm out/curled down at chest height. Sarah circling, changing directions...she's trying to angle-in but encountering a stiff intercept jab from Krissy en-route. Stewart the aggressor - stepping in with a chopping, short right hand, then trying to kiss-across swift left hooks in palm-down delivery. Sarah getting nicked - staying low and trying to squirt inside with minimal success.

R2: Same geometry - Sarah prowling to either side, feinting, trying to reach in for Krissy's tits or tummy: Stewart check-jabbing like an old pro, then looking to catch Sarah right/left. Sarah 2-jabbing from her crouch, creating some openings...she's getting past Krissy's jab with some success - flurrying Stewart's tummy and jugs with spirited swishing. Down the stretch - Kristen backing away from a shoeshine to her gut...Sarah steps-with, bends in and down, looping right hand upside Krissy's head. STEWART GOES WOBBLY BUTT! K-Stew in trouble, floundering momentarily, but keeping her hands up...time expires before Sarah can jump in.

R3: Kristen back with that cautious approach-step, keeping weight back as she stalks Sarah around the ring. Stewart deliberate in aspect, making sure of her footing, but when she lets hands go, it's a very sudden switch-quick right/left delivery off the jab. Gellar repulsed on several occasions trying to weave her way inside: Krissy's jab often locating blonde pate, but if note, Stewart happy to ring Gellar up toe-to-toe. Sarah frowning, circling...Kristen proving a hard nut to crack for an ingenue.

R4: Similar stuff - Kristen stalking, cutting off the ring - forcing Sarah to try to jump-in. Blonde girl eating jabs stiff to face - getting brushed-back via whistling right/lefts in combination...Krissy keeping elbows in tight to her body for a snappy delivery. Gellar jabbed to ropes for the first time - she forms a bobbing pocket as Krissy steps to the plate: spanking left hooks dig in behind blond right elbow as Stewart cranks it up. Gellar grimacing, feeling Krissy's body work: blonde girl trying to tie-up, only to be thrown back into ropes and pounding thickly about her midsection. Round ends to the sight of Kristen doubling Sarah over with a robust, free-swinging set of rights and lefts to breadbasket...blonde girl gasping, almost jack-knifing into canvas at the bell.

R5: Sarah mounting a spirited early rush, scraping a right hand ear-to-chin on left side of Kristen's head...Stewart falling back, issuing check-jabs to cover her retreat. Minute mark, Gellar pounces-in, starts to let her hands go...Krissy crouches into the work, ignoring blonde flurry to hook the gut STOUT, then straighten into left uppercut off left (lead) leg to clip Sarah's chin. BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Ringing bang-bang combo straightens Sarah's legs, sends her crashing to her back...Gellar picking her head up off canvas all buzzed as her body just won't obey her commands. Sarah can't get off her back: thunderous KO5 Kristen "KO" Stewart

After: Stewart all confident grins, getting backslapped and hugged by her confederates...belting out Sarah Michelle Gellar seen as a legit break out performance in some quarters. "It's a big win for me," Kris alleges in postfight. "I'm stronger that Sarah, but would I be able to find her? Would I be able to impose my will? Nobody really knew that going in. I just worked my plan tonight - it was a total team effort to get Gellar stopped in 5: we jabbed her to control speed; worked her body to soften her up, and I worked SO hard to get my leverage on the double hook body/head...I can't even begin to tell you how sweet getting that was." Kristen! Kristen! What about Ashley Greene - wouldn't an "all Twilight" affair be huge? When're you going to sort her out? "You know - that's for my manager to work out - but there's no rush. That fight's going to be there for a while...I see it aging like fine wine while I hone my craft on these other girls!"