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18 October 2008 Jennifer Lopez vs Britney Spears

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 6 months ago

SUPERFIGHT #2

 

 

Posted by Simguy on 10/18/2008, 12:21 am.

Before: “It’s a terrible fight for Britney,” Dani Fishel says in a recent Celebrity ring profile on the upcoming super fight. “I know she’s been hot to take down Lopez ever since she became a free-agent--because it’s a fight that never would have been allowed at BSE. Jennifer is too much puncher for Britney. I know Britney and I know she thinks she can take Jen into deep water, but I’m telling you: Lopez ns a whole different category of body puncher. Britney was life and death with me--I’m a good, hard category of body puncher--but if she struggled with me, she could get seriously hurt against Jennifer. Lopez beat down Mariah Carey to the body--Mariah Carey! I just don’t think Spears should even contemplate this match up, and it’s a sign that her current management crew--all recording industry guys--know way more about money than they do boxing.” When asked for her reaction to her former rival’s pointed criticisms, Britney is dismissive: “Dani’s in retirement now because of my fists; what else would you expect her to say? She’s a chubby little nobody who can’t stand that I’m putting on huge boxing shows while she’s sitting at home, eating Kraft dinners, and watching me fight on PPV.” Lopez in midnight blue satin bra and panties; blonde hair pulled back into slick battle bun; white gloves. Britney in sport white bikini (non-toe side bottoms--sportier; twisted bandeau top with neck-strap support); white gloves; ponytail with bangs framing her face.

During R1: Pleasing spank midring--sturdy fighters trading hooks, to firm, curvy torso: jen shocks Brit a right hand out of the exchange, hard poke--Spears’ chin jammed in and down--her back (Right) foot sliding forward and up into the air, nearly sitting her down: she stumbles out it, forming up earmuff, stooping forward hurt. Jen to the attack. Jen to the attack: pulverizing right hand taking Britney beneath her left breast; pair of hooks up top punching past the guard; short right uppercut; tuff left hook thick to jug as Spears stomps back on her heels. Britney rocked, ready to be rolled--but she firms: Jen tasting a blunt right hand as she comes in--both girls take a moment to form-up guards, dipping side to side in front of each other. Pleasing two-way from then on: Jen bashing away robust to Britney’s arms and pecs. Investing for the long haul. Spears cute with the left hand--clipping Jen sneaky little uppercuts and cuffing hooks, bringing mitts back quick to her cheeks to defend. Stubborn stuff from Brit: she’s hurt, stands her canvas and denies jen a potentially huge inning. Spears wobbly-butt to her stool for the break, however.

R2: Crisp, jiggling, slugging midring--both girls spanking away head and shoulders: Jen able to sneak that jamming right hand onto Britney’s chin again, putting Spears wobbly butt after a thudding two-way exchange. Britney fading to ropes, face concerned: she’s hurt, sitting into ropes with right at her chest, left at her gut, left shoulder pointed at advancing Lopez. Britney bobbing on the spot, moving her head: Jen shows veteran poise, staying on the body, pounding beef when chin isn’t available. Good, good work from Lopez--BASHING at Britney’s biceps flat-knuckle clout; hooking the Spears rack; clapping tummy left/right. Jen digging in that Latina hook behind the right elbow with thick, meaty CHUP! Impacts. Brit grimacing, badly pummeled here; she dips and rolls, looks for the odd sneaky counter-uppercut or swipe-hook off the ropes, but mostly ships a beat down in a bruising second. Spears visibly shaken en-route to her  corner: she’s sponging a lo of leather early.

R3: HARD punching midring--both girls bouncing right hands off each other’s chests and shoulders with compact deliveries. Minute mark--Britney crouches, slipping Jen’s work up top, then jumps up into Jen’s chin with a stubby left uppercut: Spears elongating, crowding close as she rises, just carrying her fist onto chin-tip. JENNIFER’S HURT! Lopez putting the “butt” in “wobbly butt”--she baby-steps around stricken, hands at temples as Britney consolidates. Thick, strapping, roundhouse right hands clap Jen’s tummy--Britney working to bring Latina’s hands down--then Spears doubling up hooks BSE-style--catching Jen jug and chin. Spears so fluid with the left hand--punching easily from either foot. Lopez hurt and hurt again: she reaches in to clinch--girls jam left shoulders into opposing racks and strain to walk the other back. Spears stronger in the grasp--her legs and glutes triumphant as Jen can’t hold ground: savage fighting erupts at the apron as Jennifer starts pounding right hands to the body out of the clinch. Spears rrsponds in kind--BRUTAL slugging as the girls crowd in, left cheeks against opposing left shoulders, left hands cupping in under opposing right armpit while right hands work over offending left hips. BRITNEY’S HURT! Lopez able to slug her way into he lead--gasping Brit disengages ragged, hands down: LOPEZ SMITES HER THE HOOK!  Quick, chin-clipping beaut--Lopez hopping in, torquing her body, clouting Britney flush to jaw and SPEARS GOES DOWN! Brit already backpedaling when struck--she sprawls to her back, jugs a-sloshing: Lopez glaring down in exultation, stomping past as brintey sits up all herky-jerky.

R4: Lopez enjoying Britney at the ropes--squared away and working as Spears sits and soaks. Brit relaxed in the pocket--still legs/active torso as she dips, twists, bends forward, lays back. Jennifer busy about her girl, working Spears over with hunched-shoulder efficiency: short, clubbing blows, beating at the waist, ribs, arms, breasts and always, always coming back to that withering hook tucked in behind Brit’s right elbow CHUP! Minute mark sees Brit begin to answer: she’ll dip left. Lift the left uppercut snappy to jen’s midsection; she’ll tip side to side dragging either hand onto Jen’s face or chest--then cover up while laying on one side or the other. Supple stuff--Britney starting to outscore if not out-throw her foe: Jen scowling, trying to impose will, but getting picked up here. Down the stretch--Britney further vexes Jen with the left hand riding behind Jens neck, pulling her head down--or greasy clinches in behind the elbows, bogging jen down after Britney’s done some scoring. Cute as can be: Spears steals the fourth with classic rope-a-dope as Jen spends up a lot for a little.

R5: Jen storms Britney again: Spears rope-a-doping, looking o use Lopez up. Grueling stuff; Jennifer teeth bared--bumping Spears the left shoulder/extended left elbow; grinding forehead on Spears; bodying up on Spears, making her take weight. Ferocious stuff to the midsection--Jennifer grunting aloud, torquing torso-right as she unleashes hooks to Britney’s paunch: Spears crying out upon receipt--stooping forward off ropes behind her mitts. Jen with murderous right uppercuts--short, pumping thrusts--brushing Britney back and startling her. Brutal, pounding sopank dished to either Spears bicep--Jennifer snarling as she batters her foe, denying Spears offensive options. Britney’s receipts few and far between: she’s slowing as the punishment accrues. From the halfway point--Jennifer’s hooking Britney with impunity--torquing in hellish blows to tummy and tits, bringing the fist back to her own chests to reset. It’s all too much--Britney’s shellshocked, helpless--she’s hanging in there, but no longer answering, just drooping forward in a loose earmuff, taking a thumping, and THE REF STEPS IN! Jlo pushed aside as she’s loading up to give more: Britney cradled to safety as she sags into the man’s arms. TKO5 in brutal fashion--Jennifer Lopez.

After: Gallant attempt by a big strong bantam, but Jennifer refreshes her credentials as maybe the premier pressure body-puncher in the business. Spears beaten numb, but graciously visiting Jennifer and congratulating her--Britney banged up, but strangely upbeat after a thumping defeat. “I knew what I was getting into,” Spears shrugs, face lumpy. “Jennifer’s a tremendous puncher, and I had to know if I could weather her storm. A few more rounds and I think we might have seen the tide change, but I just couldn’t extend her. My hats off to her, and you know what? This isn’t going to break my stride one bit, I’m looking at a Halle Berry bout soon; Kim Kardashian, jewel Kilcher--lots of girls. Great fights for my fans, competitive fights for me, and we’ll just see what happens. I know haters like DanI are going to be crowing about what Jen did tonight, but so what? We probably made more from this one event than Dani did in her whole career.” Lopez equally excited: she emerges from her campaign to dominate her opop rivals on top of the food chain. “I moved up to handle Mariah, and stood my ground to take on Britney,” Jennifer trumpets. “She was very strong tonight--stronger than I’d anticipated--but I stroked her that good right hand in the first round which really put her behind the 8 ball. After that, I got into her jugs a bit, lit her up to the body, got big on her--she was fighting hurt all night and she just got worn down. She’s never seen pressure like mine before--I think it was truly overwhelming for her. Great fight for Britney--great fight for me: who says music industry girls aren’t big-time fighters?”

Reposted by Archer 10/2/10

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