Posted by Simguy on 10/18/2008 12:14 am.

Before: Kaley posted as a slight underdog at a lot of sports books: shje just doesn’t get it. “How many times do I need to beat Jessica’ buns before you guys give me some respect?” Kaley asks a packed press corps in pre-fight, “She struts around like Charlize Theron--she’s even SOUNDING like Theron--nothing against Charlize--but still: when you get beat, you need to acknowledge the winner--not pretend it didn’t happen. Its frustrating, because I held the title a long time, I beat a lot of good fighters and I dominated Biel--but yet everyone still likes to talk about Jessica as the dominant force in the division. I’m just wondering how badly I need to treat her before you guys start changing your minds.” Biel enjoying Kaley’s frustration--playing upon it at every opportunity. “Cuoco’s like any small-timer who has a streak of luck,” Jess shrugs, smiling. “She’s easily dismissed, and rightly so. She’s had good nights against me--but there’s no way she can handle the range of fighters I can--it’s preposterous to think of her in the same terms as Jessica Biel. She’s had her moment, she’s had her run, After I lay her down in this one, we can move on and start the process of forgetting Kaley Cuoco, and refocusing on Jessica Biel. I for one, can’t WAIT!” Kaley in black bikini; black gloves; sporty ponytail with bangs. Jessica in electric blue “Stealth” bikini; white gloves; shoulder length curls loose.

During R1: TORRID! Kaley jumps in a tight-curling right hand, narrowly missing over the top as Jess ducks-and-pivots. Biel counter-pouncing, lips curled back off teeth as she lubes for a hook/right hand; glancing off Kaley’s left shoulder as SHE ducks down. Kaley erupting with a vicious right uppercut (missing)--Cuoco twisting acrobatically into a curling hook--just missing Biel as Jessica circles away. Fighters separate, calm down after the leaping power-punch pyrotechnics: seething counterclockwise rotation as the girls circle/look each other over. Similar stances--bouncy-knees; right hands under chins; lefts across bodies slightly closed posture with left shoulders pointing at the opponent. Both girls lifting the left elbow up to ward off punches; both leading with sudden right hands or hop-in left hooks. Both fighters so quick and ballistic, they tend to use feints to set up power rather than traditional jabs--leading to plenty of energetic dart-in/dart-out exchanges of the highest caliber. Not a lot of clean contact: what there is tends to come from biel as she lands a few choice swipes to Kaley’s breast and tummy.

R2: Both girls pounce: KALEY EATS A HOOK! Hard-to-see blast as girls spring together--Jess just twisting to fit the short-shock left onto Cuoco’s chin. Kaley reels backward on her heels, hitting ropes wide-eyed/open mouthed: Biel running her down, just misses a vicious right hand as Kaley ducks. Biel ion front (left) foot, whip-cracking that hook against Kaley’s body and breasts: Cuoco groaning, eases upright against ropes, hands crossed at the body. Quick swipe right takes Kaley across chops, punching mouthpiece off Kaley’s teeth. Cuoco wobbly-butt, stunned--she tries a win left uppercut: Jess leans back from it, then pours forward, driving a harsh right hand counter to Kaley’s jaw. Former champ slumps to a seat in ropes on her right hip--left hand extended in don’t-hurt-me fashion--right hand dangling at her side. JESSICA’S POUNDING AWAY! Biel all-in--right hand lead smashes Kaley’s head back against the ropes; short left uppercut picks up the chin. Quick reload left hook takes Kaley in her slumping breasts; chopping right hand swivels her head again, rendering her helpless. Jessica’s brawny body rigid with bloodlust--she’s just pasting Kaley out, every nerve-ending in Jessica’s body taut and pumping electricity into the assault--those proud, muscular buttocks positively RINGING with the effort. POOR KALEY! Cuoco drooping, hung up on her hip--she’s out, taking terrible, terrible chops and swats against her beautiful face before finally jackknifing face-first to canvas. IT’S OVER! KO2--JESSICA BIEL!

After: Ref waving it off, trying to move victorious Jessica back--she pounces past him--DRVING IN ON KALEY AGAIN! Cuoco asleep with right cheek on canvas, but her hips turned underneath her so that her left hip is up; Kaley’s legs together, slightly bent at the knee. Cuoco’s trembling tummy thus exposed--Biel hungrily dives in, draping her torso across Kaley’s left hip. Jess putting weight on her left forearm on canvas behind Kaley and thrusting right hands into the presented Cuoco underbelly. Jess mindless, teeth bared--she’s looking out into the audience, propped on her left while leaning into Kaley--using tummy and torso to keep Kaley in place while plugging blind right hands into defenseless tummy meat. Cuoco out, lips pursed sleepily as she takes these extra pumping blows, her KO’d little brows furrowing in unconscious protest. Cuoco’s deadweight body jerking in time to the punishment, her sleeping face completely at odds with the violence happening in her waist Biel’s legs thrashing on canvas, teeth bared--she’s lost it, completely succumbing to Kaley-Hate--Jess just jamming away snug on helpless tummy until officials can pull her off. Embarrassing loss of composure bespeaks just how deep under Jessica’s skin Kaley had actually gotten--despite Biel’s cool assurances to the contrary. Alarmed Tech guys gather to soothe Jessica--trainer holding her face, forcing eye contact and taking her down. I days to come, fines will be levied against Jessica for “unacceptable savagery in the prosecution of victorious operations.”

Reposted by Archer 10/1/10