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18 September 2010 Penelope Cruz vs Winona Ryder

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Posted by simguy on 9/18/2010, 10:12 am

 

 

BEFORE: "I told her: 'help Frege - you'll suffer the consequences'," Penelope says, Spanish eyes flashing. "Nobody can say she wasn't given fair warning. And so here we are: a fight that Ryder never wanted; was never prepared for, but now must face. All because of Elodie. Ryder will be an example to all, not to take the wrath of Penelope lightly!" Ryder rolling her eyes - showing Cruz no respect, let alone deference. "Whatever baggage Cruz and Frege have from Europe - it means bupkus here," Ryder says. "I extended a hand to Elodie and Cruz got all bytchy...but that just CEMENTED our relationship with Frege. You want to move against RiRy because of Elodie - be our guest. Your threats are going to get your ass well and truly kicked, Pene!" Cruz in midnight blue bikini; white gloves; hair in gypsy tangles. Ryder in pink bra style bikini with twist-tie top/low rise boy leg bottoms; hair in ponytail with bangs; black gloves.

During R1: Pene bouncing to her left - hands up at her shoulders, elbows in. Pene: dropping the right off her shoulder onto Ryder's jug with slap-chop delivery - swiftly adding in a similarly dropped left. Ryder grimacing, edging forward...Pene's quicker - heel-and-toeing prettily to her left - darting in to jab the body or poke Ryder's mouth, in between slap-chopping those jugs. Winona finding the mark with intercepting right hands late - catching Pene on the mouth as she's dropping her own right hand. Frisky first to Pene: OH the haughty Spanish glare she gives Winona as they separate.

R2: Winona with a hard, roundhouse right clouts Pene's mouth, turns her head: Spanish girl tip-toeing a few steps to her right, eyes shut/eyebrows arched high. Cruz jabs her way out of trouble - tip-tap-tapping at Winona's tummy and raised guard: Spanish girl's legs nimble, feet classy as she turns her foe midring. by the middle minute - Pene's stitching her way in behind multiple jabs, then slap-chopping away on jug: pursing her lips as she's clobbering bra, then bounding away from receipts. Winona pouting, trying to pressure Pene - but Cruz jabs body/head; steps to either side; drops in slap-chop combos, disengages before Ryder can organize.

R3: Pene turns matadora - walking Ryder into clout, then sidestepping her OLE! Left uppercut picks up Ryder's chin: Pene pivots left, turning Winnie's right flank. Little fade-step back in her stance, then Pene triggers the lead right, catching Ryder on her mouth as Winnie's stepping in. Darting away, Pene roams to her right, scowling prettily over her left shoulder as she's well out of range. Nimble, darting stuff - Pene stabbin' and stitchin', vexing her foe through 3.

R4: Winona lunges forward, looping the overhand right, smithing Pene's breasts as Cruz hops backward. Penelope furious, gets back to leading behind that stitch-quick jab - punishing Ryder's aging brows with ratatat strikes. Turning Ryder clockwise, Pene will change direction, walk to her right, then step in to drop slap-chop style right/lefts onto Ryder's jugs, really humbling them at this point. Winona groaning, covering up/crouching down to take her jugs off the menu: Pene only to happy to swab proffered lower back a sweeping right hand. Bell: Pene STRUTTING - all nostrils flaring, tossing damp gypsy locks off sweaty shoulders. Winona: lumping up nicely.

R6: Winnie with a HARD roundhouse right - clouting Pene's face hard to starboard, jerking Cruz a quarter turn to her right and sending her stumbling in fence-post holes. Good brawling follow up sweeps Pene to ropes: she cries out in protest - turning her head to the right as she lifts her hands/crosses her wrists to ward off Ryder's wallops. Second minute - Winnie trying to push Cruz deep to ropes, then smite her: Pene with crisp, tidy right/left uppercut nippy-quick off the apron scores to chin and puts Winona wobbly butt! Pene over to offence - snarling as she moves to her right while clawing calm-along hooks across Ryder's paunch: older gal turning, stumbling behind her mitts. Down the stretch - Pene salts it away - circling Noni; buggywhipping cruel right hands in above left hip; chipping in the jab; strapping either mitt across the back when Ryder leans too far forward. Bell: Winona busting up, arching her back with right hand on her hip; Pene cut inside her mouth and glaring hot!

R7: Ryder pushing forward, but she's shabby with punishment: Pene able to walk her in; pick her up the short left uppercut lead, or the sneaky right hand lead, then twirl off to either side. Minute mark - Winona's wobbly butt, still plodding forward: Pene circling all leggy and crisp - best footwork in Europe really on show tonight. Pene leaning in on front (left) leg to paste away limber: cuffing right/left on paunch; slap-chopping those jugs;hook-and-pivoting to the left; rolling the left shoulder and coming back short right uppercuts clean to chin. It's all too much...Ryder bravely forward, munching leather...constant touch of Pene finally sends Winona stumbling to all fours. Ryder gasping, badly worked over...she's a groggy beauty getting to her feet at 10, only to be waved off by concerned ref. KO7 in one-sided fashion - Penelope Cruz.

After: Cruz haughtily over to RiRy corner in the aftermath, yanking poor Ryder to her feet, tugging her forward: imperious walk of shame as Pene's right arm snakes around Ryder's hips to hold her fast. Winona's head lolling, lips quivering: proud fighter won't give Cruz tears, but she's displayed in all four corners as seething Spaniard milks her moment. "This is what Frege does," Cruz reminds the world in postfight. "She cowers while brave women take her beatings!"

 

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