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18 September 2010 Post Fight Kilcher vs McCarthy

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 6 months ago

Shennanigans

Posted by Post Match on 9/18/2010, 9:30pm, in reply to "Jenny McCarthy vs Jewel Kilcher"

After the results are announced and the Sceej girls celebrate, Jenny starts across the ring, backed by Nolin and Palicki, to where Jewel sits on her stool. At this point, the finger is certainly poised over the button to get "Swan Lake II: The Return Of The Swan" started, because it's clear there's going to be a walk and a nasty one.

And then it's clear there isn't. Jewel gets to her feet and Front Street hits the ring in force, forming a semi-circle around their trainer.

And then it looks like there still might be. Nolin shoves the girl who happens to be in front of her, Jamie Lynn Spears. The smaller girl stumbles back a few steps, but Gena takes only one step forward before coming face to face with Leelee Sobieski, whose facial expression screams "try someone your own size". Palicki is soon toe-to-toe with Anna Torv and J-Mac's nose is about an inch from a smiling Neve Campbell's. And Jenny reaches out her hand. She wants her top. Neve just shakes her head. The finger has to be almost touching the button as all hell is about to break loose.

Jenny shoves Neve and Neve shoves the blonde back. Nolin chest bumps Sobieski and Leelee smiles and returns the favor, bumping Gena backward. Security circles. The finger begins to touch the button.

And Britney's out of her front row seat with Front Street and on the apron. Nolin turns toward her, assuming this is about the shove, but she ignores the big blonde, climbs into the ring, and, with Jamie Lynn and Nicole in tow walks up to Jenny and presents her with her top as the camera catches The Grand Wizard shaking his head in the background, still in his Number 2 scarlet Ohio State jersey with the name "Pryor" sewn on the back.

McCarthy, after getting over the initial shock, holds the trophy overhead and the crowd gives it up for the victorious J-Mac as Britney leads Front Street from the ring while the Sceej girls celebrate and "Mack The Knife" blares from the P.A."Swan Lake II: Revenge Of The Swan" remains in the can for another night as "The Revenge Of J-Mac" unspools in the ring.

Finally, someone gives Mac the mic. "Neve? Check. Jewel? Check. Charlize, when you wake up from being decked by a woman with, like, two career wins, you're next! You've been ducking me long enough! It's time for the Oscar winner to fight the Playmate Of The Freakin' Century! After that it's you, Righetti..."

At that point a smiling Gena grabs the mic and unceremoniously tosses it into the crowd before leading J-Mac out of the ring.