By Simguy

Before: Mish in pale blue jeans, baby blue tank, shite-eating grin presents Rachael with a triple-layer chocolate cake inscribed with the words 'RLC: Comeback Fighter of the Year' in prefight. Cook her side of the dais, smiling, flattered, reaches to accept the cake from Mishy's hands, only to push up on William's hands from beneath, driving the cake full onto Mishy's face! RLC guffawing - wily veteran not about to fall for the ol' Rachel Stevens face-wash trick: brawl ensues as thwarted Mishy doesn't take well to being shown up. Micro-cosm of what to expect in the fight - aggression from Williams well scouted and prepared for by savvy veteran Cook.

Rache in smutty pale blue cashmere top and trunks - Mish in black push up and panties, white lace trim. Williams glowering during staredown - Rache grinning, eyes flashing unspoken taunts.

During R1: Mish charges the mound, tackles Rachael into her own turnbuckles - brawl takes place on that little patch of canvas as Mish lays it in thick. Williams smearing Rache, riding in close with head, shoulders, elbows - feet digging into canvas, legs pumping to pancake press Cook, then arms chugging away, both mitts greedy - tummy, tits and chin. Rachael hurt by a series of plugging right hands to the pit of her stomach, but hanging in there - she won't punk, and she's pushing, slugging whenever she can. Suffocating corner work a Mish Williams specialty, she never lets Rache take a forward step, pounds her a late right hand to belly as a punctuation mark as ref steps in with a scolding frown.

R2: Mish charges the mound, tackling Rachael back into her home turnbuckles: once again, poor Cook forced to brawl off her heels, back-to-ropes. Billygoat Mish jamming her head between Rachael's mitts, butting Cook under the eyes, shaking brunette knees. Mish pressing up with the left shoulder then pumping away righty to tender brunette gut, alternating to press right shoulder, pump lefty. Rachael groaning under the constant weight and press of Mish, struggling for punching room, trying to bull her way off the ropes, but Williams won't have it. Mish rampaging, dipping, digging and taking what she wants - she ravishes Cook's trembling little body bell to bell, leaving Rachael pouting at the bell. Mish rhapsodic - lifting her mitts, strutting to her corner, nodding her head aggressively: she's putting foot to cashmere heinie through 2.

R3: Mish headlong into Rachael - charging butt on the chin, driving tackle stacks Cook sideways into the ropes - Williams able to palm push Rache chest-first to ropes and punch her tailbone some cheap right hands until ref jumps in. Mish right back on after ref's break, reaching in under Cook's arms and jamming her back into the ropes - poor Rache can't get weight forward to do her thing. Mish sloppy, smothering her own attack at times, but basically keeping Rachael submerged. Williams cheap and nasty with tuff-girl tousle rubbing of Cook's pretty face; Williams leaning in close and plugging body - plenty of shots stuffing into pale blue cashmere trunks as Mish just works on blind, hungry instinct; Williams scrubbing puppy with the backs of her mitts, pressing in so close Rache has to breathe in Mishy's hot exhaust face to face. Bell: Mish dominant again bellows in Rachael's face, refusing to get up off her till ref tugs her clear.

R4: Mish charging the mound again: full-frontal assaults starting to demoralize Cook. Rachael's expressive eyes yielding up her doubts, fatigue - she needs to come forward to be effective, wants to be doing what Mish is doing, but Williams is doing it better. Mish smearing Rache ropeside and working her over - blonde reaching in to push on brunette inner-elbows, moving the guard out of the way and exposing the goods. Mish starting to show short, carving uppercuts on the inside, then crowding the receipts - all that body work starting to open up Rachael's head for hard connects. Cook competing, fighting in spots, but mounting trade deficit wearing her down. Mish pours it on to the bell, her forehead grinding Rachael's cheek, her fists kneading Rachael's belly, her shoulders and elbows pushing and propping against Rachael's chest.

R5: Good Lord - more Mish! Cook starting to collapse under the pressure - getting bodied hard to ropes, head whiplashing weak - she's no longer punching back. Mishy back to the body with those savage multiple rights, then multiple lefts - riddling Rachael, paralyzing her with rapid-fire shock. Poor Cook drooping, soaking it up, then getting stacked up ruff: Williams taking over Rachael's trunks - blonde may as well be wearing them herself she's so all over brunette. Snappy series of short-arm uppercuts and vicious hooks in the waist too much at the midway point - Cook droops in stages to wilt onto all fours off the ropes - happy Mish straddles her, standing over top, hands on top rope, shouting out into the crowd as ref tries to get her attention. Drowsy 8 Cook - ON COMES MISH! Williams jamming in close, pumping away righty, just operating on the gut with rapid rogering action - like she's trying to unclog a sink with a stick. Cook's eyes fluttering shut, lips parted - she's making moist little glug-glug noises as punches shut down her key systems. Constant punching, constant weight, constant oppression of Mishy's beef and scent on Rachael proves overwhelming - battered cashmered cutey finally bludgeoned to her face, fast asleep at Michelle's feet. KO5 in horrifying fashion, Michelle Williams.

After: Classic, classic Mish Williams - taking determined, motivated and able opposition and turning into a pile of slobberknocked brunette rubble in 5 tempestuous heats. Mish storming around the ring, carrying on like an 800 pound gorilla - Cook brought out the beast in Williams tonight. Rachael Leigh coming around on her stool, groggy, out of it when Michelle comes for her - boos cascade down as Mish takes extra. Williams stacking Rachael up on the turnbuckles, mounting her - blonde takes a left fistful of sweaty brunette mop, thrusting 'number 1' to the heavens, pounding her chest and hooting in derision at the legions of Cook's outraged fans. Poor Rachael Leigh suffering with Michelle's stomach pushing Cook's face to the side, Rachael's arms wrapped lightly around blonde hammies, fists supporting Mishy's excited rump as blonde takes her time with the posing celebration.