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19 Jan 2002 (Title) Cameron Diaz vs Charlize Theron (IV)

Page history last edited by Archer844 15 years ago

MAXIM/PARAMOUNT LIGHTWEIGHT TITLE UNIFICATION BOUT  by simguy

 

High stakes alpha-blonde rumble, Charlize supremely confident of continuing her perfect record against Diaz - Cameron talking a good game, but pundits wonder how her psyche's holding up under pressure.

 

Cat Bell weighs in, "Cameron's obsessed with Charlize - she's been so overshadowed by Theron over the last few years, it's really been hard for Diaz to accept and I think that's effected Cameron in the ring. She's never really fought her best against Theron. Cam's used to running circles around girls and outclassing them, and that doesn't get it done against Charlize. Once you get past all the PR and BS, Theron's a bully at heart - you stand up to bullies and make them back down, you don't try to finesse 'em. Diaz needs to find some stones and fight with heart, show Charlize she's not intimidated. If she doesn't Theron beats her like a rug tonight."

 

Charlize in cream string bikini; Diaz in gold spangle bra-style bikini from Charlie's Angels.

 

Round 1: Cameron a little gun-shy early - she's dancing, backing away - Theron leaning in gets great extension on a crashing right cross and sends Diaz reeling. Theron smiling as she walks her fellow champion down, shouldering Diaz up against the ropes, setting her feet wide and waylaying Cameron with swinging lefts and rights, blonde beating blonde the old fashioned way. Diaz digs in, fights hurt and interrupts the torrent of Theron leather with the odd clean counter off the ropes. Cam supple and sneaky, turning her shoulder, leaning into the ropes to catspaw hooks against Theron's mouth - Charlize just squaring up and bashing away to take the round in decisive fashion.

 

Round 2: Diaz working behind her jab, but fighting flat-footed, taking some Bell advice and setting down on punches to the body to get Theron's respect. Hard, straight punching develops mid-ring, both girls pounding away up the middle, then finishing up with the wide hook to the ribs - Diaz busier, able to jam her one-twos between Charlize' gloves into her breasts but Theron's taking it without batting an eye this time - but she's getting out-hustled toe to toe.

 

Round 3: Diaz stays with it, hammering one-twos up the middle, occupying Charlize' guard up high, then taking advantage with biting hooks to the ribs and liver. Midway through, Theron answering back, gets clipped clean with a hook as Cam slips under Charlize' own hook - Theron's punch sails, mouthpiece slapped off her teeth and Charlize is HURT! Glassy eyed, Charlize stares at Diaz as Cameron tunes her up - punishing straight lefts and rights push Theron to the ropes in a daze. Cameron pouring it on, has Charlize helpless. Diaz rockets PUNCHES TO THOSE FIRM TITS, PANCAKE BLASTS SAVAGING THE CHAMP as Charlize pouts in a swoon! Theron looking to clinch - Diaz shoving her back with forearms, then churning away with slicing combinations. Rising Diaz hooks bat open-palm to Theron's bra to straighten her up, then chopping right hands tear down on skull and cheek, Diaz connecting with wrist and the sides of her hand as she slashes away. THE REF STEPS IN! Charlize blubbering in protest, barely able to stand but willing to continue; Diaz bounding away in gangly celebration. It goes as a controversial TKO3 Cameron Diaz!

 

"I've always said," gloats Cat Bell, "you beat Charlize with your fists, not your legs. That looked a little quick to me - Theron's taken much worse and continued on, but it's the referee's decision. Kudos to Cameron - she got her girl hurt, jumped on her and made something happen - that's how you do it."

 

Diaz on the stoppage: "I definitely think he did the right thing by stopping it. She was out - nothing coming back - I was just raining blows on her and torturing her at that point and there was no reason to prolong her agony. Once you demonstrate total superiority, they should stop it - I shouldn't have to kill Charlize Theron to take her title."

Theron bitterly resentful, restrained from going after the ref - she's definitely not taking it all in stride. Diaz on top of the world, owner of 2/3 of the unified lightweight title, off the schneid versus Charlize, life is good. Disastrous PPV for the KruZher gym as three proud champs and former champs are swept away by hungry fighters looking to take everything away from the golden girls.

 

"They look tired to me," concludes Cat, "Old. Punches age a girl, and all three of these KruZher fighters have taken more than their fair share. Charlize in particular didn't look like she was taking a punch very well and Lucy looked almost shot to me. I think we might have seen a sunset tonight folks. I really do."

 

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