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19 July 2003 Elizabeth Hurley vs Beyonce Knowles

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 4 months ago

 

 

 

Posted by Simguy on 7/19/2003, 8:11 am.

 

Before: Biggest style contrast in the division—walk in slugger Beyonce vs southpaw smooth Liz Hurley. Hurley the class fighter, but way of Knowles’ power and strength—no lapses permissible if Beyonce’s on. Hurley needs to touch the body early in Knowles, drain the kid’s tank. ASAP, carry her deep—Beyonce needs to put punches together: hard to hit Liz one at a time. Hurley bringing a little sauce to the dinner, grabbing a chunk of flesh at Beyonce’s belly on the scales, shaking her head in disappointment as Knowles slaps the hand away. Beyonce in green halter bikini top, yellow retro bottoms, low blonde ponytail—Liz in Union jack bikini.

 

During R1: Knowles surging forward, thighs-a-rippling—Hurley edging to the ropes and staying supple, potshotting and bending low to either side to avoid receipts. Hurley landing the clean shots, but Knowles’ pressure undeniable-she’s stacking into Liz, driving her to ropes, messing up her feet. At one point, Liz bends forward, Beyonce locks her up front choke and presses her to the mat—ref warnings all around—this things sloppy early.

 

R2: Knowles roughhouse having some effect—Hurley backed up under pressure at the ropes again. Liz trying to stroke right hooks to the body, but Beyonce busy early, banging away to British arms and flanks, wisely ignoring the head, pushing up on Hurley to keep her jostled. Liz cute enough to be safe, rolling punches, clinching for breaks, but Knowles beating beef downstairs, getting into a rhythm and she’s soaking up every Hurley counter without a flinch.

 

R3: Liz engages midring, looking to get the right jab on Knowles—Beyonce batting at the stick, bobbing and surging forward, winging punches from too far out. Hurley eventually forced ropeside—she’s not getting hit clean, but the sheer whistle-effect of Knowles’ haymakers is alarming. Beyonce with surprisingly good balance, getting her body behind a short overhand right, twisting into a hammering hook, getting her legs under the right uppercut—she’s starting to swarm the defence very effectively. Final minute—Liz extends her right to Beyonce’s shoulder,. Pushing at her to escape to the right—Knowles twists her hips and gets a SMASHING hook flush on Hurley’s face! Hurley’s head back like a crash test dummy, body limp against the ropes for a moment then she SPRAWLS TO THE DECK! DEEP slumber Liz—KO3 in horrific fashion Beyonce Knowles.

 

After: Beyonce’s fists got Liz lookin’ so crazy right now! Shattering blast probably the hardest shot Hurley’s ever taken—she’s blubbery/shaky coming around, all jazzed up and short-circuited, Knowles wetted and petted down in her corner—howitzer one punch KO reminds all that a punch can make up a myriad of sins—pundits still uncertain Beyonce’s got anything else in her tool kit. Hurley at 37 got caught—fluke, or tell talk sign? We’ll find out. Knowles/Ashanti anyone?

 

Reposted by Archer 11/13.09.

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