Charlize Theron vs. Cat Bell (XII) by simguy 3-19-04

Theron can't wipe the smile off her face - she's back at lightweight (sub-130) she's got the fight she wants, and oh yeah - she won an Oscar this year! "It's finally happening," gushes the blonde in prefight, "after all these years, I'm finally going to reel Catherine in. I guess I don't have to tell you all - Bell's been like my personal white whale - it's been a long, grueling chase, but I've got her cornered, breathing hard and ready to be taken. Outside of the ring, I've utterly and completely defeated her - that's not even a question - she'll never experience even a fraction of the glory and acclaim that I have, end of story. But in the ring - people just love to throw Cat's head to head record against me in my face and I can't wait to finally shred that argument once and for all. March 19, 2004: I will beat Cat Bell down and pull ahead of her forever - that's a promise!"

Bell aloof, smiling and shaking her head at the more histrionic comments, but she does react to a BLONDE! magazine scoopist who wants to know if it's a wise move to take Theron so soon after suffering hard at the hands of Garner. "This is definitely the right fight for me to take," says Cat. "Garner didn't lay the beating on me that some of you seem to think - I'm fine, fit and raring to go. When I heard Charlize was coming back down, I wanted to be the one to meet her at the gate and say 'uh uh'. I can't think of any better way to pop Theron's bubble than to hang a Cat Bell loss on her after all the pomp of the big return. It was simply too tempting to pass up."

Dark tinted leopard print underwire bikini Bell, cream bikini Charlize.

Rd 1: Been awhile since Charlize has tasted stick as stiff as Bell's - pounding, drilling thuds against Theron's upperchest - Bell stepping forward behind her educated left, moving Charlize back and THERE'S THE RIGHT HAND! Charlize takes a scorching right on her chin, seems okay, but she's locking up, standing rigid behind her guard. Bell touching up the jab to get her balance back after the rocket-cross, then eases onto her front foot to hook that tummy, hook that tummy and CLIP THAT CHIN the left uppercut. Charlize undone, sprawling back into the ropes, eyes glassy with wonder and ON COMES BELL! Cat pouncing into position, then setting up strong; RIFLING criss-cross lefts and rights to Theron's vulnerable, sensitive jugs! Bell on a mission, shoulder-cycling in one-two-three straight lefts to that right tit, then POUNDING in the driving right that pancakes the left and brings a squeal from the boob-bludgeoned blonde - Bell turning over that right ankle and getting delicious spanking leverage on the punch. Charlize nothing but heart and legs - swooning, guard up but purely decorative - Bell's hammering home a brutal message. Cat finishes up like a pro, in her girl's svelte midriff - Bell elbows in, twisting her hips and licking vicious rights and lefts up under her bra as Theron droops forward. Somehow, blonde doesn't go down - Cat emptying both barrels into a ramshackle blonde, tittie-stomping Charlize stupid, strutting away with a torrid shutout first.

Rd 2: Hungry Cat gets back to business, stamping that soul-sucking jab against Theron's upperchest, driving her back to the ropes, pinning her down, then PLACING sweet right hands: belly (check), left tit (check), left tit (check), CHIN (check). Charlize flat-footed, under fire, but pitching back - dukes're up, she's twisting side to side and pulling chopping lefts or rights back at her tormentress, holding her own but Cat keeps the initiative. Spirited trade - both girls bouncing loud mitt off skull, shoulders and body, both blocking well behind raised guards, staying active. Final minute, Cat with that clever left jab, followed by a driving right to that exposed left breast, then a quick left uppercut off the front foot buckles Charlize' knees for just a second - Bell dips left and clubs a brutal overhand right to her opponent's temple. Charlize tilting hurt along the ropes, eyelashes fluttering - Bell heartlessly clawing that right hand over and over against the skull BEATING CHARLIZE TO HER KNEES! Theron on all fours parallel to ropes, mouth open, trembling - Bell quivering with KO lust, pumping her fist en route to the neutral corner. Charlize climbs ropes to beat the count, but OH, she's hurrrrt!! Bell strides in to mop up, palming Theron grimly in the shoulders to prop, stroking her ribs and tummy with tearing licks, either hand, to the bell. Charlize dreamy with punishment after two sensational Cat Bell heats - blonde staggering to her corner for some emergency treatment: Janet doesn't like the look of that shiny left eye.

Rd 3: Charlize lumped up, but recovering well - assuring Janet she's good to continue. Theron back to basics - pounding out her own jab, keeping the right near her chin - muscular stuff has Cat parrying and leaning back, looking to time the openings. Both girls racing right hands to one anothers chins - Theron a little longer, little straighter getting the better of these gambling exchanges. Charlize adjusting defensively - she's fading Cat's jab or jabbing with her, easing back when Bell loads up weight on the front foot: Theron can't keep taking that smoking Bell left uppie off the stick. Good technical round from a couple of true pros - Charlize rights the ship in workmanlike fashion.

Rd 4: Charlize really outjabbing Bell early - Cat leaning back, still getting caught, now bailing awkwardly in retreat - Theron takes the initiative. Charlize turning over a blazing right cross this round - Bell shying away from it or covering up - even when blocked, punch is moving Bell around. Midway through, Charlize methodically working her girl over with long rights off the jab, adds a scorching hook to the mix and CATCHES BELL'S CHIN! Cat dazzled, leaning forward hurt and tippy toeing for balance - Charlize steps to the right, turns a slinging hook sharp off the solar plexus, bends into a glorious right cross over Bell's extended left and CAT SPRAWLS TO HER BACK! Crowd roaring to it's feet on impact - what a punch - Bell with the back of her right hand at her eyes, right knee flexed as she desperately shakes off the KO, then rolls gingerly to her side to rise. Cat takes a swaying eight count, then ON COMES CHARLIZE! Theron lathering away with loose-limbed glee - supple, slinging rights and lefts crash home with devastating effect as Bell props herself up in the ropes and soaks. Charlize pretty as she swipes a brisk left to the ear, then tucks the left in hard behind the elbow, licks a left uppercut, jams a tidy right amidships. Theron back straight, knees flexed, curling and slashing her punches in rising arcs - Bell's drowsy face popping up from her guard, Bell flinching and cringing when Theron digs into the body. Dying moments, Charlize starts to get arm weary - shortens up and goes jug, torturing her opponent with smug little stuffing lefts and rights to the bell. Theron bodying up, bellowing in Cat's face - Bell busted up, trying to focus as the ref pries 'em apart.

Rd 5: Muscular shutout Charlize. Theron's legs looking sturdier if not flashy - she's just stepping clockwise, pumping her jab, placing the right hand, then looking to clean up hooks: ribs, tits or chin. Bell beaten pillar to post, ashen faced, eyes staring - she's really getting it taken to her in these moments as Charlize hunts her down. Theron mixing up her work, touching the body with pretty hooks, working Bell's face with rights up the middle, pounding away on flanks when Cat looks to ride the ropes. Bell issues the fight's first breathless clinches, wrapping up tight around Charlize' warm waist - blonde cooing, taunting as the ref pulls 'em apart for breaks.

Rd 6: Who'da thunk it! Cat Bell grimacing, shying away from torrid hooks to her midsection - Theron's face twisted with hateful glee as she forces retreat on the proud brunette, systematically pummelling her to ropes, then setting up strong to go at her. Charlize turning her shoulders to get a short, shoving right hand into Cat's bulging bra, buckling Bell forward, then twisting back to dig in a slutty left hand. Charlize grimly going at Bell's body, thick, rich lefts and rights, using the sides of her hands to shove Bell off by her shoulders - Cat a miserable wreck, soaking it up amidships, drooping forward, trying to clinch her way out of trouble, but it's all too much. Badly battered, Cat Bell sinks slowly to one knee, drawing a glorious grin from the towering blonde. Charlize pushed back - Cat up at eight - blonde wades on in: welcome to Stalingrad. There's been a lot of hateful punching between these two during the years, but here in the sixth, with Theron looking to finish and Cat looking to deny - these girls trade horrifying, stroking lefts and rights to the bell. Nothing but thick, slamming leverage - chins and bodies all laid waste - both girls reeling, mouths open, hair obscuring half closed eyes. They stagger to respective corners, mindless with pain and the desire to maul the opponent.

Rd 7: Faces are puffy, eyes swelling - neither girl has the legs to get cute - they're forming up midring, shoulder to shoulder, right hands held to jaws while hooks slide greasily to one anothers tummies and pulsing ribs. Both girls showing supple left hand technique, cruel little uppercuts off the body-hook, little set-up jabs to get the left uppercut and both scoring excrutiatingly well, each soaking up gobsmack through two minutes. Final minute - Charlize starts hooking Cat's stomach, at first just laying in wet and heavy single shots, but when Bell doesn't answer, when Bell droops forward all wobbly butt - Charlize is energized! Theron licking her lips as she doubles up the hooks, keeping that right hand at her chin, just powering home the hurt with her back and hips. Bell grunting, dukes at her temples, getting carved up downstairs, drifting to her left as Charlize stays with her, keeps hooking rib, tummy, helping herself to tit with both hands….BELL TAKES A KNEE! Crowd offering an astonished moan as Charlize Theron sends Cat Bell to the canvas for the third time - Charlize screaming "YES!" at the sight of an exhausted, used-up Cat Bell. Cat's eyes moist with suffering as she winces up at Charlize, hurt as much by the blonde's celebration as her punches.

Rd 8: Bell showing heart, pride, guile - she's been horribly abused tonight, but she's digging in, stubbornly defending little patches of canvas as Charlize marches in to root her out. Brutal clubbing exchanges - girls bumping foreheads, leaning in over front feet to reach hooks and left uppercuts into one another, shoulder-butting each other liberally for position. Punch for punch it's Charlize - forcing Cat back, getting short, drifting right hands over Bell's left shoulder and really discouraging Cat. Charlize all banged up, but glowing at the bell - bit by bit, she's taking this fight from her nemesis. Bell with a distant, haunted look: she's hurting.

Rd 9: More of the same clubbing, heartpounding intensity - when girls aren't strapping each other, they're covered up gloves at temples, riding out the other's fury. Back and forth, long limbed beauties try to beat down the guards, clubbing away at skulls and ears, occasionally twisting to lash home sickening hooks across shuddering ribs. Even trade till late - Bell hooking Charlize' ear, drops down to hook the liver, gets a cringe n' quiver and picks Charlize up that jagged left uppercut off the front foot. CHARLIZE GOES WOBBLY BUTT! Theron staggered, leaning forward behind her mitts - Bell steps to the right, hacks a right down on the skull, hacks again as Theron starts to stumble, then collapse forward - blonde nearly pitching to her face as she hits the ropes. Bell seething - dropping her mitts and walloping away from the hips and CHARLIZE IS HELPLESS! Theron windblown, staring back all groggy, hair in her eyes as Bell's heartless fists cascade wide to the chin. Theron leaning back, right hand under her chin, left across her aching gut - she's soaking up shellack on her numb and swollen face - bell sounds - ref tackles the still-slugging Catherine off - it's pandemonium as Charlize is carried to her corner by a panic-stricken Janet!

Rd 10: Cat taking deep breathes, exhaling through her mouth, bats her gloves together and SURGES across the ring at the bell. Theron willing herself forward on stiffened legs - IT'S CARNAGE! All the hatred of every past encounter spilling out as girls take turns ROCKING each other with stroking lefts and rights. Not frenzied action, girls are too hurt for that, but they're loading up and hurting each other with almost every swinging blow. Theron will stagger glassy eyed to the ropes - Bell will reel from a clouting cross on her chin - somehow they rally and find a way to slug back into the hated opponent. Down the stretch: Cat hooks Charlize' belly as Charlize hooks Cat's chin - then Charlize dropping a booming right hand to finish and BELL SWOONS BACKWARD! Cat nearly dropped on her ass, hits ropes instead, forlorn as she tries to cover up BUT SHE'S ALL USED UP! It's Theron pouring it on, teeth bared, eyes glazed with drowsy rage, slashing and tearing at Cat’s over-stuffed bra with those limber, licking strokes, then back up top as Bell’s hands try to protect her precious puppies!! Bell out on her feet but making it to the tape - Theron piling on late, no longer aware of her surroundings, just pounding away with mindless fury - ref tackling her off. It comes back a DECISIVE mauling - UD10 Charlize Theron!

After: It's 7 rounds to 3, and 3 knockdowns to 1 as Bell starts strong, but can't hold back a ferocious, sustained Charlize Theron charge over the course of this harrowing bout. Theron sobbing in Janet's arms, "I'm better than her - I'm REALLY better than her!"

Bell in heartbroken shock, quiet, facing her corner, then suddenly bursting into a tantrum, hammering her fists against the top rope in a release of pent-up frustration and showing uncharacteristic emotion. Her trainer Syren standing off to the side, uncertain of how to proceed. Nobody's ever seen Bell like this! Say what you want about their bitter rivalry, but these two time-tested warhorses put on a show-stopper, battering each other senseless over an action packed dime that FINALLY sees Charlize Theron overhaul her most hated rival, taking a 6 wins to 5 lead in their head-to-head meetings!