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19 September 2008 Kristen Bell vs Claire Danes

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Posted by simguy on 9/19/2008, 6:42 pm,


Before: "I threaten Claire on a lot of levels," Kris smiles in prefight. "Her tricks in the ring don't work against me - I'm a little too quick for her, my pace and pursuit put her off - she's just not comfortable with me. Out of the ring, she knows if she gets into it with me verbally, I'll embarrass her - and she's not used to that. There's a particular kind of intimidation Claire relies upon that just doesn't apply to me, and that's really gotten under her skin."

 

Danes expressionless, or perhaps seething: hard to tell. "You guys might be in luck," Claire tells the press. "Every once in a while, I work extra hard in a fight and get a girl out of there. I'm getting the feeling this could be one of those times. Krissy needs to be mounted by the pack, so I'm going to have to put a little extra on her, and finish her up inside the distance. Wonder how witty she'll be then?"

 

Crimson bandeau for Claire; sporty work out ponytail with messy bangs; small black gloves. Pastel blues and whites bikini for Kris; feisty/messy ponytail; small white gloves.

During R1: Cautious opening minute of feints, circling, posturing - then Claire knocks at Krissy's face a tart jab, ranging in. Danes tapping away from that point: dotting jabs, feinting Kris, bringing hesitation rights. Bell moving her head well - mostly glancing contact, but rangy Claire keeping shorter blonde at arms-length through 1.

R2: Spicier punching - Claire hopping into range with her jab, looking to work. Kris bobbing/weaving, but under persistent jab-pressure: she's still not getting off. Danes digging a firm left uppercut off her front (left) foot, tucking into Krissy's midsection PAK! then pivoting-left 'round the strike. Claire weight forward, pumping jabs off the front foot - jotting straight rights - controlling the ring. Second minute, Danes dips-n'-digs that left uppercut to the sternum PIK! - doubles it to ribs PAK! - then drops a piercing right up the middle, knocking back Krissy's head. Bell rocked - stumbling back on her heels: she recovers well as Claire's hopping in to finish - FURIOUS Bell flurry repulses Danes, preventing a Claire follow up.

R3: Another cautious first minute - girls circling warily, eyes narrowed, heads moving, shoulders flinching and twisting. Claire initiates in the middle minute, exploring with her jab, touching Krissy upperchest/scalp/shoulders. Bell slipping poke for the first time, rips snik-snak right/lefts to Claire's slender ribs: Danes lopes back out of range, circling. Sporadic, inconclusive exchanges as the girls curl in together, then bounce apart - neither able to land flush.

R4: Claire dips the left shoulder, digs left uppercut to Krissy's solar plexus: BELL'S HURT! Kristen's face pinches in pain - she cramps up: Danes with a lathering flurry bats away head-and-shoulders and BELL TAKES A KNEE! Kris panting from that body blow - takes a veteran 8 to clear her head; Claire to neutral corner grinning. Resume: Danes big and aggressive - walking Kris down, stepping in the jab, leaning into committed right crosses. Claire diligent to clean up with left hooks and left uppercuts after the one-two up top: several more tucking blows underneath force cringing retreats from Bell. At the break, Krissy mouthbreathing, tummy and ribs pinking up nicely: Claire gives her a demure once-over, checking for quit.

R5: Bell hollow-eyed, disheveled: she's starting to get trounced. Danes pivoting left around that knocking, long left jab - just chipping away on Krissy's pain-worn features. Feints set up hesitation rights for Claire: she's frequently punching Krissy's head back now, landing crisp to face. Underneath, those ripping left uppercuts still gouging at Krissy's tummy and solar plexus: as Bell grunts and covers up - Claire pivots-left, turning weary blonde right flank. Easy, breezy shutout Claire Danes: she touches Krissy up for a huge lead on the cards.

R6: Same again: Claire wheelin' and dealin' - digging to the midsection, chiseling away up top at range. Wolfpack sensing Krissy's distress - Mishy and the girls shouting "WOO!" after good Danes leather, hollering taunts and hooting as Bell wilts. Krissy's teeth bared - she's all scuffed up, unable to get off or do much good at all: she drops another shutout round, looking bleak and punished at the break.

R7: Smilin' Claire doubles the jab, drops a tart right hand on Kristen's face: Bell swipes a right in receipt, clipping chin; hooks breasts as Danes recoils in surprise. Claire wheels to her left, drops a crisp jab/right hand off the front (left) foot: Krissy takes, punching-with - taking Claire in the mouth via stubby right hand. Danes scowling as Kristen punches-with and answers tit for tat: Bell slowly taking the initiative as Danes backs off. Down the stretch, it's Bell stepping-with Claire's movement, chopping out short, straight rights and lefts, peppering the sorceress as she backpedals. Crowd-pleasing two way round the busiest of the fight: Bell lands more clean touches than she has in the whole fight to this point.

R8: Claire attempts to halt the rally - stepping in with a robust right uppercut to chin off the front (left) foot, drawing oohs and aahs from the crowd; bringing pack hooting to it's feet. Bell gobbles, answers back: stubby, straight-poking rights and lefts stamp Claire's breasts and face, knocking her awkwardly off her stance. Bell's pursuit much improved: she's punching-with, then staying on Claire as Danes tries to renegotiate distance. Kristen fighting with a determined little scowl - punching crisp, in combination, harrassing Danes. Claire scuffing up: she's supple-bodied, right hand under her chin, left hand dangling - just swaying her torso as Krissy's getting off, then looking to tag 'er back righty. Bell outworks Danes, scores rude blows to the face, tidies up slender ribs to the break.

R9: Claire's output drops to unacceptable lows: she's looking weary, hunted - stepping to spots, weaving her torso, trying to lick cutey-pie counter-rights. Bell's volume spoiling Danes' dreams of pinpoint counterpunching: Krissy pelting away, drenching Claire with stamping rights and lefts - stepping after her when Danes tries to sidestep. Danes now wilting - Kristen comparatively energetic: Bell issuing a stand-up pasting, touching Claire ferociously about the chest and ribs; more judiciously, but smartly about the head. Break: Danes slightly wobbly butt, eyes staring - she's starting to hurt.

R10: Bell breathing hard, but sensing opportunity: she asks her curvy legs for a finishing kick. Krissy pouring in on Claire: Danes twisting/turning away, melting in front of the aggression, trying to slip the worst punches. First minute - Kristen lands glancing-only, but she stays on Claire, hounding her along ropes, jabbing at her as she backpedals, flurrying at her when she's stationary. Second minute - Kristen lands sticking hooks and right hands in behind Claire's elbows, beating away on slender beef - then cuffing and chopping at Claire's bobbing head. DANES TAKES A KNEE! Woozy, weary Claire goes to her right knee, eyes stunned and vacant. Bell shrieks in exultation, stomping all angry-ponytail to neutral corner as Ms. Danes straightens up shabby at 8. Resume: HAMMER AND TONGS! Claire digs in at apron, eyes hard: Bell wades in and girls tears it up torrid. Claire ROCKED to chin again and again as Bell's rapid-fire combos score direct hits: Bell picked up the right uppercut, slapped the hook as Claire fights desperately off her back (right) foot. Claire punched to a seat in the ropes by a volley of stunning lefts and rights to her face: she rallies, lowering her head and sweeping away crazy overhand lefts and rights to back her tormentress up. Crowd roaring as they would for an Elisha Cuthbert or Hayden Panettiere pier-six type brawl as classy flyweights slug mindlessly to bell. Comes back one point duke...Claire Danes.

After: Bell's second half rally makes it interesting - Claire down in the tenth, proves a warrior in withstanding Kristen's determined finishing fury. Exhausted beauties still yammering after the fact: Bell beaten but unbowed, openly questioning Claire's heart; Danes furious at the brazen lack of respect, pushing against her handlers as she engages Kris in war of words

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